r/justgalsbeingchicks • ✨chick✨ • 3h ago

Restricted to Gals and Pals Women humbling weak men is my fav genre

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u/whitenet 3h ago

Please note - he was trying a chin up, predominantly biceps involving, while SHE did a full pull up, with weight, much harder, predominantly upper and mid back involving. Difference is in grips. Man asking for testosterone checks can’t even do a proper chin up. Weak man.

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u/Material-Imagination 3h ago

Hey may have been trying for a chinnie, but what he got was a weak, sloppy mess. Kicking your legs for a chinnie is a bullshit cheater move. So just elaborating, as this guy says, he was trying for a chin-up, but he absolutely did not manage it at all.

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u/rock_and_rolo 2h ago

He looked like me in 7th grade.

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u/FinallyKat 2h ago

7th grade me was probably the last time I could do one like mom...

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u/Embarrassed_Mix_6619 3h ago

youre so fucking right, thank you for the detailed explanation to boot!

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u/cogman10 3h ago

Trying being the operative word.  He flopped around like a fish out of water.  Terrible form. 

Her's, on the other hand, was perfect.  No flailing, smooth up and down, and with a baby to boot .

That shit is super hard.

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u/tally-strobe 2h ago

His baby leg kick kills new every time I see this video.

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u/thomascgalvin 2h ago

This was somehow even worse than his "bench press"

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u/TheBadBatch-99 3h ago

O/T: Just starting to work out myself. This is a good explanation. Thanks. Is there a term for a grip style that is perpendicular to the bar? I have a chin-up bar with the perpendicular hand holds, but tend to prefer that grip myself vs. the two in the video.

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u/Special_Feature9665 3h ago

The 3 main grips:

  • supinated (palms facing your face, think 'soup' lol if you were to cup them like a bowl of soup): what hogsbreath was doing
  • pronated (palms facing away from your face): what supermom was doing
  • neutral (palms facing each other)

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u/TheBadBatch-99 3h ago

Neutral it is. Thanks for explaining. Have an award!

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u/shadesoftee 3h ago

Neutral grip pull up

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u/KingOfCook 2h ago

Just to clarify for the rest of the room, bicep chin-ups are significantly easier than wide-grip pull-ups.

So not only was she able to do a pull-up when he couldn't, she did so with better form and with the harder grip stance.

Devil's advocate, I have to assume the video is at the end of a set. As much as I hate the dude, he has too much muscle not to be able to do a single pull-up.

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u/danawhitesthrowaway 3h ago

Go watch the video with Hegseth doing the pullups, this clip is pulled from his final reps as part of a challenge where he had to do 50 reps which is why he's barely able to reach a chinup at that point. The video literally opens up with the subtext "50 pullups on the screen".

It's still cheating and the rep wouldn't count if he was being honest, but acting as if he can't do a single pull up like this video is implying is just straight up lying. You can criticize someone without blatantly lying like this video's doing, especially when it's someone from this admin as easy to criticize as Hegseth.

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u/currently_pooping_rn 2h ago

I have no doubt the pull ups were half or quarter reps if that shit is any indication, especially after getting caught bench pressing fake weights

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u/gizamo 2h ago

I mean, fuck Hegseth, but this is obviously an end-of-workout drill. So, he's already maxed out his muscles, and this is whatever he can do with the tank completely dry.

Again, and I can't emphasis this enough, fuck Hegseth.

But, also, the disingenuous nonsense needs to stop too. People who aren't solid Democrats see this stuff and immediately recognize it as a lie, and it's off-putting to them. It makes them less eager to vote. I know it's stupid, but it's true. Just mock the stupid shit he actually does and says; it's not like there's any shortage of dumb shit from him.

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u/bionicallyironic 3h ago

Kegsbreath could never. The only part of pregnancy he could endure is morning sickness, because barfing up last night’s dinner is just part of his routine at this point.

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u/KenzParkin 3h ago

Judging by his kipping, he might be good at having his knees wide in the stirrups. 

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u/zarfle2 3h ago

Hegseth cosplaying as a military leader and demanding the testosterone checking of others is pure comedic gold.

I'm convinced that America is not a real country and I'm in a coma, hallucinating some nightmarish fever dream.

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u/iCCup_Spec 3h ago

We all died during COVID and this is hell.

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u/onemorespacecadet Official Gal 2h ago

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u/Material-Imagination 3h ago

Listen, I know I'm risking my own existence just by saying this, but I don't care, you need to WAKE UP! WAKE UP AND END THIS NIGHTMARE

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u/Greyik 2h ago

Can you please wake up?  I would like to get off this ride...

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u/Prior_Tone_6050 3h ago

But like how is this real? How does any grown adult do a chin up like that?

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u/legit-posts_1 3h ago

For the record, nothing wrong with not being able to do a pull up. That shit is hard. It's a goal to work toward.

There is a lot wrong with spouting all the "masculinity this" and "testosterone that" BS and not being able to do a pull up and faking it for the camera.

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u/Sometimesunaware 3h ago edited 3h ago

Ms. Rachel is more of a warrior than Pete.

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u/PM_ME_YOUR_EYELASHES 3h ago

To be fair to Pete it's hard to do physical exercise when you're constantly hungover

https://giphy.com/gifs/3oEjI9T0ixjZCFwi8U

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u/Material-Imagination 3h ago

Can't be hungover if you never actually stop drinking.

