r/countwithchickenlady • u/AccurateCelery21 Streak: 85 • 23h ago

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u/AccurateCelery21 Streak: 85 23h ago

DISCLAIMER: MAY NOT APPLY TO EVERY MAN AND MAY APPLY TO THOSE OF ALTERNATIVE GENDERS(Probably, idw, I didn't inquire)

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u/KaleidoscopeOk6440 23h ago

I will have a glass of choccy milk in defiance of the gender norms, this one's for the gals!

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u/PurpleCandle58 23h ago

I am having chocolate milk as a closeted transfem. This one’s for-… do you think everyone knows? That everyone sees me sipping chocolate milk and knows what I am?
https://giphy.com/gifs/wt1dnfyzJhNCw

(A beautiful woman waiting to come out of the closet and grace the world with her radiance)

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u/KaleidoscopeOk6440 22h ago

Keep the positive attitude girl, you'll shine bright

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u/PurpleCandle58 22h ago

Thank u 💜

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u/normalreddituser3 23h ago

My nb partner wants two glasses of chocolate milk.

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u/R3D0IT_US3R 23h ago

I didn’t sleep all night and thought that said “rib partner” and was about to ask if you were with fucking Eve from the Bible

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u/Grimalackt_River My Autism is a W (trust) - Streak: 80 23h ago

Havin’ chocolate milk rn and I’m a girlie :3

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u/shadow_nightmare_the 16h ago

Man in the old english way to refer to human

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u/Technical_Teacher839 23h ago

...god I would do unspeakable things for a glass of chocolate milk right now

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u/Fluffy-Bee-6752 sad seal :( 23h ago

freak :3

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u/A_Truthspeaker 21h ago

"10 dollars is 10 dollars."

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u/Usual-Vermicelli-867 18h ago

My favorite jojo stand

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u/LOSNA17LL I love the idea, but no 20h ago

Yeah, you usually don't speak when you drink some milk

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u/B-Z_B-S Streak: 1 23h ago

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u/Antique-Tourist4237 Cis Bisexual wreck - Streak: 1 23h ago

I have a third. Have a pretty man bring me chocolate milk and call me a good boy while I drink it.

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u/Fluffy-Bee-6752 sad seal :( 23h ago

wow

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u/SeraphimFelis Too inhumane for use in war. 22h ago

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u/ProbablyNano 17h ago

His ass is not escaping samsara 

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u/PurpleCandle58 23h ago

Ugh I’m such a chocolate milkoid regular milkfailure, I’ll never taste strawberry milk or know what it’s like to be born with strawberry milk in my hands!

(There’s milk and strawberry syrup in the fridge as I type this that I could literally go make right now)

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u/DadKnight EnbyGang 23h ago

Ah, ah, I see what ya did there!

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u/TheEdgeofGoon 23h ago

Some sick fucks even have a third secret fantasy.

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u/B-Z_B-S Streak: 1 23h ago

Relevant xkcd:

Source: https://xkcd.com/858/

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u/cetvrti_magi123 23h ago

Yeah, those wierdos take 3rd glass of chocolate milk and then there isn't enough for others.

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u/Technical_Teacher839 23h ago

This is why I buy my own chocolate milk, so I can have as much as I want.

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u/Brown_Fin Bi rooster 🐓 23h ago

drinking like this >>>

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u/Shayden998 Pre-evolved Transbian 23h ago

My fantasy is an pretty lady holding a glass of choccy milk to my lips and calling me a good girl as I drink it all up...

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u/These-Lie-735 23h ago

I don’t like chocolate milk, good thing I’m not a man or else I’d be completely fucked

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u/LucarioOfLegends pls be patient im cishet and stupid 23h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/cS6pMGz8SILQqnEf65

I FUCKING LOVE CHOCOLATE MILK RAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH

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u/SortovaGoldfish Headpat Maniac 22h ago

Me, a rebel: Stawbe'y

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u/warm_winds_whisper_ the elusive enby dom 23h ago

I'm not a man but I'd kill for some choccy milk rn

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u/Cezym 14h ago

I want the other type of milk :3

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u/TerribleHoney1002 Put your text here! 8h ago

I'm not a man so I want 3 glasses of chocolate milk

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u/Tobesmgobes17 it's me!(still unsure) 7h ago

thissss

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u/Cahzery 23h ago

HOW'D YOU KNOW?????

