r/agedlikemilk • • 4h ago

Jail Is For Poor People šŸ˜†

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u/ChanceryTheRapper 4h ago

That's so unfair to the roaches.

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u/CreativeGuavas 3h ago

The roaches are filing a class-action lawsuit.

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u/atom138 3h ago

Freezing cell with no A/C??? That's unfair to the people suffering from the Miami heat.

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u/FunGuy8618 2h ago

Florida jails are legit cold as fuck when you're adapted to our heat. It's like 60° with strong fans constantly. The electricity bill must be absolutely bonkers, which proly inflates their budget so they can pocket the difference from mild winters.

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u/OGLikeablefellow 2h ago

Not true, the roaches love dirtbags

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u/Cultural_Hope 4h ago

Prolific liars lie through their lawyer.

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u/therealtiddlydump 4h ago

Probably, yes, but prisons and jails regularly violate people's rights (even shitty people have rights) by keeping them in poor conditions. It's possible the officials at their jail are also huge assholes, too

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u/Scrimmy_Bingus2 3h ago

People don’t realize that the majority of people who are sent to jail are there for non-violent drug charges and they’re also being subjected the same conditions the Tates are.

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u/BerryBoilo 2h ago

The judge called them on it too in their bail hearing. The judge found several instances where they lied, including about losing dangerous amounts of weight.Ā 

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u/Unusual_Apple6643 4h ago

A freezing cell with no AC?
Do you really need the AC if it’s freezing?

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u/US3_ME_ 4h ago

It's not freezing in miami_

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u/powerlesshero111 4h ago

If it is freezing in Miami, we should all be worried

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u/SasquatchWasShaved 3h ago

The roaches are actually blizzardmancers and keep castin their dang spells all night!

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u/Novaer 3h ago

Read this as "blizzardmaxxing" and now I know I need a break from the internet Jesus fucking christ

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u/john_the_fetch 51m ago

They're going to sell you gold on WoW!

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u/US3_ME_ 3h ago

The little people will soon start to inhabit the snowy terrain per usual_

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u/flyingthroughspace 3h ago

I don't think the Tate brothers are capable of magic

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u/AKMarine 2h ago

You sir win the internet for tonight. If I was rich, I’d give you Reddit gold or some award.

🫔

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u/47-45-45-4B 2h ago

I came to say freezing and Miami don’t coexist

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u/punkbenRN 4h ago

A freezing cell with no AC - so its hot?

And no hot water - so cold water in a hot cell?

Not a very good lawyer if he contradicts himself 3 times in a planned sentence to the paper.

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u/killerzeestattoos 3h ago

Have you seen him?

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u/punkbenRN 3h ago

No, but now I'm curious

Edit: he's exactly what I would imagine, Jesus Christ

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u/killerzeestattoos 3h ago

Like a street fighter reject

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u/punkbenRN 3h ago

He looks like if Ace Attorney needed an American Lawyer character

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u/kds1223 1h ago

Y'all I didn't even realize he wasn't Andrew Tate for a hot minute 😭

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u/antithero 4h ago

Or maybe deliberately vague in his statements because he's a good lawyer?

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u/Tiberius_Kilgore 3h ago

But it’s not vague. Like they said, it’s contradictory.

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u/herpdaderpy 3h ago

I thought they were REAL MEN®™

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u/ptapobane 4h ago

in Miami of all places this time of the year? i think whover posted this pulled that info right out of their ass

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u/XiaoDaoShi 3h ago

AC also heats? My Ac does both.

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u/mkstot 4h ago

The roaches check out of course as it’s Florida.

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u/Analrapist03 3h ago

Beyotch, we have Palmetto Bugs.

Those are XL roaches that have wings.

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u/LadyReika 2h ago

And armored.

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u/furiant 2h ago

Not to mention, roaches do not like freezing temperatures. They like warm, humid areas.

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u/cheffgeoff 2h ago

Not defending these shit bags at all but after 12 years in the army regardless of where you are in the world from the tropics to the artic... and I have lived in crappy buildings in both and everywhere in between, crappy buildings can be suffocatingly hot sometimes and freezing cold in others. If you can't leave the building or control your clothing/equipment it can be truly awful . Worst I ever had was up in northern Manitoba in Winter on the top floor of an older building was like 115°f when the heat was on and -20° if it was turned off. Stayed in the basement of a building in Hati, it was like 40° at night and I had no blanket, just a rubberized poncho. Equally awful to sleep in. Absolute worst was in northern Alberta, just near the boarder with the NWT, in the early summer. 110° days, 10° nights. Had to carry around artic sleeping gear in areas that felt like the Arizona desert.

