r/cringereels • cřingè papa • 16h ago

Cringe Level 4 What’s this guy training for?

“Don’t record people in the gym”

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u/Super_Leading21 16h ago

Trainning to get them cheeks clapped

https://giphy.com/gifs/QaJvKNERh6pa9Pmm4F

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u/Own_Affect3784 15h ago

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u/Fun-Choices 15h ago

Didn’t know Patrick was a dump truck driver god diggity damn

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u/Super_flywhiteguy 12h ago

Can you call cheeks like that a rack like you would with tits? Because good god almighty

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u/Voidberk 15h ago

Hast du noch mehr davon?

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u/goatanuss 11h ago

Google “rule 34 Patrick”

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u/Aymr9 15h ago

I'm laughing my ass off, holy shit 😂🤣

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u/GStarAU 13h ago

You laughed your ass off? You can get it back again with THIS exercise!! 😂

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u/Previous-Whereas5602 16h ago

😂😂😂😂

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u/CaptainC00lpants 16h ago

To be the very best power bottom there ever was 

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u/JiveTurkey1983 13h ago

Now Dennis, I heard speed has something to do with it

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u/chunkNrun23 7h ago

Speed has…everything to do with it

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u/JiveTurkey1983 7h ago

Speed's the name of the game.

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u/cottonopposite 7h ago

"With the power of a thousand waves" or something Dennis-y

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u/NotaBat9221 16h ago

To take them is my real test. To ride them is my cause 

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u/Signal_Appeal4518 16h ago

Idk….you spent 30 minutes or more recording him. Why don’t you ask him?

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u/AwakenedBurnblood 8h ago

His aura scares me

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u/NoGarage7989 6h ago

And be invited to whatever he is planning for?

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u/Cammycaze 16h ago

Judging by his thin legs, physical rehabilitation to activate the more obscure muscles.

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u/mylifeisaboogerbubbl 16h ago

Was about to say the same thing. The condition of his legs screams that this is rehab

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u/PercyBluntz 14h ago

As a physical therapist… nah lol. Like maybe there’s some benefit but it’s nothing that can’t be accomplished with normal simpler and safer movements where you’re actually using equipment as intended. This is pretty transparently an exercise designed to increase views haha.

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u/FearlessSeaweed6428 14h ago

As a regular gym goer, the is always some older guy trying to reinvent the wheel and do some sort of crazy exercise using a piece of equipment not in the way it's intended. I don't think he's doing this for views, i think this is something he does often at the gym.

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u/Squire_Squirrely 6h ago

Always old dudes that think they're hot shit but are built like a barrel on stilts

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u/mylifeisaboogerbubbl 14h ago

I didn't say they were good exercised 😂 but that guy has fucked legs. Going by how smooth, pale and thin they are something definitely happened to them.

Or he's a freak

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u/tinylittlemarmoset 13h ago

Maybe that’s how his legs got fucked up

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u/trance_downstairs 15h ago

He could only be working lateral rotators with that movement. Since it looks to me like his adductors aren't tight or causing range of motion restriction, my money is on "he's an idiot" as the most plausible explanation for the video

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u/Creative-Cherry-1607 15h ago

Idiot for sure, lol. My thought is he must have seen a couple ladies using the machine like that(even though they don't look as crazy and move more controlled) and told himself "I can look way better doing that" 🤔

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u/Accidental_dwnvote 16h ago

More like sexual rehabilitation, amiright?

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u/Maximum-Security5699 16h ago

I was going to say, while it looks silly, it also looks like a legitimately good exercise. Huge amount of dynamic flexibility. He might not be using the equipment as intended but he looks like he’s getting a great stretch.

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u/MrFC1000 13h ago

Nah no way. His body weight is doing all the work here

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u/Extra-Amoeba-677 16h ago

the first male to perform a butt clap

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u/Acceptable_Gear_3097 16h ago

If this is true, I can't see how this could have any benefits over normal exercises. The best way to isolate leg muscles has been established for a long time. 

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u/EnrichedNaquadah 15h ago

It's crazy how fast you lose muscle, i've been hs for 3 months beause of a Talus fracture and an ATFL ligament rupture and my left calve is so freaking weak now ...

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u/Joey-rogaine 14h ago

Post your legs 

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u/bobbywaz 15h ago

I lived in Florida long enough to know that this guy is training for bestiality.

