r/funny • • 13h ago

True application of techniques

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u/Surrounded-by_Idiots 13h ago

The guy is just saying the move names. 1. Flash step, 2. prodigal son ball kick 3. Bear shaking off fur. The woman’s trying to get him to sweep the floor.

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u/KarmaticArmageddon 12h ago

Prodigal son ball kick? What?

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u/Surrounded-by_Idiots 11h ago

Yeah that part is a bit hard to explain but it means something like a person that has gone off to make their own destiny. It can mean anything from a vagrant to wanderer to a self made man and can be either positive or negative. 

You can think of it as the ronin archetype without the samurai backdrop. The ro part of ronin is the same kanji.

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u/AMediocrePersonality 11h ago

how does ball kick factor into it?

everyone knows what a prodigal son is, that's the approximate translation into english in the first place.

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u/Warm_Month_1309 11h ago

You kick like you're kicking a ball that's on the ground.

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u/AMediocrePersonality 11h ago

i know what a ball kick is lol

how do they work together

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u/alanchui 10h ago

chinese martial arts sometimes have random names. The names don’t necessarily have any meaning other than describing what the move looks like.

The prodigal son part is similar to some moves that have a random animal name like “monkey stealing peach””Tiger claw”, and the kick ball part is describing the movement.

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u/Ballsofpoo 5h ago

English bends. A lot of other languages don't

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u/KeiranG19 9h ago

Captain Falcon uses the Falcon Punch.

The Prodigal Son uses the Prodigal Son's Ball Kick.

You can imitate the prodigal son and kick like he does too.

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u/HateMachineX 10h ago

That’s the thing they don’t, it’s just prodigal son and then unrelated ball kick

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u/Not_a_real_ghost 9h ago

It does not actually make any sense if you put them together nor would it be used in any literature.

It's just a hilarious take to come up with "fake martial arts move"

Like "thousand years of pain", it's implied to a degree

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u/homestroke 6h ago

wuxia novels

is this accurate then? it looks like weird fan fiction, not that any fan fiction isn't usually weird.

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u/DinosaurReborn 1h ago

The Wuxia genre date backs to millenia, and lots of its literature is fiction based on pre-existing fiction that itself are based on previous pre-existing fiction and so forth, all with vaguely pre-established legendary characters and narrative settings. So yes, it's essentially mostly fan fiction lol. Western equivalents could be like stories of King Arthur, Robin Hood, etc, and they're all the same principle of remaking original content before the term "fan-fiction" was coined in the 20th century.

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u/teddy5 10h ago

Combined it's the name of the move.

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u/bonobobot 10h ago

i dunno if these people are trolling you with their answers, but I'm guessing the kick is like an ungrateful parent kicking their "ronin" son out of the house?

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u/BeyondlegendZ 10h ago

Nah it's more like some dated chinese memes. the techinique can also literally translated to holigan ball kick

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u/Not_a_real_ghost 9h ago

It's a made-up fantasy name meant to sound like a kung fu move from the wuxia novels.

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u/DinosaurReborn 1h ago

Nah its literally "kick ball" ball as in sports ball kind of ball. So imagine a young male (the so-called prodigal/wayward son) kicking a soccer ball.

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u/daaangerz0ne 5h ago

Prodigal son = deadbeat with no job.

The whole phrase kind of describes a kid who doesn't want to work, and instead plays ball all day.

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u/SomethingAwkwardTWC 2h ago

The prodigal son has returned, but you’re still pissed that he left so before you can hug him hello you have to kick him in his delicates.