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Players Only [Highlight] COLTON COWSER GAME-ENDING HOME RUN ROBBERY!

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u/nateuralofficial Sep 01 '26

who said white men can't jump.

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u/_plays_in_traffic_ Baltimore Orioles Sep 01 '26

colton isnt a man, hes a bovine

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u/GingerMan027 Baltimore Orioles Sep 01 '26

To (mis) quote Ogden Nash--

The cow(ser) is of the bovine ilk,
One end is moo,
The other, milk.

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u/thejazzophone Baltimore Orioles Sep 01 '26

Cows jump over the moon baby