r/cringereels • u/ambachk • 12h ago

Ultimate Cringe Fitness classes are getting wild

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u/V_Pavus 11h ago

Okay but like, genuinely…. what are they doing? What is the point of this “class”?

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u/RICO-Them 9h ago

Larping as men who actually fuck

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u/Appropriate_Unit3474 6h ago

Listen there's a lot of eye contact happening in that room

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u/Mindless-Somewhere55 4h ago

A lot of chemistry

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u/marlfox_00 5h ago

That was perfect 🤣

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u/Turbulent_Pop4491 4h ago

was about to say that stroke game is abysmal

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u/Moist-Golf-4166 11h ago

Pelvic floor release, most likely.

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u/Dramatic_Dot_3783 10h ago

It looks like they’re massaging their balls…pun heavily rubbed in

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u/cnicalsinistaminista 9h ago

I was having a rough day and this made me laugh. Thanks, dude

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u/serenitydiscoballer 8h ago

Back in the days, i rubbed my balls in a different way

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u/Jessintheend cřingè papa 11h ago

Fuckin school

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u/KindsofKindness 10h ago

How to have sex

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u/reelersteeler 10h ago

This is bent as

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u/ConcernedTulip 4h ago

It's actually the opening to a gang bang porno. Not actually a real gym class... right?

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u/Strange_Explorer_780 7h ago

And who is filming it?

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u/FlippinFine 4h ago

Bottom training

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u/Driftinfoot_Malone 1h ago

Fitness ball in my ass.

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u/MrCornBluff 10h ago

Men's moans

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u/Remarkable_Rough_649 19m ago

My guess would be like a male kegels thing??

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u/Mean_Wasabi7748 11h ago

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u/diarefima 9h ago

What are they even training?

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u/Mean_Wasabi7748 9h ago edited 9h ago

Their taints, it appears

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u/FanReasonable9597 9h ago

Is it taint day AGAIN?

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u/kookooman10022 7h ago

Taints and tris.

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u/Toastman2000 6h ago

It could be pelvic floor for men exercise but none I've ever seen

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u/SnowDeer47 1h ago

Why are they gey?

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u/Living-Resolution563 9h ago

The instructor made that up so she could watch, look at her

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u/Justninetoes 11h ago

That's an exercise I would do in private, not in a class.

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u/constipated-rodent 11h ago

This is the gayest shit I've seen in a while

https://giphy.com/gifs/Jzm8HIdBCuhvFcEV1E

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u/Papi_needs_a_Beer 11h ago

So I’m the only one who was looking at the babe in the maroon? She has great form.

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u/SpiritualThroat9503 10h ago

Straight guys didn't make it that far into the video lol

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u/Papi_needs_a_Beer 9h ago

Lmfao shit now I’m sus 😂

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u/IntrepidTry5280 7h ago

Girly here who wants to find those leggings? Tights? Idk if I could wear them outta the house but I would love to wear them around the house for my wife lol.

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u/Papi_needs_a_Beer 7h ago

Lol when you find out let me know. I’m buying my wife a pair hahaha.

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u/corazontex 2h ago

Savage x fenty had some identical to this at one point, but idk if they still do

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u/ShinyQuirkyQuark 11h ago edited 8h ago

Honestly, with chronic lower back pain, I'd fuck the shit out of this class if it helped

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u/WhiteRabbit-RedPill 11h ago

"Can I get a clean ball, please???"

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u/Straight_Creme7225 10h ago

It looks ridiculous as hell but I’m willing to bet it’s about mobility 😂

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u/cookiemccookieface 9h ago

Power bottom training?

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u/Jessintheend cřingè papa 11h ago

That’s disgusting where is this? Tell me now

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u/staytown6 3h ago

So you can avoid it ?

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u/Complete_Option_6345 9h ago

Let the boys learn, honestly. I see no problem

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u/ela2k 11h ago

Damn, i like this ;D

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u/9XxannaxX9 10h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/p2l11Sdzm99Vm

Same, same, different, but still same

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u/BlastingRopes 9h ago

Source? For masturbation reasons.

