78696

[u/DumpsterDragon818]

[u/Ferocs]

I deserve a hug

[u/B-Z_B-S → u/Ferocs]

Relevant xkcd:

[u/L1nxDr1nx → u/B-Z_B-S]

I do this

[u/Just-Xav-Official → u/B-Z_B-S]

Real

[u/considerate_done → u/Ferocs]

🫂

[u/OrangeHairedTwink → u/Ferocs]

🫂

[u/Ferocs → u/OrangeHairedTwink]

Hey, why is everyone recording me :p

[u/OrangeHairedTwink → u/Ferocs]

You are very photogenic

[u/Maria_Zelar → u/Ferocs]

🫂

[u/Tymi4n3k → u/Ferocs]

🫂 

[u/ReGorilla-]

I deserve a lot of work to do in the future

Wow fuck off

[u/Adventurous-Flan6163 → u/ReGorilla-]

"I deserve a lot" The rest doesnt matter

[u/Sh0wmey0urbutth0le → u/Adventurous-Flan6163]

That's what I got. Someone spoil me PLEASE 🥺👉👈

[u/Adventurous-Flan6163 → u/Sh0wmey0urbutth0le]

Oh sweetie you deserve all the spoiling in the world

[u/Sh0wmey0urbutth0le → u/Adventurous-Flan6163]

I am spoiled...Just not with estrogen 😭

[u/DonutGirl055]

I deserve a lot of money and a little bit more money

[u/Vounrtsch → u/DonutGirl055]

I’ll have 5 moneys, and… 5 more moneys!

[u/DumpsterDragon818 → u/DonutGirl055]

True

[u/Key_Somewhere_9302 → u/DonutGirl055]

So real

[u/Lost_Community1594 → u/DonutGirl055]

Would you rather have $1 or $2

[u/Useful_Tomorrow3751]

I deserve a good day

[u/popodelfuego → u/Useful_Tomorrow3751]

I hope you have a good day!!

[u/MarineraArugula → u/Useful_Tomorrow3751]

You do deserve a good day!

[u/Numbers626]

I deserve a cream pie

😭😭😭😭 this is not surprising unfortunately

[u/VastFeeling6557 → u/Numbers626]

[u/Seven_o_clock777 → u/VastFeeling6557]

I am a very concerned😰

[u/Seltnytt → u/Seven_o_clock777]

Because the blowjob, the long ass neck or both

[u/Seven_o_clock777 → u/Seltnytt]

Both if the neck stretched to do that.

[u/Xalimata → u/Seven_o_clock777]

You never used your stretchy powers to give a guy a blowjob?

[u/VastFeeling6557 → u/VastFeeling6557]

Also SAME

[u/diepiopartymaster → u/Numbers626]

I wanted this too girlie 😭

[u/nowTHATSakatana1999 → u/Numbers626]

#mood

[u/ComradeSoggyBread]

I deserve a good night sleep and a good sleep and a nice sleep and a great day to you too and I love you so much and I hope you have a good day and I will talk to you tomorrow I love you too and I hope that you have a great day and I love you very much and I hope to see you soon I love you and I miss you so much and I miss your beautiful face and…

[u/Oligona → u/ComradeSoggyBread]

Type shit (I wish you're doin' okay 🖤)

[u/ComradeSoggyBread → u/Oligona]

I’m doing fine. I have no idea where that came from lol.

[u/ThunderlipsOHoulihan]

I deserve a microwaved hot dog

https://giphy.com/gifs/F2aEJrGD7pTud4lwHF

[u/Typh0nn_ → u/ThunderlipsOHoulihan]

[u/akaean → u/ThunderlipsOHoulihan]

[u/poopshart37]

I deserve a

[u/poopshart37 → u/poopshart37]

im on PC

[u/Sad_Toe6678 → u/poopshart37]

Lmao

[u/samthekitnix → u/poopshart37]

you just deserve, you deserve a decent life like everyone does and that's ok.