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u/Plumbbumin 3h ago

Air conditioning means changing the current temperature to either hotter or colder

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u/TheG00dF1ght 2h ago

technical sure, but in all reality we know it means cooling the air for 99.99999% of people who say AC.

Do you call your furnace your AC?

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u/legit-posts_1 1h ago

I'm guessing they mean a freezing cell with no heating.

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u/faberkyx 1h ago

Lol freezing in Miami..

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u/2_dog_father 45m ago

Also, it's only roach infested because they are in there.

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u/TSM- 3h ago

Alpha Boot Camp

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u/aPOPblops 1h ago

The term "Air Conditioning" is literally "to condition the air" by changing its temperature. Any assumption that the change should go into the cold direction is user error.Ā 

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u/cursetea 4h ago

Isn't that like super manly though

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u/RadTimeWizard 4h ago

Did you see what they were wearing when they got arrested? They dressed like 60 year old church Karens.

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u/cursetea 4h ago

Omg yes with his slutty little capris and blouse!

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u/RadTimeWizard 4h ago

Showing their little ankles like a couple of sluts.

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u/cursetea 3h ago

And that shaved chest 🤭

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u/therobotisjames 4h ago

Can’t they extradite them already?

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u/Aggravating_Bat3618 4h ago

You misspelled execute

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u/Constant-Bar5945 1h ago

I think that after the last execution was botched all of the other executions were cancelled this year.

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u/Deb_You_Taunt 3h ago

Trump wants his friends close

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u/mineralphd 2h ago

I know. I won't believe that Trump won't rescue them until they are out of the country.

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u/TheG00dF1ght 4h ago

Yeah, no ac, no hot water, is what jail is.

It's what you get for raping people. Fuck off.

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u/-Jiras 1h ago

Just in: People who think Inmates deserve jail conditions are shocked at jail conditions

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u/DDRExtremist247 4h ago

Person with zero empathy: Plays empathy card

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u/dasunt 3h ago

Jail includes a lot of people arrested for, but not convicted of, crimes. Under the law, they are still innocent until proven guilty.

I'm 100% for improving jail conditions.

But I bristle at the implication that Tate deserves better than most folks in jail.

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u/stargazer4272 4h ago

And no moisturizer treatment ment from the look of things

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u/Mezcal_Madness 4h ago

Moisturizer? So alpha !

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u/DwightsJello 3h ago

I used to work for a company who did the correctional facility delivery. It was a company that was a stevedore but for some reason we did the prison as well.

Moisturiser was by far the most ordered item by a long way. More than any foods or drinks or hygeine products.

Prisoners really stay well moisturised 😬

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u/EitherChannel4874 4h ago

"this jail has no AC and doesn't even serve caviar for lunch".

Wtf did he think jail was?

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u/Embarrassed_West_195 4h ago

So the complaint is that it is both freezing, and it has no A/C??
Ok.

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u/Tnkr_Brwr_Sldr_Sly 3h ago

So glad we're all picking up on that. These people can at least think through what they are writing

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u/ImaginaryCheetah 8m ago

sounds like detox issues.. "i'm sweating my *ss off here, it's so freezing!"

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u/kaprixiouz 4h ago

Don't they have some platinum bootstraps they can pull themselves up by or something?

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u/PrincipleSuperb2884 4h ago

Freezing jail cell in Miami? Bullshit.

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u/Icy-Baseball-8995 1h ago edited 1h ago

Very good. Im glad the United States has 3rd world country jail standards that keep prisoners in inhuman conditions that rob them of their humanity, provided of course that people I personally don't like suffer from it.

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u/Ahabaduh 1h ago

I don't agree with the US's prison system but these two deserve it.

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u/LardMallard 3h ago

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u/anirudhsky 1h ago

Hahaha this had me.. !!

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u/Desperate_Donut3981 4h ago

Miami and freezing? Is that a thing. Jail isn't supposed to be the Ritz. UK prisons are quite cushy TV in Gen Pop they can leave their cells. Exercise periods daily 3 squares

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u/Epic_Underachiever 4h ago

Good thing they're extra-manly alpha males...

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u/Amethyst_Scepter 2h ago

Hey, I'm from florida, you have to be on some serious lying bullshit to try and convince somebody that Miami is freezing. So, if it was freezing why would you want AC? You need AC when it is sweltering not when it is freezing

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u/reynvann65 2h ago

Does anybody really care about this? I mean I'm glad they're both locked up. They've done some really heinous shit. And I'm pretty sure everyone else that's locked up in jail faces a lot of the same conditions. I mean am I supposed to give a crap about this??? What if one of Tate's play toys was my daughter? What then?