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u/OldGuto 14h ago

You mean the FBI entrance exams?

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u/eliseodominguez 14h ago

Lmao underrated comment fasho

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u/henry2630 14h ago

good to see we’re finally lightening up on that as a society

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u/Hyperion7669 12h ago

Please tell me you dropped the "/s" ?

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u/Appropriate-Yak-3814 16h ago

Tea bagging his enemies. 

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u/_i_read 16h ago

People who film others in the gym are fucking creeps. Stop

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u/stillnobodyet 14h ago

I truly thought this comments section would be full of people dunking on the guy. I'm seeing a lot of people calling it out. This is healing, appreciate you ❤️

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u/Lost-Blueberry8057 16h ago

Is that how you’re supposed to use that?

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u/tra616 16h ago

No but people prefer doing it this way because it apparently targets the glutes better. Granted, he is over doing it with some of these movements

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u/cottonopposite 7h ago

This absolutely does not target the glutes better. It is stupid bollocks for people who know nothing about training.

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u/fioccodoolce 13h ago

Only if physical therapy is your hobby

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u/ICEtoAshes 16h ago

The cringiest part is you filming someone minding their own business in the gym.

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u/Bosscharacter 16h ago

To throw it back.

He is training to throw it back.

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u/Snoo_67993 16h ago

Why are you creeping on people at the gym?

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u/I_WILL_GET_YOU 16h ago

He learned those reps from OP's mom

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u/longkhongdong 16h ago

Isn't that cyclops from x men?

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u/IncognitoBrowserMode 16h ago

The rippin and the tearin, the rippin and the tearin.

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u/DoorFinch 16h ago

People who film others at the gym without their knowledge are creeps.

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u/u_sijenci 16h ago

For yo mamma.

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u/Exciting-Fun-9247 16h ago

Rippin and the tearin.  Rippin and the tearin.

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u/Silentbrouhaha 16h ago

Is some random recording this guy without his knowledge or consent?

Leave him alone. Some of us are just trying to exist and not be a moment in someone else’s pathetic life.

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u/Inevitable_Dark3225 16h ago

For Thailand.

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u/Impressive-Whole-987 16h ago

Christmas office orgy.

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u/Gold-Tell7154 16h ago

Bouncing on it

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u/telecastern 16h ago

The sunglasses tells me it must be something nefarious

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u/TonaldDiberJasicDump 16h ago

He’s training to be a body double for Elon Musk.

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u/No-Individual-3681 16h ago

You know exactly what hes training for

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u/Apprehensive-Pop-201 16h ago

Why didn't you ask him? "Hey, are you training for anything specific? That looks like an intense leg workout!"

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u/Uncle_Bug_Music 16h ago

Don’t skip anus day

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u/Flat-Success9471 16h ago

Wish recording people in the gym wasn't a thing. Mind your damn business. I've seen people doing interesting things in the gym before but couldn't imagine not only recording them, but posting it online

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u/whensthebeef 16h ago

Training for the long nights with the mom of whoever filmed him and put it on the Internet. Looks like he’s getting ready for the deep dunk dive on her

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u/Evorgleb 16h ago

Hey. No matter what anyone tells you, get it. That guy? he's getting it.

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u/lanta1111 16h ago

not the flip flops

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u/ralphmozzi 15h ago

Hahah i had not noticed them!

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u/Impressive-Suit- 15h ago

10 sets of back that ass up

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u/__GMCC88__ 15h ago

Go to any pron site and type in guy on guy, you're welcome

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u/58kingsly 16h ago

Only cringe is the person recording. Looks like some kind of rehab.

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u/PSK666 16h ago

GTA6

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u/Berare2000 16h ago

I know, but I can’t say.🤣

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u/Jazzlike-Try-3226 16h ago

Monsieur le curé, il est temps de s' arrêter . La messe va débuter .

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u/Ok_Record_9908 16h ago

This is the creepy dude that keeps cutting glory holes in all the bathrooms. 😂

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u/Appropriate-Unit4471 16h ago

Power bottom training 😂😂

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u/Resilient_Beast69 16h ago

He’s training his ass for when he goes to the gas pumps to fill up with these insane prices.

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u/SDTimbox 16h ago

I also have tightness in my hips, so I should probably start doing this

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u/Throwaway_NSW2250 16h ago

'Taking IT' !!

