r/interestingasfuck • • 15h ago

Wine flooded the streets of Portugal after a tank burst from distillery mistake (2023)

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u/BeijingOrBust 15h ago

One of the wine delivery companies near me has a big warning sign on the back “in case of accident bring cheese and crackers. Lots of cheese and crackers”. Seems applicable here.

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u/Sea_Willingness_9845 13h ago

That's hilarious

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u/CrashingOutFrFr 15h ago edited 8h ago

Me at the bottom of the hill!

Edit: Didn't expect this to blow up like it did. Thanks for the love ❤️

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u/DoctorHugoHackenbush 15h ago

Would I still drink it..?

You bet shiraz I would..

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u/hcoverlambda 15h ago

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u/IceZaKYT 12h ago

first time ive seen would used in a non sexual context

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u/I_think_Im_hollow 14h ago

There's so much wine the contaminants are just a very small percentage!

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u/xjeeper 14h ago

I used to live near a winery, depending on the stage that could smell horrible and probably taste horrible too.

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u/mezz7778 14h ago

Okay but could I still get drunk??

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u/koolaidman04 11h ago

When this happens, truthfully steer clear. Alcohol poisoning deaths have been attributed to similar incidents in the past. Even breathing it in closed spaces will fuck you up quick when there is this much of it.

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u/BaldHenchman02 9h ago

So hold your breathe while collecting with bucket. Got it.

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u/TheBiryaniKid 14h ago

Now there is a flash flood with a good vintage

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u/Readed-it 6h ago

I would drink a merlot of it!

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u/Flat_Translator8244 9h ago

You'll always get someone wineing!

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u/Inductiekookplaat 13h ago

Unless it takes some dog shit down the stream

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u/Zanaxal 10h ago

Funny enough when stuff like this happened in history theres a bunch of people who succumbed from doing that.

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u/Bars98 11h ago

Just like the people in Dublin on the 18th of June 1875?

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u/Hurrly90 10h ago

YESSSS, lol, One of my favourite parts of Irish History, iirc 5 people died in the greata whiskey fire.

From alchohol posoining :D

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u/cbost 15h ago edited 15h ago

I bet it reeks to high heaven now.

Edit because I stink at spelling

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u/WesternKey2301 15h ago

I believe the version of the word you're looking for is "reek". Wreak is like when you wreak havoc which, funny enough, is also applicable here. Have a nice day!

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u/Unable-Goat7551 11h ago

It rhymes with meek

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u/Queasy-Stranger5607 15h ago

The article had a quote something like [it didn’t smell bad because it was good quality wine].

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u/cbost 15h ago

As it sits it will just get worse

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u/Queasy-Stranger5607 14h ago

Agreed, but it’s been three years since this happened so I’d guess it’s not an issue any longer. 🤷🏻‍♂️

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u/Miqo_Nekomancer 13h ago

This video aged like fine wine.

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u/Captain-Codfish 15h ago

Probably reeks too

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u/cbost 15h ago

Lol. I knew i was misspelling it.

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u/LegitSalvageRoci 15h ago

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u/Djinn__666 15h ago

Which movie is this? Feels like a repressed memory 😂

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u/xneyznek 15h ago

Fantasia

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u/JoeyJoeC 15h ago

Oh that literally gave me nightmares as a kid. Specifically chopping the boom over and over again, and with the water flooring. I genuinely think it contributed to this fear of large bodies of water I have now (or water in the dark).

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u/Buksey 13h ago

I remember being able to watch all of it but the last scene when its all about graveyards and death.

All of them were definitely a bit of nightmare fuel though.

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u/MukdenMan 14h ago

Opening that squeaky clamshell VHS case

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u/Billi01952 14h ago

Might take up swimming

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u/juwyro 11h ago

I was also thinking of this.

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u/copnonymous 14h ago

I am such an "um actually" guy 😅. I was going to point out that distilleries don't make wine. But before I stuck my foot in my mouth I decided to do some research. The wine here was going towards making brandy. They bought a whole bunch of surplus because people weren't drinking as much as usual after covid.

So instead of that smug know it all post I decided to type this up and point out how dumb I am.