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u/CuriosityKillsNG 7h ago

I understand the exercises, opening up the pelvic area, etc....but to be there would be very awkward for me

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u/PatientRaspberry485 10h ago

As a gay man, I am interested.

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u/RevolutionaryHeron52 9h ago

Agreed. The straights in here are lame as fuck. 

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u/Current_Employer_308 10h ago

Okay you cant complain that men are bad at sex and then make fun of them when they take hip thrust 101

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u/Aiwendil-981 10h ago

Hegseth approved

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u/Careless-Page-7116 11h ago

No homo, sign me up!

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u/_0bese 8h ago

@libdo.usa

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u/DrKarlSatan 11h ago

"Uncle Merv the Perv, is that how power bottoms are made?"

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u/BlueberryStock6249 10h ago

Is this the same group of guys that were in the ‘energy’ release video? 🤮🤯

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u/Horror_Moose8608 11h ago

A room full of alpha loser

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u/runswitblunt 11h ago

Two pump chump class

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u/ralphmozzi 11h ago

Looks like training to audition for Magic Mike.

👍

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u/Fit-Rhubarb-7820 9h ago

Ok ok, fellas: if you can grind your sack on your ladies love tunnel, she will come home to you with open arms and drool, kisses and love.

Iykyk

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u/Remote-Contract-3026 9h ago

Soooo why is there only one female? Is she the instructor? ... Pretty sure she eye fucked the hell out of that one guy... Oh wait, I've seen this video before. I know how it ends.

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u/justpassinbie77 6h ago

This looks good for the hips

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u/hashlettuce 37m ago

How is no one laughing? I would be dying of laughter doing that shit.

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u/dank_vulture300 7h ago

Fuck that class save money and practice with your girlfriend or wife at home

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u/porcelain_kiss 11h ago

everything about this gives me the ick, but especially the feet

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u/porcelain_kiss 9h ago

This little foot 😂😂

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u/KindsofKindness 10h ago

Why the hell are you looking there…?

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u/Mental-Let-2882 11h ago

maybe its a special recovery seminar for guys that fell
and broke their pelvis or something. i mean it could be a lot of things that would totally make this not surprising.

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u/IndependentMoney9700 11h ago

Are…are we sure this was a “fitness” class? Maybe this is just how she picks up men.

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u/Suspicious-Shoe-8033 9h ago

This shit better be BYOB. Bring your own ball.

I don’t need to hone my pelvic thrusts on something coated with Alexander’s dick cheese…

Or do I? Like many of you, this video has kind of thrown my entire existence into unexpected turmoil and chaos.

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u/Dangerous-Pirate7998 11h ago

Our societies are ran by a bunch of morons

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u/Turbulent_Ad6572 9h ago

Sign me up for a spot right behind the teacher please

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u/Yagsirevahs 11h ago

Fuck off

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u/SunaSunaSuna 10h ago

how do these men all have perfect booties

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u/Gym_Rat222 10h ago

She's making sure her guys are ready for the Main Event. Lol

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u/VegetableTour4134 10h ago

Chip and dale class

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u/Grouchy_Bit_1970 10h ago

Ummm...what the fuck?!?

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u/pjtpassword 10h ago

Such garbage.

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u/WaterGlassPuncherMan 10h ago

Buncha alphas.

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u/TheJeeWee 9h ago

What the actual fuck

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u/CornCobOverlord 9h ago

These alpha-male groups are getting wild.

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u/lesbophobia_hammer 5h ago

Almost like it's a concerted bot attempt to bring back recycled "that's so gay" era homophobia via "allies" who are "just joking" even though we are using who you are as a synonym for everything we hate.....

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u/CornCobOverlord 5h ago edited 4h ago

Dam. You checked my perspective and I appreciate it. My bad and I actually agree that they should be able to do whatever without being judged.

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u/letstrythatagain-_- 9h ago

There's one person succeeding in this room and it's the woman.

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u/SubstandardMan5000 9h ago

This reminds me off all those videos of black dudes humping tables and beds and shit

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u/Bridger7295 9h ago

Can you imagine h the video folks wandering around telling for another cut, and.... Motion! Dumb as they come.

