r/countwithchickenlady • u/Bone_Tone_31 Streak: 1 • 3h ago

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please its not worth it

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u/nocowardpath Streak: 1 3h ago

meanwhile ace trans girls getting all the candy on sale while the others are busy

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u/Smith_fallblade nothing human 3h ago

The candy is on sale already! What am I doing I need to get in the store

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u/ScrivenerTithes 3h ago

huge fan of various hot cider recipes, great time of year for me

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u/Electrical_Rabbit_88 3h ago

Candy dosen't really go on sale until after Halloween.

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u/batgirl-but-not-dc trans bat 🏳️‍⚧️🦇 2h ago

or you could put an extra month on NaNoWriMo or whatever that acronym is for writing a novel or smth in November.

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u/Express-Record7416 STINKY STINKY MR FUCK 2h ago

Unfortunately, they got rid of the dark chocolate twix years ago, so what's the point

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u/kdiyargebmay 3h ago

yay candy

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u/OctoRot_ 2h ago

They get the candy on sale, i get the pumpkin :3

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u/Zbgoast 1h ago

I now got a taste for chocolate.

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u/Tlaquatlatoa Hyenagirl :3 Interim Pissposter | She/Her - Streak: 15 3h ago

I reject the premise of the meme. You can do both :3

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u/bobjonesisthebest 3h ago

donkdonkdonkdonkdonkdonk

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u/Pristine_Animal9474 this person is fucking stupid and should be ignored entirely 3h ago

Like a chastity cage made or pumpkin? Doesn't sound too secure.

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u/Tlaquatlatoa Hyenagirl :3 Interim Pissposter | She/Her - Streak: 15 2h ago

Caged and strapped :3

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u/Searnux 2h ago

Or the stem if you're adventurous enough

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u/Tlaquatlatoa Hyenagirl :3 Interim Pissposter | She/Her - Streak: 15 2h ago

DO NOT DO THIS. NO ADVENTURES GO HOME.

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u/Dynamite227 Here comes the boyyyyyyyy - Streak: 1 3h ago

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u/GayYuriFan Yuri Gay Fan 3h ago

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u/livelaughlinka 2h ago

Or you could make it Rocktober with r/geology :3

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u/Ieditedthisname Everyone is too normal 3h ago

Remake this with two happy castles instead

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u/Tlaquatlatoa Hyenagirl :3 Interim Pissposter | She/Her - Streak: 15 2h ago

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u/nyamemeow Uncaged feminine succubus - Streak: 2 3h ago

The only reason the paths are dark is because it's halloween soon! >:3

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u/averydasilly1231 Silly dumb girl 3h ago

why not both?

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u/SUDoKu-Na 3h ago

I'm actually okay without either of these.

But power to you girlies!

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u/Manintheleatherchair 3h ago

Locktober in november

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u/Tbelles 2h ago

And everybody wins! But my birthday is 50% off reduced price candy day, so I win more.

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u/poopshart37 the stormworks girl (she/her) - Streak: 46 3h ago

whats locktober?

also, nothing can stop me from fucking a pumpkin

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u/A_Lountvink Non-binary woman, 20 3h ago

Chastity cage month

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u/Due-Ingenuity9803 3h ago

Like not taking it off for the whole month? Jesus I wouldn’t even do that as a punishment

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u/Key_Somewhere_9302 Dumb ouppy forgot her manners 2h ago

Luckily, some people don't see it as a punishment :3

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u/A_Lountvink Non-binary woman, 20 3h ago

I mean, I imagine you take it off sometimes for hygiene reasons.

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u/Equivalent-Bad-268 2h ago

Only once each weekend works for me.

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u/Dynamite227 Here comes the boyyyyyyyy - Streak: 1 3h ago

Masochism

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u/poopshart37 the stormworks girl (she/her) - Streak: 46 3h ago

ok👍

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u/kdiyargebmay 3h ago

why not:c

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u/Weary-Animator-2646 2h ago

…. What’s locktober

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u/Legitimate-Fish-5010 2h ago

chastity cage for the month :3

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u/Puzzleheaded_Mud6997 Please bully me in dm 55m ago

Fucking the pumpkin while locked :3

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u/SkinInevitable604 please fill me with key lime 3h ago

Hear me out, what if you, stay with me here, do neither. No one is forcing you to do these things.

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u/Tlaquatlatoa Hyenagirl :3 Interim Pissposter | She/Her - Streak: 15 2h ago

But what if I want someone to force me to do these things :3