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u/Delicious_Pain_1 13h ago edited 13h ago

You're the second person today that I saw do this. Another was on a leather back turtle.

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u/sphinctatickla 12h ago

Maybe the world is changing for the better?

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u/userhwon 10h ago

It will when the stupid people start fact-checking themselves.

Smart people doing it isn't going to fix anything, much.

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u/Apprehensive_Ad3731 10h ago

It’s kinda the determining factor between being stupid and smart isn’t it?

The drive to know that something is correct and to confirm it. If you have that then you won’t be stupid for long (unless you are mentally limited for some reason).

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u/RufusTheDeer 13h ago

I have a coworker that I wish would do this. Thank you for your humility, it's refreshing

https://giphy.com/gifs/hy43VJZgtvgDNwrLaH

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u/Vondecoy 9h ago

It's not dumb to learn. And in doing so you've educated me too. I also wondered why a distillery would have wine. Thanks to you I know now.

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u/Sega-Playstation-64 15h ago

Why does the wine appear to be loading and reloading like a bad video game texture?

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u/rctshack 15h ago

The actual answer is bad video compression because this video has likely been repurposed enough times that the original compressed video is compressed over and over in other formats.

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u/glytxh 14h ago

compression hates high frequency detail

and it fucking LOATHS tree leaves in the wind

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u/SeaToShy 12h ago

Snow has entered the chat.

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u/SpaceCaseSixtyTenV2 15h ago

The texture is not repeating but yeah that is strange stuttering. Could just be the video compression messing up, as it is really shit quality video

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u/Craftsman1294 15h ago

It'll be patched next update. Hoping for QoL updates as well.

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u/Mother_Ad9474 15h ago

Temporal compression

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u/cerpintaxt44 15h ago

At least it wasn't molasses 

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u/dangitdanimal 15h ago

Ahh Boston's Great Molasses Flood of 1919

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u/Saucepanmagician 14h ago

This is how you get ants.

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u/TheMangoManHS 13h ago

Don't worry, it'll all turn to vinegar by tomorrow and destroy the local ecosystem!

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u/rhubes 10h ago

I was thinking fruit flies. I'm not sure which worse.

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u/SeaDweller01 15h ago

The fuck is up with the video, glitching and shit?

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u/FlyingNDreams 15h ago

https://www.npr.org/2023/09/12/1198913626/red-wine-flood-city-portugal

Article uses a less pixelated iteration of this same clip.

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u/scottprian 15h ago

Its cheaper and smaller to compress videos the way they do. If space was free everything would be hd.

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u/Patient_Ebb_1605 12h ago

video compression. its probably been saved and recompressed a bunch of times

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u/wstsidhome 15h ago

What were the after effects of all that getting into the streets/sswage/grass/etc

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u/CaptainVellichor 15h ago

Seriously?

It's a huge organic load - there are regulations where I live around discharging winery waste water (from cleaning), I can't imagine the stress this places on waterways, stormwater, etc

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u/Rare_Indication_3811 15h ago

I would assume smell and amount of flies/bugs this would bring yikes

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u/CaptainVellichor 15h ago

Oh god the vinegar flies...

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u/tribak 14h ago

Mine is standing still in the pantry

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u/HeadFit2660 15h ago

Depends how fermented it is, alcohol kills most aquatic life.

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u/excelnotfionado 14h ago

Jesus I’ve seen what you’ve done for others.

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u/nrith 14h ago

That’s his blood, dawg

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u/sfgiantsfan3 6h ago

Once in high school I was in a grocery store in LA when an earthquake hit. When the shaking stopped we were walking past the wine aisle (bottles had fallen and broken/spilled everywhere) and an employee shouted, “grab the straws!” This is what this reminds me of haha

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u/Pachanish 15h ago

Ah the river of Slime , I mean wine

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u/Rivnelag 11h ago

My nightmare as a kid!

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u/Majere 9h ago

Came here for this

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u/ScienceMechEng_Lover 14h ago

Jesus is back. We have wine flowing on the streets of Portugal and Ronaldo is out of the national team.