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u/SubMariner615 8h ago

Thus is why I dont go to Planet Fitness

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u/Flowkey_mma 8h ago

Lmao 🤣

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u/Suspicious_synth 8h ago

Is this an SNL skit? How do you stay straight-faced doing this?

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u/binarybrewmx 8h ago

Workout routine for pornstars?

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u/fiestasassy 8h ago

What are they training for 🤔

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u/Vivid_Elderberry_801 8h ago

Only Fans account?

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u/KeyOk5993 7h ago

Bruh I zonned out while scrolling and when I tunned back in this is what I see?

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u/G-boy1991 7h ago

That’s for the thrust.

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u/bustacappa22 7h ago

What is this the army?

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u/LDFR80 7h ago

I definitely know a bunch of dudes that desperately need this class 🤣

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u/JohansonFury 7h ago

Las bolas huy 🤣

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u/SqueezeMy_Yamz 6h ago

Yep. Get that stroke game perfected

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u/cebjmb 6h ago

Do they party afterwards?

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u/Playful-Ad9901 6h ago

20 sets of Hemorrhoid cluches.

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u/Gwendolinn 5h ago

Ewwww, yeah, this is peak levels of squicky cringe. 🤮

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u/Standard-Professor87 5h ago

I can tell that parking lot is filled with several modded jeep wranglers, atleast 3 lifted denalis, a ram 1500, and atleast one kia suv. Im also willing to bet they either they either have nine line sticker, black rifle coffee sticker, or a punisher sticker. Let me know if im missing anything else.

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u/Ancient-Point-9096 5h ago

Instructions unclear, now instructor is pregnant and charging me for more than the class.

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u/Finger_inmoose 5h ago

How was anybody in that room ok with A.) doing this B.) having this be filmed

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u/ProudDepartment8578 4h ago

Adults are weird. Hope there’s enough napalm in the world to ‘wipe down’ those fitness balls after

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u/ThrowawayQueen3705 4h ago

Pop that bussy open

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u/Electrical-Leg-9623 4h ago

Laughed too hard at this

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u/Little_Preference760 cřingè papa 4h ago

Their ancestors dominated a whole continent…Crazy times….

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u/joshweezee 4h ago

What in the magic mike... is going on here

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u/Sad_Raisin3819 4h ago

This has got to be a joke 🤣

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u/zeus287 4h ago

I don't get it, is the woman the instructor. So many more questions based on the answer can be had

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u/blabliblu888 3h ago

Why are there women only?

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u/frescodee 3h ago

i-is this part of the alpha boot camp?

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u/QuinnLoveborneAuthor 3h ago

I’ve seen some of these techniques in person. This is just a weak version. This is definitely how do you fuck (super softly) class.

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u/Feisty-Succotash1720 3h ago

Strengthening their pelvic bowl

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u/Bigger-bobs 3h ago

Judging by their age, it's probably erectile dysfunction classes

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u/ManosDDiamantes 2h ago

I ain’t mad at them, they prolly got a weak stroke game and working on it

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u/SJSharks33 2h ago

Lololol.. WTH

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u/Substantial_Hat_4574 2h ago

Nope! Why? Yall really gotta stop recording and sharing EVERYTHING with EVERYONE!

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u/Lavender-Coconut 2h ago

Nope🙅🏽‍♀️

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u/squirrelems 1h ago

If I was in that class I'd be like "No way in FUCK you're recording this and putting it online." I'd freak out.

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u/TheModeratorWrangler 1h ago

Why are they fucking balls and not pussy?

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u/frimpkle 1h ago

The guy next to the red ball is just asking to get his ass ate

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u/hugepenis777 52m ago

It work better with the girl imagine a porn film where they all gang bang the girl and fill her with cum that would get a lot of views!!

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u/StandardBS 41m ago

“how to mount your first woman.”

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u/TahMahToe 14m ago

They are learning how to relax their perineums so bottoming is easier. Hey, it's better than those alpha programs that cost 18k. 🤣

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u/eutohkgtorsatoca 3m ago

She's got business with more than one.