r/TwoBestFriendsPlay • • 8h ago

What Resident Evil drink are you?

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u/KF-Sigurd It takes courage to be a coward 8h ago

This is telling me Chris, Leon, and Ada are drinkers, Jill and Claire need their fucking sugar, and Grace needs to decompress lol.

What's Ethan's drink?

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u/Shiplord13 6h ago

I assume water. Based on him having a very straight forward personality and two mold really like basic moisture they get from water.

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u/sloppyjen 6h ago

First aid spray

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u/lumpyspacejams 3h ago

Hard. Poor guy's earned him something hard.

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u/Garlic-Cheese-Chips 1h ago

Grace needs to decompress

W-w-w-what makes you think that?

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u/begrudgingredditacc He/Him EX Championship Turbo Edition 2h ago

Bottle of cheap whiskey poured messily over an open wrist wound.

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u/BuyExtension8507 12m ago

Chris and Leon have both been confirmed alcoholics at different points. Leon in particular had a messy relationship with alcohol even before RE2. Leon also had an implied smoking habit in the OG RE4 while Chris was a confirmed smoker in RE1.

Unfortunately, the remakes have kind of sanded down those things about Leon. Not that they were ever particularly noteworthy outside of one CGI movie, but still.

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u/Gorotheninja "SILENCE, BREEDER! The Bloodline MUST continue!" 8h ago

It's funny that they used the RE6 render for Chris, of all things.

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u/AvalancheMKII 8h ago

It is him at his most drunk, to be fair.

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u/Toblo1 Latest Project Moon Sleeper Agent 5h ago edited 2h ago

Oh yeah he takes the flashback parts of his RE6 campaign the worst out of any of the cast.

I mean, seeing almost all your squad mutated into monsters in front of you and then suffering head trauma by one of those said monsters will do that to you.

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u/Luck-X-Vaati One Piece Film: Red - Not Good 5h ago

Chris’ drink is probably the only interesting one here.

Also, you gotta be some kind of cranberry superfan if you’re willing to drink cranberry juice with additional cranberry syrup.

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u/MarioGman Stylin' and Profilin'. 5h ago

I would. Fuckin love Cranberries.

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u/Sphealingit33 She/Her 3h ago

it's like putting milk powder in your milk to get Double Milk

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u/TrueLegateDamar 2h ago

That fits RE logic considering the herbs.

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u/Kimmalah 3h ago

Excuse me, that's cramberry.

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u/Aesmis Otter, "Black Belt in Anxiety" 7h ago

“Cramberry”

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u/Chemical_Cris (He/They) Number 1 One Piece Hater 8h ago

Honestly Chris’ seems the most interesting and like it could work weirdly well, i would sub the vodka for a more interesting spirit though.

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u/PR0MAN1 YOU DIDN'T WIN. 7h ago

"Green Apple Syrup"

I'll take 6 and an Uber to get home.

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u/nerankori shows up 6h ago

Salazar's Moldy Milkshake (egg-free)

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u/Dr-USB 6h ago

No thanks, bro!

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u/PlanesWalkerEll YOU DIDN'T WIN. 8h ago

As someone that doesn't drink probably Clair or Grace

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u/Agent-Vermont I Promise Nothing And Deliver Less 7h ago

Grace for me, it sounds like the more plain of the two.

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u/AnimuStewshine He/Him 7h ago

RE6 Agent's drink

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u/stagla Björk Enjoyer 7h ago

I love that Claire's drink is like an Uber-Shirley Temple. The amount of sugar in that could peel paint off walls.

Probably's Jill's. I don't drink anymore and that seems the most delightful out of the non-alcoholics. Chris's seems not all that fun at all honestly. I don't see coke & rosemary going together, even with vodka & the abberant addition of green apple to try and break it up.

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u/leabravo Gracious and Glorious Golden Crab 8h ago

The Chris Russian Herb Coke, but only in moderation. I'd probably enjoy Ada or Leon's drinks on vacation tho.

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u/jayvenomva The spoon of fate is bending 6h ago

The Grace Relax sounds delicious

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u/Dunchaxman 5h ago edited 4h ago

I see cocktail recipes and my damn vision goes red - 2 things:

  1. Mojitos fuck, so that one. Rum is underrated because all anyone has ever had is either Bacardi or Malibu. It's like saying you hate whisky because you've only had fireball. Daiquiris and Mai tais are complex drinks that can be good as hell, but if you're not at a real tiki bar you'll just get a grenadine flavored sugar bomb with bum ass rum
  2. any cocktail made with vodka is a worse version of a different cocktail

e: formatting

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u/Sphealingit33 She/Her 3h ago

my soul is telling me to sub the rum in Chris's for applejack, just because I love some apples with my apples. If nothing else it's more interesting than vodka.

