r/Witcher3 • • 18h ago

Meme LMAO

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u/-Th5Relaxing- Roach 🐴 18h ago

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u/Averagecrabenjoyer69 18h ago edited 18h ago

Oh boy I invoked him one time. Even managed to slay him and he came back! Ugh had to restart my game. Learned my lesson on limiting cattle harvests in White Orchard.....now geese though..

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u/PhobicDestroyer 18h ago edited 17h ago

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u/cam-mann 16h ago

Frankly Sir Bravas, I disagree that we’ve had enough about that

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u/Lieutenant_Joe 16h ago

That felt like a full circle moment for Zac. Brennan’s usually doing a lot of the heavy lifting in any scene he’s in, while Zac is usually the guy who waits in the wings to deliver a punchline, so I think everyone in that room was impressed and dazzled by Zac in this moment. Felt like a thank you present to Brennan. “This man lifts me up.”

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u/Any-Farmer1335 16h ago

Many a Fowl Beast!

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u/shriveled_potatoes 18h ago

Thank god I heard about this gentle creature before doing it lol. First playthough and im taking my sweet time exploring

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u/Averagecrabenjoyer69 18h ago edited 18h ago

Yeah it legit completely ruins your playthrough if you're unexperienced lol. It certainly surprised me when it happened. Took me an hour of dodging, slashing, and almost dying to kill it, and it came back I said F this and restarted. Its definitely CDPR punishment for greed.

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u/approaching_badger 15h ago

It's an enemy that is designed to kill you and force you to reload a save, you can't beat it without mods

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u/Averagecrabenjoyer69 15h ago

I learned that the hard way.

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u/SniBzHD 13h ago

Not true, i just killed him level 1 on death march with no potions or anything. Just had to try a few times, not that hard

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u/Cactus_Pat 18h ago

When you get to higher levels you can go back to White Orchard and farm the Chort for XP and materials

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u/Averagecrabenjoyer69 18h ago

Huh, didn't realize that. I figured it stayed hardcore to whatever level equivalent you were and I wanted none of that big bastard, taking me an hour to kill and then just respawning.

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u/ShadowWolf793 17h ago

I've heard from a couple people that they patched it to remove the drops and XP reward for killing them. Not sure if it's true or not I don't have the heart to test it on the poor heffers

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u/Relorayn 18h ago

I spawned him by accident (didn't know about him) but I baited him over to Vesemir and he slowly killed him. Later I came back and farmed the chort lol

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u/HeWhoShlNotBNmd 15h ago

I did it once, before I left white orchard. Had the guards kill him, after about 15 minutes. Played the entire game, came back for the ending only to realize he doesn't leave. Lmao

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u/Blastmeh 17h ago

Is it no longer called the Bovine Defense Force?

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u/Forward-Release-8800 17h ago

Livestock Guardian Chort

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u/Evnosis Team Yennefer "Man of Culture" 18h ago

Have you ever engaged in the wholesale trade of rawhide in the White Orchard area?

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u/Chat322 17h ago

Yes

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u/Darkavenger_13 Princess 🐐 1h ago

Tax collector:

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u/ProfessionalArt9737 18h ago

The legendary fix by CDPR

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u/Wizecracker117 16h ago

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u/blumpk1np1e 14h ago

He slode them cattle

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u/Atromach 5h ago

OP has taken someone else's post for the picture and someone else's follow-up meme, stitched them together and called it a new post

https://www.reddit.com/r/Witcher3/s/jgNm81pWj5

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u/ShippFFXI 9h ago

Nice Louiswah Leveler meme!

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u/-Aone 16h ago

bro i dont mind you are using my meme but at least correct the spelling 🤣

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u/Icy-Boysenberry-9685 13h ago edited 5h ago

Do people even spellcheck anymore at all when making memes, do they not care, or are they illiterate? "Slauthering" ffs...

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u/shriveled_potatoes 13h ago

Its literally a picture taken from Facebook calm down

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u/Icy-Boysenberry-9685 9h ago

Well I didn't accuse you of making the meme ;)

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u/spicy_nipple_ 17h ago

I had that post show up just above this one 😭

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u/Emerieos Team Triss "Man of Taste" 16h ago

This mfer showed up to me even though I didn't kill a single cow

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u/Patient-Bath-1063 16h ago

Come on Come closer

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u/BlackAutumn1438_Game 14h ago

The cows know. They always know. You walk into a field looking even slightly armed and every cow in a 50m radius starts composing its will.

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u/GenesisRhapsod 10h ago

"Slauthering"

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u/GenesisRhapsod 10h ago

"Slauthering"