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u/Chilled-Nirvana 15h ago

There's no point in wasting such alcohol. I can mop it up easily

https://giphy.com/gifs/UuwMQQks0KtIMa7L3N

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u/AproposWuin 14h ago

Helen Livingstone Wed 13 Sep 2023 02.28 BST

"Alcohol flowed freely in the Portuguese town of Levira over the weekend, after two vats holding about 2.2m litres of wine at a local distillery burst and flooded the streets.

Images and videos posted online showed red wine – almost enough to fill an Olympic size swimming pool – gushing down the streets of Levira in Anadia, central Portugal."

2.2 million liters . Wow. How did i not hear about that?

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u/Joppewiik 15h ago

There is some lag in the water physics.

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u/i_want_to_be_unique 14h ago

A Tale of Two Cities

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u/Nerevarine91 14h ago

I genuinely thought I’d be the only person making that connection

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u/I_make_carrot_noises 14h ago

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dublin_whiskey_fire

Happened in Dublin, Ireland in 1875.  Deaths were attributed to alcohol poisoning rather than the actual fire.  

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u/Dry-Character-6331 15h ago

Wine in a distillery?

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u/FlyingNDreams 15h ago

They meant "storage tanks" that had a structural failure and released 2.2 million liters of wine. I had to find the NPR article.

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u/zeothia 13h ago

Storage tanks at a distillery, to be made into Aguardente Velha

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u/thedrew 15h ago

Perhaps a mistake. 

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u/zeothia 13h ago

It was being stored at a distillery to be made into Portuguese brandy (Aguardente Velha specifically)

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u/ZappBrannigansLaw 15h ago

At this time of year?

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u/time2sow 15h ago

It's more common than you drink

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u/Hicklethumb 14h ago

Brandy. Port.

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u/PercentageNonGrata 15h ago

The great drunkening of 2023

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u/immoralcombat 14h ago

Biblical tragedy

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u/Samld1200 12h ago

Is there any chance of this being at all drinkable? And if not what’s the worst that can happen

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u/an_older_meme 8h ago

That looks expensive.

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u/undonetocompletion 14h ago

If I had the chance I would absolutely be approaching that wine river like this

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u/HappyHavoc20 15h ago

I wonder how drunk the wildlife got that day 

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u/Gunpowderwigg 15h ago

I bet they were pissed

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u/Weirdbeard60 15h ago

What would it do in the environment?

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u/Icy_Study4490 11h ago

I just got a brief overview of the potential effects.

Luckily, in this incident, it looks like they managed to scoop up enough wine that it didn’t really have the extreme damage it could’ve especially because they diverted it successfully away from the river.

The main concern apparently is it getting into the water supply and causing oxygen depletion. The wine flowing into the river would’ve resulted in massive amounts of bacteria and it would’ve choked out the waterways.

The alcohol toxicity would’ve resulted in plant death to anything it touched as well as essentially sanitizing the soil of all of the bacteria. Bacteria is a big part of plant cycle. I am an organic farmer and I literally tell people, “Rather than growing plants, I instead focus on growing bacteria. So a lot of my educational background for my job is in microbiology.”

The acidity would’ve severely affected the soil and the water it contaminated as well.

Groundwater potability could’ve become a concern, depending on how quickly it moves into the aquifer as well as the volume.

In this 2023 incident, it looks like they mitigated a great portion of the potential damage because they removed pools of wine as best they could, diverted the path away from main waterways, and dredge the ground to try to remove as much contaminated soil as possible to lessen the impact on groundwater. There’s apparently no lasting damage.

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u/MisterHardHead 15h ago

QUICK!!! Grab a straw!!

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u/Up_All_Nite 15h ago

Gonna be a lot of drunk 🐸 🐸🐸 frogs 🌈

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u/_-Generic-_-Name-_ 14h ago

The wine in streets turning the friggin frogs gay?

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u/Ornery-Smoke9075 14h ago

I wonder if fish can get drunk 🧐

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u/AccidentalGirlToy 14h ago

Now we're talking alcohol abuse.

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u/Turevaryar 14h ago

WHERE? WHEN?? — Perhaps I can rush over and get some dregs!

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u/KenshirouX 14h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/fBtKIDcvcFElO

Talk about painting the town red. It must reek.