-- Pete Hegseth, probably

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u/RattusRattus 3h ago

That's literally how you fuck your body up, flailing wildly trying to do something you're not strong enough for.

Her form is perfect.

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u/Ballistic_86 3h ago

His grip is not correct for a standard military pullup. Your hand are supposed to face away from you. Unless Hegseth had already reached muscle failure a few times during that workout, he should be doing 30+ chin ups like this easy.

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u/Hortjoob 2h ago

Listen I hate Kegsbreth as much as the next sane person, but these clips were all taken from the end of his sets. I was pretty bummed when I found that out. Like the popular bench one where he's flailing around.

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u/Ballistic_86 2h ago

I’ve been the flailing guy at the end of Army PT. He still needs to work on his form and be less of a piece of shit. No expectations he will do either 🤣

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u/timetotryagain29 3h ago

Man raised by single mom here. Don't fuck with women, you don't want to find out why.

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u/TraumaCookie 3h ago

Those are chin ups for him, not pull ups.

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u/Humbled_Humanz 3h ago

That greasy motherfucker could never.

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u/brubruislife 3h ago

He's not even doing pull ups which are infinitely harder. He is doing chin ups.

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u/Prior-Razzmatazz-206 3h ago

My mom loves to tell stories about when she was in basic training, how she'd run faster and farther than more than half the men in her group. If I have a daughter, I hope she's similar to that

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u/Ok-Juggernaut-3389 3h ago

That embarrassing and it's not the fact women are beating him it's the fact that a jr. High kid could do those better

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u/CoffeeTeaPeonies 💝 2026 Galentine! 💝 3h ago

When I was a teen I could do pullups & chin ups better than him. Jeebuz, what a loser.

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u/New_Leaf_8647 3h ago

Zero, zero, zero.....

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u/peepeepoopoofartz69 3h ago

lmao him swinging his legs. what a pathetic little man

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u/GammaDealer 2h ago

"Zero.... Zero... Zero... Zero..."

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u/theDudeHeavyC 2h ago

Uh, testosterone check on Mr fancy hair.

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u/verathene 3h ago

It that breaststroke?

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u/ButtersScotch7000 3h ago

There is a stroke happening under his breast, so I guess?

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u/MegaPegasusReindeer 3h ago

Love how she's being very careful not to hit the baby's head on the bar.

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u/Full-Health2887 2h ago

Hegseth really needs to stop letting people film him working out.

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u/stargarnet79 3h ago

Omg are his handlers just trolling him?

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u/Hot-Challenge8656 3h ago

It's like a full body heave set to macho macho man

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u/Revolutionary_View92 3h ago

He is an absolute joke…

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u/Jazzlike-Stranger927 3h ago

You are a bad mamma jamma!! Go girl!!

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u/trouthunter8 3h ago edited 3h ago

If you like that, then check out Lani Bones instagram, she takes mens fitness Strava crowns on her bike...it's glorious... https://www.instagram.com/lainibones/?hl=en

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u/Andythefourth 2h ago

Her bike costs more than some peoples cars lmao

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u/justmitzie 3h ago

Tbf, Heggsie was drunk when he tried it.

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u/PoncingOffToBarnsley 2h ago

Those first clips look like how I expect my pull-ups will look.

I'm 60-80lbs overweight, always sucked at the monkey bars, started exercising somewhat regularly last month, and can't even curl a 20lb dumbbell. I won't even attempt.

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u/DrAssumptive 2h ago

Nah, he ain’t “real” with anyone anyways.

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u/AngryGames 2h ago

If he's so badasses and full of manly muscle testosterone, why can't he do 1000 pull ups after running 500 km in the mud? He keeps talking about how badass he is, how badass he wants his boy army to be.

Also, he wasn't in the middle of a "slay fest." He's a weak little drunken gnome who can't do pull ups properly, and is bested by a woman who has a new baby doing a flawless pull up. If you have never had a baby, or never been with a woman to experience how babies are made, therefore never having been around a baby and that baby's mother, you have zero idea of the exhaustion, the loss of muscle from not being able to "slay" for long periods of time.

You think Kegsbreath was "slaying"? Try being a mother of a newborn after carrying that baby for 9 months. Mom's entire 24 hour period is a "slay fest" with the only breaks being eating and sleeping. 

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u/Cultural_Praline_508 3h ago

It's more about a comeuppance than facts. If you go around putting people's weakness out of context, then the same thing is going to be done to you.

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u/DrAssumptive 2h ago

Quiet Piggy.

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u/DaisyHotCakes 2h ago

He was doing chin ups not pull ups.

Edit: sorry trying to do chin ups.

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u/skidboy1 3h ago

Wheres the video of the first 12 then?

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u/Floggered 3h ago

Just.. You know.. Ignoring the multiple clips of this doofus engaging in different exercises, and having horrendous form on each and every single one of them.

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u/toomuchtv987 3h ago

I know I, personally, always only show the video of when I’m fatigued and have shitty form and am failing reps. Why would I show the first 11-12 I banged out perfectly?

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u/itsthetheaterthugg 3h ago

https://youtu.be/9uxSUrraWrM?is=sYL1hOhAeCdzyMgI

You can see him do a couple normal ones here

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