r/comics • u/GoldenChaos • 13h ago

Inside me there are two wolves [OC]

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u/supercyberlurker 13h ago

.. and so she become a third kind of wolf, one to hunt the wolf of evil.

-Silver Lupine

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u/pandakatie 12h ago

Code-switching is so interesting. I was once at work and I said, regarding a customer who had just cussed out out manager, "He's a bastard anyway," and my coworker responded, "And you don't even swear!" Another time, I was with members of a community theatre I perform with, one of whom I've known for about nine years. It was after a performance and we were talking about going out to eat, so I said, "Yeah, I could fuck up some mozzarella sticks right now." This man's eyes went wide and he said, "I don't think I've ever heard you swear before!"

Meanwhile, you ask one of my friends or my mother, and they'll attest I swear regularly. I just save it for when I'm in a casual environment.

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u/Coidzor 13h ago

Sometimes you dirty the jersey, other times the Jersey dirties you.

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u/TheDarkNerd 13h ago

I can't tell if that's a vape or a pregnancy test. Pregnancy vape?

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u/Seeggul 13h ago

It's actually an even better third option

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u/Wyndrarch 6h ago

I'm pleasantly shocked to discover that this is a real thing.

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u/DrDDeFalco 2h ago

Hahaha, what the hell? That's ridiculous.

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u/Made_Bail 13h ago

You can only take a hit once every nine months.

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u/Coal-and-Ivory 10h ago

Dont give the vape companies any ideas.

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u/Engine-True 13h ago

When your friend hits the one liner so good you have to 67

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u/UnnaturalGeek 13h ago

I hate that I understood this

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u/Cool_Set4681 12h ago

The power of friendship turns us into different people

https://reddit.com/link/pdubg61/video/tn4ozduhfhth1/player

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u/shellbullet17 Gustopher Spotter Extraordinaire 13h ago

There's the professional voice/speech

And then there's the friend voice/speech

Like with me, works is very courteous and professional. At home/with friends? I sound like a fucking sailor

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u/Mellz117 4h ago

I wonder what customers think when I switch to my lighter-toned customer service voice after just speaking with my coworkers with my lower, more casual tone

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u/alexlongfur 12h ago

When I and my disc golfing buddies are out on the course we put on Australian accents and start aggressively flirting.

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u/Toutatis12 13h ago

Don't threaten me with a good time haha

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u/StingOfAstel 12h ago

And they were tasty. 😋