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u/PalpitationPast202 11h ago

No whine for you!

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u/PalpitationPast202 11h ago

Or wine eff spellcheck

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u/Nomis1982 15h ago

Distillery? Wine isn't made by distillation.

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u/Nersheti 14h ago edited 14h ago

Well, Brandy is made by distilling wine, so there is definitely a reason to have wine at a distillery.

Edit: title says it’s in Portugal. That would likely make the brandy being made from this wine Aguardente Vinica, assuming that’s what the wine was going to be used for. The guardian article says it’s being stored due to low demand, but it repeatedly uses the term distillery, which would not be correct if wine is being made there. The proper term would be winery.

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u/shade-block 14h ago

Port has a distilled component to it.

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u/Nexustar 14h ago

The surplus of wine that year made it a good starting material to distil into alcohol. It can then be made into a wide variety of drinks. Brandy, Cognac would be obvious choices, but if you continue to purify it you get neutral ethyl alcohol which can be used in vodka, gin, liqueurs, fortified beverages etc.

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u/ocean-man 14h ago

Brandy is typically made from white wine tho

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u/Beneficial_Bug_9793 14h ago edited 14h ago

I belive it was a translating error, in the portuguese news i remember hearing it was a winery, not a destilery. Edit, went back to hear the news again, it was indeed a destilery the ( Levira destilery ) the wine was suposed to be turned in " aguardente velha " a type of brandy

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u/Un1CornTowel 15h ago

That's gonna stain.

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u/DustedGorilla82 15h ago

Grab a bucket

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u/Successful_Face3408 15h ago

THINK OF ALL THE BACTERIAS THAT DIED THIS DAY! THE ECOSYSTEM HAS BEEN EFFED UP!

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u/Silver-Flow-3834 15h ago

Why is no one on floaters with. Wine glasses?

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u/FogtownSkeet709 15h ago

“I’m going I’m going where the water tastes like wine” 🎶🎵

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u/parkway_parkway 15h ago

"Gray-eyed Athena sent them a favorable breeze, a fresh west wind, singing over the wine-dark sea."

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u/_-Cleon-_ 15h ago

The townspeople, who all suddenly appear with bottles and straws: "Oh, um.....Oops?"

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u/Narf234 15h ago

Someone just started a new religion with a sick origin story.

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u/YakeyBear 15h ago

"Someplace warm. Where the beer the flows like wine, and women instinctively flock like the salmon at Capistrano. I'm talking about a little place called Aspen".

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u/goofydad 15h ago

Did the company wine about their financial loss?

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u/Designer_Storage7394 14h ago

A dark day for Portugal...

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u/morto_crava 14h ago

The cumming of christ... the floods turned red!

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u/BentGadget 14h ago

The wine is making its annual migration downhill to the Port, where it will transcend its origin and earn a new name.

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u/Round_Safety9510 14h ago

And in an affluent suburb a wine mom got an unexplainable incapacitating chill down her spine.

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u/CartographerOk7579 14h ago

This would make my Spanish father in law weep.

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u/MrSommer69 14h ago

Purple rain

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u/throwawayaccount931A 14h ago

My first thought was "Red, Red Wine..." (UB40).

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u/Jodelbert 14h ago

OH NO, PRECIOUS ALCOHOL SOAKING IN THE STREET

https://giphy.com/gifs/12aE8P2bggzEMo

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u/WillieForge 14h ago

This happened in Dublin in 1875, but with whiskey instead of wine. The whiskey was also on fire, and flooded many streets. 13 people died, all from alcohol poisoning from drinking too much of it.

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u/Busy-Heron8106 14h ago

Oh man that’s gotta stink, gonna be sooo many flies

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u/Fredfredricksen01 13h ago

I heard a fellow drowned in the flood of wine.

Firemen tried to rescue him 6 times, but he fought them off.

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u/arioandy 13h ago

Get the buckets Mavis ALL of them

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u/PJ-D-SCHWARZCHILD 12h ago

Is this what heaven is supposed to look like

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u/lp_undrgrnd1 10h ago

In 1919 there was a "Great Molasses Flood" in Boston that killed 21 people

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u/Long_Bit8328 6h ago

A lot of people will be crying