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u/Aggravating_Bat3618 4h ago

Why does anyone see any injustice here?

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u/FidgitForgotHisL-P 3h ago

I mean, everyone should be treated humanely, even shitheads.

Punishment is for after you’ve been convicted, at that point they can be convicted to live in a roach infested ice block with no AC (?), and that would be fine.

But also, this sounds like they’re trying to make it sound like US jails are as bad as Liberia or some thing. Ā I’m sure they’re not amazing, they’re not meant to be, but are they really this bad?

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u/mephisto_uranus 4h ago

Justice to some people is "just us" deserve justice.

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u/garbagecan54 4h ago

Why do they look identical

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u/OpenSauceMods 4h ago

So sad they made the one teeny mistake of raping and trafficking people, won't someone think of the roaches?

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u/ZoominAlong 1h ago

I do feel sorry for the roaches. They had a nice respectful set up before the rapists showed up.Ā 

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u/IlGreven 4h ago

...a freezing cell with no AC?

What part of Florida is this?

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u/december151791 4h ago

The great city of Makebelieveland

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u/old_graybush 3h ago

Thank goodness they left the AC off in that freezing part of Miami

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u/jedisushi72 2h ago

I Andrew tate was advocating for better prison conditions, I would commend him.

That's not what he's advocating for. He's advocating for being released from those conditions.

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u/Rescuepets777 4h ago

So, they're freezing in Miami bc they have no AC?? 🧐🧐

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u/Wow_u_sure_r_dumb 4h ago

Some people say AC and mean HVAC/climate control. They tend to keep jails on the cold side unless you’re in that insane county of Arizona where they stick you in tents outside.

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u/Rescuepets777 3h ago

I live in that insane county in Arizona: Maricopa County. Joe Arpaio was awful. Thankfully, Tent City was shut down about a decade ago.

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u/Plankton_Super 4h ago

It’s Florida how would they be freezing, not like they got shipped to Siberia

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u/BC_Sativa 3h ago

If they're so rich why do they both look exactly like the addicts who beg for change outside my local liquor store?

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u/spaceaige 3h ago

Those poor roaches

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u/Reddit-Readee 1h ago

If the cell is freezing, why do you even need AC? Lol

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u/darktka 52m ago

Isn't every cell they are locked in by definition roach-infested?Ā 

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u/ShiftAlternative1083 43m ago

The ultimate "alpha male" test... sounds like they're failing

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u/Stormy31568 4h ago

What a shame, can Baron not help them out?

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u/Louie49036 4h ago

shrugs guess they made a bad decision down the line.

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u/UCFknight2016 4h ago

Its inhumane for the other prisoners for them to be there.

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u/A4t1musD4ag0n 4h ago

Dammit, I've misplaced my tiny violin again.

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u/sausageslinger11 4h ago

Freezing with no AC? Interesting

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u/IsAnyoneHomeAnymore 4h ago

Awwww….mmmmmm, anyways I thought the chicken was lovely!

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u/letsbenice_notrude 4h ago

I also had chicken for dinner.

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u/Interesting_Novel997 3h ago

I had homemade chicken soup with salad šŸ„—

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u/mokahash 4h ago

Freezing jail in Miami…

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u/plantsoldier 4h ago

They’re in the federal detention center in Miami and they have ac there.

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u/POTUS-isa-POS-1138 2h ago

…and? Are they expected to be treated like kings???

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u/JoyconDrift_69 2h ago

Those dumbasses fucking deserve it! Makes me so happy to hear that!

They can ficking rot in there (hopefully, though they probably would just pay someone to get bailed out)

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u/dthrdr 1h ago

Third world country prison conditions in a third world country. Makes sense to me.Ā 

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u/Diclonius666 1h ago

A freezing room with no ac?

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u/Jack-Castle- 1h ago

Freezing. No AC. Miami. Yeah, that fucking tracks

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u/Gabbacle 4h ago

cool. now let’s do this to the entire current US administration

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u/Kaiju_Kitty 4h ago

You know his lawyer is exaggerating.. šŸ™„šŸ™„ Oh poor Andrew Tate. Please feel bad for him. šŸ˜‘šŸ˜‘

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u/THICKDadBod99 4h ago

How is it freezing with no AC in Miami??

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u/DeeRent88 4h ago

This sounds like fake bullshit which sucks because I don’t want it to be but freezing cells with no ac and in Miami of all places? If there’s no AC how is it freezing and if it is freezing why in the fuck would they need ac?

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u/hockenduke 4h ago

The only things frozen in Miami are drinks and bank accounts.

