r/engrish • u/Carlyle_Zachary • 6d ago

"walk without walking" 😭😭😭

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u/Hello_My_Lord454 2d ago

Give it a try!

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u/ribbed_cage 3d ago

Have you seen a man breath without lungs?

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u/ThatiMacGuy 4d ago

People talking without speaking

People hearing without listening

People walking without walking

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u/SweetNerevarine 4d ago

The sign does not say anything about other means of transport. Cycling through the area, resembles "walking without walking". Or perhaps you have to run, that's not walking.

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u/LAyersFur 3d ago

That's the problem. It's not walking.

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u/llllll5175 4d ago

Drive without putting the gas in or being out of the car

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u/cuterebro 4d ago

What next? Try to talk without speaking? Try to hear without listening?

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u/deck0352 4d ago

I hear without listening all the time.

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u/Amathyst-Moon 5d ago

Holdup, just let me delete FNIS and... Oops, now I'm stuck in a T pose

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u/A_Bored_Rhombus 4d ago

This is a noclip only zone.

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u/Ornery-Practice9772 5d ago

running was invented in 1891 when a man tried to walk twice at once.

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u/StillDamned 5d ago

Yes. Running was invented by Thomas J Running when he tried to walk twice at the same time

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u/FartyLiverDisease 5d ago

wu wei wu, yo

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u/Artrock80 5d ago

I’d this a Tao teaching? 

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u/Bumble072 5d ago

Lockdown rules went too far man.

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u/spudgoddess 5d ago

Walk like them until they walk like you.

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u/UndeadManWaltzing 5d ago

Just fly around like superman, problem solved.

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u/2HellWith2FA 5d ago

Walk on a treadmill

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u/Lightice1 5d ago

Zen temples be like...

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u/allorache 5d ago

What is the sound of one hand clapping?

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u/Lightice1 4d ago

It's "cl". The other hand makes the "ap".

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u/Vocabulary-Pollution 5d ago

What is the sound of no walk walking?

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u/Heterodynist 5d ago

What do I get if I mange to walk without walking?! I want a reward…I am currently moonwalking!!

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u/5usie 5d ago

Ikr! People walking all the time! What’s wrong with you??

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u/debr1126 5d ago

It does say "try." Success is optional.

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u/Oakiefenoke 5d ago

"No. Try not. Do. Or do not. There is no try."

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u/debr1126 5d ago

Generally, no, I do not try.

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u/OrdinarySea5072 5d ago

By order of the Minister for Silly Walks

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u/Active_Repair_4344 5d ago

Walk without wanking? Wank without walking?...

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u/LessOrgies 5d ago

I can't walk without wanking

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u/moigagoo 5d ago

Is that some buddhist koan thing?

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u/One-Positive309 6d ago

So a slowed down run is OK then ?

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u/Chance-Fennel9048 6d ago

Thanks for the red underlines i wouldn't be able to read

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u/Zdrobot 6d ago

Walk without rhythm.

And it won't attract the worm.

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u/Suspicious_Let_6220 6d ago

Walk without Walken

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u/Zdrobot 6d ago

Weapons of Choice!

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u/ViktorKozh 6d ago

Walking, unlimited walking, but no walking.

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u/ITburrito 6d ago

Customers’ requests at work be like

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u/xavierisdum4k 6d ago

Walk and walk not. There is no try.

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u/BrD_87 6d ago

What am I supposed to do here? :(

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u/Avatar_Yaksha 6d ago

You need to visit the Ministry Of Silly Walk and apply for a patent of your own.