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u/Krekenn Inside a wack ass crystal prison (He/Him) 8h ago

Ahhh I see Leon is a fiend for mojitos.

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u/Dudeoram 5h ago

Avantris has ruined me. I always read "Sangria" as "Sangarrhea" and it makes me frown my face.

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u/Tre4zin Kinect Hates Black People 7h ago

Considering I'm coming up on 4 years sober and like sweet/tart stuff, gonna have to go Grace.

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u/bigbeltzsmallpantz 6h ago

Leon, because it has rum in it

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u/Jimmyjojamshabbadoo Like moths to a flame, geese to crimes 5h ago

Real answer: RE4R Louis which would probably be some kind of sour, I’d pick piscos but not sure what a Not(tm) Spaniard would like for sours

Joke answer: Wesker, pickle juice and anabolic growth hormone

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u/Attack_on_Senpai 5h ago

Mojitos are my jam

Definitely Leon's

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u/mutei777 3h ago

I find it hilarious to compare BIOHAZARD's neat drink guide to Love and Deepspace's actually poisonous drink posts

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u/doot99 8h ago

I'd like to think I'm one of the ones this dork came up with: https://www.youtube.com/live/2B-8HUffe_w?si=NOkYeiwAp5TBSsYp

The V-Jolt is amazing.

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u/Kimarous [He/Him] Survivor of Car Ambush 7h ago

I guess Jill's by default? I'm a teetolater, so only have the non-alcoholic options. Can't be Claire's because I don't like cranberry anything, and can't be Grace's because I don't care for Mint or Lemon.

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u/MarthePryde Gracious and Glorious Golden Crab 7h ago

Well I do drink a lot so I've already kinda got my favourites on here. A good mojito or sangria is hard to beat, plus it's Ada and Leon.

If I'm going to sit down and order one of these 6 I'm probably going with Ada's sangria cocktail

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u/HoshunMarkTwelve Steel Ball Run was rendered on the Fox Engine 7h ago

I like Mojito's so probably the same as Leon tbh

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u/VANTAGARDE 5h ago

Whichever one is Sheva

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u/MarioGman Stylin' and Profilin'. 5h ago

Cramberry...?

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u/GIJose65 Lightning Nips 5h ago

I like to imagine that pre RE6 Leon would just be an apple juice box

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u/Dunchaxman 4h ago

For the three other people on this subreddit that are as big of a cocktail nerd as me - this post reminds me of an absurdly complex resident evil cocktail recipe that involves creating your own herb powders to mix in as desired. I almost want to make a huge batch for my Halloween party so people can mix their own drinks... but we'll see

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u/Toothpasteonicecream 4h ago

Chris' drink or Leon's drink, I think.

I imagine that Wesker's drink would be exceedingly complicated, with a bare minimum of ten ingredients, and would come with a pair of his sunglasses.

The Zombie drink would be, well, a Zombie, while a Crimson Head would be a Zombie with red food dye added.

HUNK's drink would either be straight-up bourbon or chocolate milk.

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u/Arostato They/Them 3h ago

it's very Ada-coded to be one of the most expensive menu options, Leon and Chris probably followed her lead.

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u/ItsSansom Flying through big nighttime 3h ago

What's the source on this? I see yen so I assume there's a place service these in Japan?

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u/Concoelacanth 3h ago

Jill's 'fresh and beautiful image'? Fucking what?

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u/Sphealingit33 She/Her 3h ago

Chris, Jill, or Grace.

assuming this is a pop-up kind of affair and not an established bar doing a collab, there is no world in which I can trust in the quality of the drinks and their ingredients without the resources and standards of an established bar. So, the best be is to go with simple drinks. It's hard to fuck up a coke and vodka even with syrup, and it's hard to fuck up some tea. Jill's is interesting enough for me to take a lil gamble on it

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u/Foostini It's a hard job being a hater but someone's gotta do it 3h ago

Either Chris' or Grace's. The others are either just normal cocktails or whatever the hell Jill's got going on. Vodka with coke is a bad choice though, sub it out for rum which would pair better with basically every ingredient. 

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u/dfighter3 Cthulu with robo-tentacles 2h ago

Well, let's see, I don't like mojitos, or sangria, double cranberry is a no thanks, so it's by default either jill or grace, or maybe chris. I do not know what yuzu tastes like though, and I'm supposed to mostly avoid alcohol atm.

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u/Aphex_Slayer 7h ago

leon would not drink alcohol, he is a good boy