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u/daydreamersunion 4h ago

Freezing cell in MIAMI with no ac? Weird

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u/Acrobatic_Code_7409 4h ago

They are going to be Uber-Super MAGA when they get out!

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u/ResurgentOcelot 3h ago

A freezing cell with no AC in Miami Florida…. where the lowest it’s forecast to get in the next 7 days is 77 degrees.

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u/Kobobble 3h ago

I can sleep better knowing that they are rotting where they belong

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u/Oodles-of-Noodles12 3h ago

ā€œAnd this is the part where we laugh, ready, aahhh ah ahā€

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u/jamesbest7 3h ago

Maybe that’s how some of the women felt who they essentially imprisoned, manipulated, and abused, while forcing them to do OnlyFans, and surrendering the income, for them to use running around the world pretending to be ā€œsuccessful entrepreneursā€ while grifting and brainwashing millions of young impressionable boys and men.

Just spitballing tho.

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u/LiftWildOrDie 3h ago

How is it freezing if there’s no ac?

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u/Salty-Reply-2547 3h ago

Those are some dead inside, soulless eyes.

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u/starkeuberangst 3h ago

A freezing cell with no AC, damn the luckĀ 

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u/Kubbee83 3h ago

Oh the humanity of consequences for your actions.

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u/RecordingPractical67 1h ago

Cry babies that need worse.

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u/DJ_Mumble_Mouth 1h ago

If it’s freezing, why do they need AC?

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u/huistenbosch 1h ago

Yeah, fuck them

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u/More_Law6245 1h ago

Real men take their punishment like men!

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u/Blacksad9999 1h ago

A freezing cell, in Miami, with no AC? lol

I've lived in Miami. It's humid and warm, even in the winter.

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u/2much2fastt 1h ago

Freezing cell with no ac?

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u/the_rat_castle 58m ago

Poor babies might have man up for real.

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u/pachimariparty 56m ago

There are people in dire need of cool air and its being wasted here

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u/morrighaan 55m ago

They yap like this because they know as soon as they’re out of public eye, they’re going to be waste managed for snitching.

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u/DrHob0 1h ago

"Locked in a freezing...."

"No AC...."

"Miami jail...."

So many contradictions, my goodness.

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u/Nexus772B 4h ago

Maybe they meant to say "sweltering roach-infested cell with no AC"? šŸ¤”

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u/entitledpeoplepizoff 4h ago

Aaaaaaah, poor little mommy’s boys. My heart breaks for them…..NOT!!!!

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u/Desperate_Donut3981 4h ago

Sympathy is in the dictionary, between shit and syphillis

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u/G-Unit11111 4h ago

They committed unspeakable crimes involving children. Excuse me while I play the world's tiniest violin.

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u/Worried-Choice5295 4h ago

I love this for them.

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u/december151791 4h ago

Miami jail

freezing

Something smells like bullshit.

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u/CLE-Mosh 4h ago

Why is the jag off sporting a flipped collar on his prison polo???

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u/nico-ghost-king 4h ago

Okay but how... in what world can someone say "JAIL IS FOR POOR PEOPLE" and just... what the fuck does that even mean, what was he trying to say.

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u/Low-Astronomer-3440 3h ago

If it’s freezing, why do they need AC?

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u/SqareBear 3h ago

At least UK cells are warm. Aren’t they?

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u/ThankGod4Darwin69 3h ago

Freezing? With no AC? in Miami?

This dont make no sense

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u/GreyDaveNZ 3h ago

Gosh! That must be awful? I really feel sor....

No I don't! Ha ha ha ha ha haaaah!

Suffer you scummy, sleazy, rapey, assholes!

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u/Intelligent-Wash-373 3h ago

Even though, I think he's a bad guy. That's still really gross.

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u/DonCenote 3h ago

Freezing and no AC?

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u/Dangerous-Celery-766 3h ago

WoW freezing in Miami - the only roach infestation are the Tate brothers!!

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u/SpanktheElephant 3h ago

Will people still visit his grave?

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u/montycantsin777 3h ago

bruh do they have rogaine in jail?

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u/GiftHorse2020 3h ago

I mean, all their cool shit was rented, so the statement holds up?

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u/Informal_Process2238 3h ago

Freezing with no AC ?
Are they complaining it’s not cold enough?

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u/Analrapist03 3h ago

A jail in Miami that is freezing?

There is nowhere in Miami (outside) that has been freezing since those 2 days in 2009.

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u/Onedortzn 3h ago

No fin , no min will do wonders for his hair transplant lol

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u/DangerNoodleDandy 3h ago

If its freezing why does he need AC? Should even itself out.