[u/Vesarixx → u/poopshart37]

Same, so I just typed it into google and got "I Deserve a Lover Whose Every Rise Sets Fiery Dooms Raging Across the Skies", which sounds pretty freaking metal.

[u/darkendofall → u/poopshart37]

https://giphy.com/gifs/joNVQCtuecqHK

[u/CaineBK → u/darkendofall]

Good DAY Sir.

[u/-meowstar- → u/poopshart37]

Here’s a Lv1 "":

[u/FumetsuKuroi → u/-meowstar-]

I still think of you...

[u/MediumSatisfaction1 → u/-meowstar-]

Rip . You'll be missed

[u/minigunercoolguy]

I deserve a uniting of all groups to prevent world devastation.

... what?

[u/DumpsterDragon818 → u/minigunercoolguy]

You heard it, start forming the team

[u/Marshal_Raynor → u/minigunercoolguy]

https://giphy.com/gifs/lDrg1c0wl2vy8

[u/SuperSmashSean_DX → u/minigunercoolguy]

To denounce the evils of truth and love!

[u/Natural-Campaign-986 → u/minigunercoolguy]

I think we all deserve that

[u/Nezzhy → u/minigunercoolguy]

me too kid...me too

[u/Fancy_Razzmatazz_149 → u/minigunercoolguy]

I'M IN!

[u/TOASTSEXUAL → u/minigunercoolguy]

Can I join pretty please

[u/SuccuSlut96 → u/minigunercoolguy]

TEAM ROCKET, THAT'S RIGHT!

[u/Only_Fudge5299]

I deserve a lot of white socks 

[u/Maria_Zelar → u/Only_Fudge5299]

Finally some realistic expectations

[u/Theodor-_-]

I deserve a little bit of Splatoon before I go back to bed 🛏️

[u/DumpsterDragon818 → u/Theodor-_-]

Real. Splatoon rocks.

[u/Calve_pindakaas]

I deserve a bit of the lamb

[u/Calve_pindakaas → u/Calve_pindakaas]

Ok sure whatever

[u/Key_Somewhere_9302 → u/Calve_pindakaas]

Hungy. :3 me too tbh

[u/MarineraArugula → u/Calve_pindakaas]

Lil bit of lamb as a treat

[u/theGreatBeeTrain]

i deserve a ...

[u/Simplyput12345 → u/theGreatBeeTrain]

In case nobody told you, good girl!

[u/theGreatBeeTrain → u/Simplyput12345]

a

heujnchsgkpxvsmuhj

[u/No_Wasabi_9303 → u/theGreatBeeTrain]

Aww you’re adorable. I love cuties that get flustered easily :3

[u/Injvn → u/theGreatBeeTrain]

For you.

[u/BreakerOfModpacks → u/theGreatBeeTrain]

Good girl :3

[u/ParanoidUmbrella]

I deserve a great deal and lonely life..

Whoa that went dark quickly

[u/Getbit5820 → u/ParanoidUmbrella]

Spamton G Spamton

[u/liner_meow → u/Getbit5820]

haha😭😭😭

[u/VulpesIncendium]

I deserve a break

[u/PrincesaFuracao]

I deserve a break

[u/Robzy789]

I deserve a collage paper on just whatever you need Just Please don't go I miss you

[u/DumpsterDragon818 → u/Robzy789]

…I like this one. I don’t know why

[u/FlipFlopRabbit]

I deserve a few years in D&D 5th edition.

What?

[u/BLAZMANIII → u/FlipFlopRabbit]

Banished to the dungeons (and dragons)

[u/Singer-Physical → u/FlipFlopRabbit]

Pfp checks out!

From tadc to dnd this time

[u/xX_TrueXXEdgelord_Xx]

I deserve a good idea too if you're worried about your dex for AC purposes of being able to swap out a portion of the deck to change the tribe it focuses on the rest of the table and the weapon art absolutely destroys the uninitiated of the heavily armored enemies that give other weapon times trouble is the only dedicated strength weapon I'll use specifically for thrust damage on that tho is that I refuse to debate the pronouns of fictional characters or entertain the notion that misgendering a fictional character is a classical parisian and a typical hiring process and a typical hiring process and a typical hiring process and a typical hiring process...

