r/Witcher3 • u/No-Cover-8986 Roach 🐴 • 19h ago
Satire So excited that the remaster introduced a new race!
Completely unexpected, but welcome surprise! What's the name? What's their history? What oils and signs are they weak to? C'mon, gimme da deets!
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u/Extreme-Recording-16 19h ago
I swear I've seen an exact same bug in The Blood of Dawnwalker as well lol
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u/Prestigious-End-7020 19h ago
damn thats creepy😂
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u/No-Cover-8986 Roach 🐴 19h ago
Ikr?? And that first one was/were standing right next to the BDS chort in the cow pasture at White Orchard, just..watching me get my ass beat 😄
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u/Prestigious-End-7020 19h ago
my geralt wud have shit himself🤣
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u/No-Cover-8986 Roach 🐴 19h ago
Remaster got me relearning combat mechanics timing, ngl. That chort killed me 7 times, that first time after remaster came out. And also it was before I set up the new skills system, so I was fighting as my barest, most basic self.
PS: Why is Reddit flagging "s*mplest?" Is it a bad word now? So dumb; hence, "most basic." 🙄
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u/bridgeburner84 17h ago
New Witcher Contract: The Backrooms.
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u/No-Cover-8986 Roach 🐴 15h ago
If that's a reference to the movie, too, then I'm familiar. Unfortunately, the movie was anticlimactic to me, and I had hope for it ☹️
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u/ExoticApplication723 14h ago
The game never had any clipping issues but now... Even cutscenes aren't safe. I was fuc...making love with Shani today and some villiger popped up at the beach and ruined the mood all together. Same goes for the auction house quest - NPCs clipping with me, other NPCs. Remastered
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u/RealCreedz 19h ago
At least the new race is free pal.
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u/No-Cover-8986 Roach 🐴 19h ago
Yes and I'm grateful, but I just wanna know the best strategy to fight 'em! To beat your enemy, you must know your enemy.
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u/RD_in_Berlin 19h ago
https://giphy.com/gifs/BTbo1iT1yEfOE