r/engrish • u/jamesl182d • 4d ago

Tits cafe, Kyoto

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Pretty good coffee, but the absence of tits was disappointing.

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u/malkyfreo 1d ago

Sue them for misleading marketing

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u/jamesl182d 1d ago

I would but alas, my Japanese is lacking. I don't know how to write a formal complaint about a lack of tits.

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u/Dan-68 3d ago

Milk bar?

https://giphy.com/gifs/9raOpNpJ7qlUv3jk6u

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u/wtclover 23h ago

its now renamed to 66cafe though

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u/TemperReformanda 4d ago

Creamer, sir?

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u/jamesl182d 4d ago

Ha! Very good.

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u/mothzilla 4d ago

Table for one?

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u/richer2003 4d ago

( . Y . )

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u/Drezus 4d ago

funny but not engrish

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u/jamesl182d 4d ago

I get what you mean. But c'mon, does everything have to fit the perfect description??

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u/Smytus 4d ago

I hope they don't go tits-up

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u/stupid_cat_face 4d ago

Gotta go tits out

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u/eligoscreps 4d ago

Next go to sperm hair salon in Sendai and see if there’s actually sperm there

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u/gwaydms 4d ago

Their food is the tits!

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u/r2killawat 4d ago

The whole place is the tits! 😆

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u/patacas4080 4d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/TI27d4wwWBkC4

here is a nice pair of tits

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u/FartyLiverDisease 4d ago

Getting them to bounce independently like that takes real skill

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u/jamar030303 4d ago

And with one of them upside down too.

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u/Ye_olde_oak_store 4d ago

They are some great tits if I do say so myself