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u/EnvironmentEuphoric9 3h ago

It’s freezing in Florida?

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u/EmploymentEmpty5871 2h ago

Locked away in freezing conditions with no a/c. Brilliantly written post, shows exactly the IQ of so many posts on social media.

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u/LiamLiver 2h ago

I am concerned for the cockroaches.

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u/Senior-Albatross 2h ago

Of course it's roach infested. It has these roaches infesting it.Ā 

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u/CastorVT 2h ago

>freezing

>miami

uh-huh.

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u/i_did_nothing_ 2h ago

Why they need AC if it’s freezing. A real man wouldn’t whine about it.

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u/tiny_chaotic_evil 2h ago

Daily temps in Miami are in the 80s.

How is their cell freezing with no A/C?

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u/t3lnet 2h ago

Freezing but they want AC?

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u/CompetitiveRub9780 2h ago

I thought this was the same person in both pix

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u/CompetitiveRub9780 2h ago

I think it’s disgusting that the US isn’t who wanted these fuckers locked up. The UK is the one that is going to prosecute, so is Romania. But I guess rape and sex trafficking minors is okay here

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u/big_money_p 2h ago

Motherfuckers look like they got sent to Gitmo for planning a Jihad….

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u/Snerkbot7000 2h ago

How cold can jail in Miami be?

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u/robfuscate 1h ago

Aw diddums, the wankosphere suffers … anyways ……..

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u/Resident_Pientist_1 1h ago

So the cell is simultaneously too hot and cold? Schrödinger's cell?

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u/we_hella_believe 1h ago

These guys are foul.

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u/GringoSwann 1h ago

Why would they need an ac if it's freezing?

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u/Every_Tap8117 50m ago

Freezing and no AC....sorry what?

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u/capricornicopia- 45m ago

That’s… legit some people’s actual normal living conditions. That’s a 2-3 star motel in some places. What a bunch of cry babies

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u/oct2790 42m ago

Funny a freezing cell with no AC in Miami. How is it that cold in Miami this time of the week year

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u/Thewrongbakedpotato 12m ago

Well, if their cell is freezing, they shouldn't need AC.

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u/Adbray666 3h ago

Freezing cell with no air conditioning?
Somebody is full of shit.
And the 'jail is for poor people' thing tracks since they apparently aren't as rich as they boated.
Don't drop the soap fucktards.

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u/pepeneverknew 4h ago

How long does he have to stay in there till he’s poor? Not long enough.

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u/Right-Detail7414 4h ago

Considering it doesn't drop below 77°f I doubt they're freezing without AC.

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u/Suggett123 4h ago

"...they won't want to come back!"

-Arpaio

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u/Prudence_rigby 4h ago

How are these broke batches paying for their lawyer?

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u/QuietRiot5150 4h ago

Lol, that's your average jail experience. Back when I was an addict, I spent many many months in jail. It's cold. You get one itchy blanket and no pillows. Food is mostly a variety of potatoes and some mystery meat chunk. It stinks and the choices for books were terrible.

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u/trickier-dick 4h ago

I love this for them.

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u/Odd-Gear9622 4h ago

Poor Smeagol/Gollum!

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u/Resplendant_Toxin 4h ago

Probably similar conditions to those they provided the women they trafficked. I feel sorry for the cockroaches having to share space with those two.

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u/Zombiekiller414 4h ago

Good......

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u/Hinkil 4h ago

Maybe they should stream them in their cells for subscriptions, make money and seems fitting

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u/Afroditesrevenge 4h ago

Hahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!

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u/DontBanMe_IWasJoking 4h ago

lmao since when did jails usually have AC and hot water? that is just standard

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u/MadPangolin 4h ago

How...are they in a freezing cell...in fucking Miami?

Across the Deep South inmates regularly die of heat exhaustion in jails/prisons? Something's not right with the tweet.

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u/00trysomethingnu 4h ago

It’S FreeZiNg COLd…WiThOuT AC…iN tHis MiAmi…DesErt…jAiL.

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u/JaesopPop 4h ago

They need more blankets and they need less blankets

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u/Traditional_Buy_8420 4h ago

Aged like milk, because he was implying, that he wasn't poor, which he was, since why else commit a lot of high risk crimes and then just rent the stuff which you claim to own.

Also aged like whine, because aside from the false implication of his wealth, we really do live in a time where rich people rarely go to prison and I'm pretty sure, that Tate would not have ended up there had he been actually rich.

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u/dinodare 4h ago

Okay but bad people also shouldn't be in prison conditions that bad. You have to have a bare minimum standard.