Nice.

[u/horned-creature → u/xX_TrueXXEdgelord_Xx]

let me guess, you a dm?

[u/xX_TrueXXEdgelord_Xx → u/horned-creature]

Among other things I bet you can infer :3

[u/DumpsterDragon818]

I deserve a love that doesn’t hurt

damn

[u/Tracula707]

I deserve a hug

[u/Tracula707 → u/Tracula707]

I mean….yeah.

[u/MarineraArugula → u/Tracula707]

Hug!

[u/marymarilyn23]

I deserve a good pastry and 100kg of Luigi

[u/DumpsterDragon818 → u/marymarilyn23]

That’s a lot of Luigi

[u/marymarilyn23 → u/DumpsterDragon818]

It's for the pastry

[u/Smackvein]

I deserve a good day at work and I will be there in a few minutes to get the car in the car in the morning and I'll be there in a few minutes to get it done with the cremator with the cremator with the cremator with the cremator with the cremator with the cremator with the cremator with the cremator.......

[u/Cirrus87]

I deserve a good girl

[u/Wyrd26]

I deserve a lot of people that were like me and could relate to but I passed this years mostly doing damage control for events I could not control for events I could not control for events I could not control for events I could not control for

[u/DumpsterDragon818 → u/Wyrd26]

This feels like story potential, and I don’t know why

[u/CertainNecessary9043]

I deserve a good day for you guys to come over and watch me with the other girls

Goddamn I didn't know my phone was freaky like that

[u/spiraling_girl]

I deserve a | good life and I want to be a wonderful woman

Damn auto correct you really do know mec

[u/MarineraArugula → u/spiraling_girl]

Yes you do!

[u/ChemistryTasty8751]

I deserve a good

[u/Universe_Donut]

I deserve a good day

[u/Fierek]

"I deserve a good evolution."

My phone thinks I'm some mad biologist.

[u/DumpsterDragon818 → u/Fierek]

Or a Pokemon

[u/Collexig]

i deserve a good night sleep and a good sleep and a good night of sleep and a good night rest and i will be back tomorrow night for sure and i will be in the hospital for a while so i will be able to sleep well tonight and i will be in bed with you guys tomorrow night and i will be in the morning and i will be in the morning so i will be in the morning

i think i should go to bed

[u/Hiphopapocalyptic]

I deserve a lot of tables???

[u/The_Ranch_Queen]

I deserve a hug and kiss from the bottom

[u/Quake_Woman_Tempo]

I deserve a hug.

I don’t believe my phone, I want one but I don’t know if I deserve one.

[u/MarineraArugula → u/Quake_Woman_Tempo]

Hug

[u/Lady_Lya_626]

I deserve a good girl

[u/Chloe_1337 → u/Lady_Lya_626]

hii :3

[u/potree11]

I deserve a rough time being tortured by their love and affection

[u/NIMA-GH-X-P]

I deserve a good day

Yet I'll never have one :D

[u/Stonks3141]

i deserve a hug

[u/racheluv999 → u/Stonks3141]

I got the same you did and kept going for two more words:

I deserve a hug from you

:3 🫂

[u/Icchi-bum]

i deserve to be based

[u/HyperZenith]

I deserve a good asshole

idk

[u/DumpsterDragon818 → u/HyperZenith]

Is there something wrong with yours?

[u/HyperZenith → u/DumpsterDragon818]

Yeah, it needs to be filled

[u/DumpsterDragon818 → u/HyperZenith]

Oh

Well good luck with that 👍

[u/___LIO___]

I deserve a good day

[u/Jay-CaRo]

"I deserve a new character"

Can it be a girl one?

[u/MarineraArugula → u/Jay-CaRo]

Yes!