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u/AsemicConjecture 23h ago

Yeah, once you have the first, the second is compulsory.

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u/Mendely_ 23h ago

This but also add one more large milk tea

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u/SnooCapers9565 23h ago

Why.. I was just going to get a glass of chocolate milk, and I was all out.

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u/Tlaquatlatoa Hyenagirl :3 Interim Pissposter | She/Her - Streak: 15 23h ago

want strawby milk :3

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u/Tw1sted_inc Bi Bi Bi! 17h ago

dare we dream of a third glass?

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u/Zero_Burn 15h ago

Chocolate milk is nice, but what about hot chocolate? I will have a second glass of hot chocolate.

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u/Fast_Introduction244 12h ago

Can't have one without the other

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u/Sewblon 23h ago

Some dudes are allergic to dairy.

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u/JackWhoWanders 21h ago

Chocolate almond milk.

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u/TrainingSolution4096 23h ago

I think that's coffee with milk

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u/Tlaquatlatoa Hyenagirl :3 Interim Pissposter | She/Her - Streak: 15 23h ago

I think it's chocolate milk because it's bubbling more

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u/TrainingSolution4096 23h ago

Coffee milk also bubbles

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u/Tlaquatlatoa Hyenagirl :3 Interim Pissposter | She/Her - Streak: 15 23h ago

maybe its because I tend to wait entirely too long after I make my coffee I dont tend to see the bubbling

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u/TrainingSolution4096 23h ago

Yeah, I always drink mine immediately

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u/Comeng17 23h ago

can confirm

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u/Mode-East 23h ago

Fool! I'm lactose intolerant.

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u/196SwampLurker 23h ago

intolerance has no place here! :(

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u/Mode-East 23h ago

Nooooooooooooooooooo

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u/Your_Moms_Car 16h ago

down with cream bigotry

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u/Iostaa 21h ago

It didn’t specify which type of milk lol. Pick your poison: filtered, almond, oat, soy, etc

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u/AnInsaneMoose Put your text here! 17h ago

Ngl, I prefer almond milk to basic bitch milk

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u/Privatizitaet Is there "I don't even know when I'm hungry, don't ask me" flag? 11h ago

We both know that won't stop you or anyone else

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u/Mode-East 10h ago

So true

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u/Jay-the-Femboy 23h ago

Choccy milk :3 yummy

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u/OcelotMadness 22h ago

Im enby and want strawberry milk, but they dont sell it in gallons just tiny bottles where I live :c

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u/Ani-3 real support gay 21h ago

Unironically my dad

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u/Big-Doubt-4872 21h ago

idk I think two would be too chocolatey for me

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u/Human_Not_Robot_2023 * flair * 17h ago

I have not had chocky in a long time, but now I want chocky.

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u/LetraEfe A wanderer that burn Stars ⭐ 17h ago

Two chocolate milks? At the same time? Your greed knows no bounds.

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u/ValianSkalle nepeta leijon - Streak: 5 16h ago

confirmation

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u/pocketMagician 15h ago

Women drink their Ovaltine :3

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u/Howden824 Streak: -2147483647 15h ago

But I really don't like chocolate milk. What does this mean for me?

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u/Wolfwarlord01 12h ago

Not a huge fan of chocolate milk, prefer strawberry milk. Also perfer yoohoo over chocolate milk...am also mtf therian so...

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u/flamefox237 11h ago

this is me :3

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u/CH3_THE_VAMPIRE layne staley simp 10h ago

Nah, we have 3, another glass of chocolate milk

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u/Darthplagueis13 8h ago

The first one is an aspiration, the second one is a bad idea. Two large glasses of chocolate milk right after another might lead to tummy-ache.

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u/Ariarielel 8h ago

My friends got fucked up in Belgium and created the Dubious Delectable: pint glass, quarter spiced rum, 3 quarters chocolate milk, 2 spoons of soy sauce.

It was edible, that's the only positive thing I can say about it

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u/Practical_Cod699 2h ago

Fuck brother, now I want a glass of chocolate milk

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u/Main-Event8672 23h ago

Can confirm as a man