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u/padlyn1 16h ago

How to look the best at being stupid

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u/Unknowingly-Joined 16h ago

Looks like he’s training to be an influencer.

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u/According-House-9360 16h ago

Just won the lottery and all the women think he's cute now..

https://giphy.com/gifs/6ra84Uso2hoir3YCgb

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u/lbstinkums 16h ago

Winning!

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u/3crownking 16h ago

Your mum

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u/ForRedditPosts 16h ago

I use that kind of machine at my gym so apparently I have been using it wrong all along

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u/jacklord392 16h ago

He got his training moves from Borat

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u/No_Tower6770 16h ago

I have bad hips, and man this shit looks like it feels so good

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u/HarderTime89 16h ago

I feel bro. I ain't got no ass either

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u/TotalRelative4676 16h ago

If you gotta ask, you can’t afford it

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u/RoodnyInc 15h ago

Training for yo mama

Got em 😅🙈

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u/Grump5150 15h ago

Gay Olympics

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u/Solid_Signature_7447 15h ago

So freaking gross. If you’re a sex addict, go to treatment

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u/psychmuffin 15h ago

Your mum

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u/ContentUnavailable 15h ago

I don't wanna know

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u/Spinthar 15h ago

A future hip replacement by the looks of it!

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u/FarmhouseRules 12h ago

Something he’ll never do.

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u/1wife2dogs0kids 10h ago

The upcoming gayoral election

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u/olivegardengambler 10h ago

The twerkathon

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u/_TedGreen_ 9h ago

Training to get his booty peg.

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u/Difficult_Hat_6213 8h ago

He's training for the sex

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u/herbertcluas 16h ago

Why are you recording people in the gym? Get a life

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u/SuccessfulTrick2501 16h ago

Working out in sandals is crazy.

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u/Raven1911 16h ago

He doesn't know, but he's gonna be able to really ride some ladies husband when he does

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u/Expert-Ad3874 16h ago

Probably getting ready for the RNC

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u/lesbophobia_hammer 4h ago

Average homophobic heterosexual

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u/PerfectChard4439 16h ago

He’s prepping for the next GOP/Grindr convention!

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u/Left-Cod-1281 16h ago

He's getting ready for the next Bonnie Blue stunt...

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u/Hot_Top_124 15h ago

A maga meetup.

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u/stillnobodyet 14h ago

Stop filming people in the gym and just do your workout or go help them. I hate these fucking posts

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u/zebraforbidden 16h ago

For views.

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u/Secluded_Riot 16h ago

Who cares? Some of y’all need to get off the internet.

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u/ChocCooki3 16h ago

The training is called "mind your own fucking business!"

You'll be surprised how hard it is to do and how many influencers don't train it..

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u/Reasonable_Yam_327 16h ago

This looks fun as fuck lowk

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u/Catipillar69 16h ago

2 git pegged

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u/thebiglerm 16h ago

He's training to horse pound something or someone.

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u/UnusualSuspectX 16h ago

The future!

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u/Warmaster_and_things 16h ago

Hockey stretches. Sorry for boring answer

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u/Certain_Bit3809 16h ago

Being online.

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u/Unique-Range-5875 16h ago

Glutemaxxing, or whatever

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u/PacketSnatcher 16h ago

For when Diddy gets out

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u/Secure_Course_3879 16h ago

He doesn't know

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u/wrxninja 16h ago

Getting ana...

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u/Beautiful-Total-3172 16h ago

You wouldn't understand but just don't let this guy open your beer.

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u/RoboNurse75 16h ago

Badminton 

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u/Technical-Rope6421 16h ago

It’s not gay, if it’s underway

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u/IcyLion2939 16h ago

He's actually doing the exercise correctly

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u/Ok-Fondant2536 16h ago

For his pegging session?

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u/Huke_Airs 16h ago

TikTok content.

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u/posophist 16h ago

Tiktok.

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u/crm564 16h ago

What’s the opposite of of keggles?

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u/shityplumber 16h ago

attention

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u/Curry_courier 16h ago

Functional mobility. Stretching and strengthening the pelvic muscles.

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u/Druiddrum13 16h ago

Shitting

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u/RisingVagrant 16h ago

Pimmel und Arsch natürlich

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