[u/CH3_THE_VAMPIRE]

I deserve a hug and a kiss

[u/CH3_THE_VAMPIRE → u/CH3_THE_VAMPIRE]

damn im lonely

[u/Tw1sted_inc]

I deserve a good girl

[u/fmpz]

I deserve a hug and kiss for my life and I don’t know how much longer I’ll have this in me to feel happy

wtf

[u/namesunknown_]

I deserve a hug and kiss for my life right here on this earth

Damn

[u/aki_12023]

I deserve a lot of white stuff come out of my mouth and I don't want to live .

[u/SkiyeBlueFox → u/aki_12023]

Is this rabies

[u/ZuuRa_]

I deserve a better life

[u/Key_Somewhere_9302]

I deserve a bit more time..

Mm.. very true

[u/ebers0 → u/Key_Somewhere_9302]

Sounds more ominous than anything.😬

[u/LordInquisitor99]

I deserve a good night sleep tonight.

Apparently my keyboard thinks I’m exhausted.

[u/justarandomaccount46]

I deserve a good girl (I already have two I'm good lmao)

[u/VortexOff]

I deserve it for the first time in a while. (what)

[u/alpaca1yps]

I deserve a lot of people would simply suck it up and tolerate the debilitating pain of migranes

?????

Maybe if I try the second suggested word...?

I deserve a better one to five grand depending on what you buy

... Third word?...

I deserve a break from the past

Fourth

I deserve a good idea

I deserve a chance to be changed

I deserve a hug

I deserve a new crime

I deserve a great pyramid of giza

I deserve a favor and a single normal day

╱|

(˚ˎ 。7
|、˜〵
じしˍ,)ノ

[u/SkiyeBlueFox]

I deserve a better job description

Interesting..

[u/TotalyNotTony]

I deserve a

(my phone doesnt do autofill)

[u/Music_Quartermaster]

I deserve a treat for the first time in my life

[u/Aar1012]

“I deserve a hug and kiss from my friends who have never been there for me before but they are the most beautiful and loving people I know.”

Wait a minute…

[u/ThrawnBAYERN]

I deserve a good Name

Lol, funny this Happens in a trans sub

[u/PsychologicalEmu7569]

i deserve a good girl in my life

[u/Fancy_Razzmatazz_149 → u/PsychologicalEmu7569]

You called?

[u/PsychologicalEmu7569 → u/Fancy_Razzmatazz_149]

woag.... hiii :3

you're a good girl?

[u/Ishvalda]

"I deserve a new flip deck full of earth monsters"

Yugioh moment

[u/Thebigpig905]

"I deserve a lot more than you"

Why does my phone think of me like this

[u/LordBumbletrees]

I deserves a lot more love and attention

Huh.

[u/Emilister05]

I deserve a lot of fun to watch characters go through things like that and just have to sit with it was a bit dishonest I think you mean tapu lele

[u/Coffee_the_Dawg]

I deserve a hurricane

[u/Silly-BambiSlut]

I deserve to know what you think about me because I am not the only woman who thinks that I should be happy. 😂

[u/Sterlinginferno]

I deserve a lot of love and happiness in my life and I love you so much my love I love you so much my love I love you so much my love I love you so much my love I love you

[u/_InNeedofAdvice]

I deserve a lot better than this one I just want to make sure you know what I am doing for you to be honest and not be so rude or rude or anything I just don’t want it to happen to anyone else but I know that you’re not my friend.

Alternating the left and right suggested word apparently makes your phone have a crisis.

[u/Ashleigh_the_Maniac]

I deserve a good night sleep tonight I will see if I can get some rest

[u/InternetUserAgain]

I deserve a lot of people who hate me

Damn ok

[u/DumpsterDragon818 → u/InternetUserAgain]

I don’t think your phone likes you very much

[u/Silly-Whitee]

I deserve a hug

[u/LordHengar]

"I deserve a better body and a challenger who is seemingly content with continuous urban development."

Apparently I belong in a shonen anime about civil engineers.

[u/SilliestFox20]

i deserve a hug and kiss from my friends

awwhhh yeah i do :[

[u/_m1phasgrac3_]

I deserve a good time with your mom and the kids

Holy shit. This is actually what it said

[u/questioning_daisy]

I deserve a good sleep.

[u/Transcookiedoughicey]

I deserve a good night sleep

[u/willili]

I deserve a better job than the rest

[u/DonekyOfDoom]

I deserve a hug from you

:)

[u/klimthiii]

i deserve a skirt and revealing top

[u/Slight-Apartment1159]

I deserve a good sense of smell and love to be a femboy I deserve a great day to be a femboy I deserve a better life

I sense a pattern here

[u/dragonwarriornoa]

I deserve a good night sleep

[u/InternationalMix8288]

I deserve a good night sleep 😴

[u/Adventurous_Expert14]

I deserve a hug and kiss for my life right here on this earth

[u/Good_Curve_545]

I deserve a lot of love to get hard

wtf T_T

[u/neb-osu-ke]

i deserve a hug 🥲

[u/ESJ_f]

I deserve a good sleep

[u/-AleXisiXelA-]

I deserve a good night sleep and a good sleep and a nice sleep and a great day to you too and I love you so much and I hope you have a good day

[u/PixelFlyerXD]

I deserve a hug and kiss

[u/considerate_done]

I deserve a lot of people who are women

...as friends i hope? i'm pretty sure i'm exclusively monogamous

[u/tonydagenius]

I deserve a great parent

What the fuck

[u/Slow-Television-5303]

I deserve a hug

[u/kristyl_fae]

I deserve a break from the rest of the year

[u/Available-Bat-2477]

I deserve a hug and kiss from you and your beautiful wife

[u/ptelzcra]

I deserve a hug and kiss for my life right here on this earth and I’m not going anywhere to get a kiss or anything I don’t know how I can get that in the way that you do I just don’t want you know how much you deserve that and I’m sorry that you feel so bad that I can’t get it but I’m not going to get that because you don’t want it and I’m sorry for it but I’m just not going anywhere I just don’t know what I need right right right right right right right right right

[u/Riyuzaki33]

I deserve a girl for a moment beacause i still haven't seen any succubus in my room

[u/InternationalNet6658]

I deserve a lot more head

[u/Might__E]

i deserve a hug and kiss for the first day in my new life

....oh

[u/chrisjd]

I deserve a treat

[u/PlazmaWing]

I deserve a false prophet.

What the fuck autocorrect

[u/sophie_fizzz]

I deserve a hug and kiss!

[u/lokemannen]

I deserve a good day for you guys to come over and watch the movie

[u/Exciting_Hedgehog322]

I deserve a lot more than what I am working with right now

[u/jsg144]

I deserve a good night sleep tonight.

[u/Melodramaticant]

I deserve a good night sleep and a good sleep and a nice sleep and a wonderful day tomorrow night.

…I don’t sleep well so thanks 😅

[u/DarkFalcon49]

I deserve a good hug

[u/TheTepro27]

I deserve a better day

[u/hey12541254]

I deserve a good day

[u/AliceBordeaux]

I deserve a lot of sneaky things.

[u/supyallitsyagirl]

i deserve a hug (new phone so this might be pretty standard)

[u/Relative-Length-6356]

I deserve a good day

Yo wtf auto correct my life ain't that bad

[u/C04511234]

I deserve a little bit of the same amount of salt

[u/AidoTheRock]

I deserve a hug 

[u/Goszczak]

I deserve a good day

[u/AidoTheRock]

I deserve a hug and kiss and kiss and I will never get it again and I’m so happy that I can get it again I just don’t want it anymore and I’m so sad I can’t get through this again 

[u/AidoTheRock → u/AidoTheRock]

Hmmnn I should get therapy, thank you phone

[u/ishippedmybed]

I'm part of the 'I deserve a good day" crew.