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Evil Defeated By Bigger Evil, We All Lose David Zaslav Bids Farewell to Warner Bros. Employees in Video on Eve of Skydance Merger Close: ‘It’s Been a Great Honor to Be Alongside All of You’

David Zaslav Shares Farewell Video to Warner Bros. Discovery Employees

David Zaslav, four and a half years after closing the debt-burdened deal that formed Warner Bros. Discovery, is bidding farewell to the company’s employees as it is about to get swallowed up by David Ellison’s Paramount — to create a media giant saddled with even more debt.

Zaslav, president and CEO of Warner Bros. Discovery, shared a video with employees Monday expressing gratitude for their hard work and creativity over the years. (The video, viewed by Variety, is available only on WBD’s internal portal.) Zaslav will exit with the megamerger of Paramount and WBD, scheduled to close Oct. 6, with the new Ellison-run company adopting the name Skydance Corp.

In the video, Zaslav sits alone in a director’s chair in the Loft warehouse at Warner Bros. Studios’ Ranch facility in Burbank, California.

“For me, it’s been a great honor to be alongside all of you,” Zaslav says, speaking to the camera in the 3-minute video. “I hope you take pride in what you’ve built, what you’ve created, and the role you’ve played in shaping an extraordinary history.”

Zaslav’s video includes a montage of Warner Bros. Discovery’s greatest hits, including clips from “The Pitt,” “The Lego Movie,” “Barbie,” “One Battle After Another,” “Dune,” “Hacks,” “Friends,” “The House of the Dragon,” “White Lotus,” “Abbott Elementary,” “Sinners,” Discovery’s Shark Week and (of course!) “Harry Potter,” as well as shots from CNN and WBD’s sports programming. According to a company source, Zaslav wanted to share his goodbye message as a video rather than a text memo in order to capture the visuals.

(Note: Half of those were before he came on.)

“I can’t wait to see what you do in the years ahead,” Zaslav says. “I’m so grateful for all these years at Warner Bros. Discovery, for the wonderful experiences creating content, telling stories and getting to know so many of you.”

Zaslav has been among the most highly compensated CEOs in the media biz. In 2025, his pay package totaled $165 million. That included a one-time grant of stock options valued at $109.6 million, which the company awarded to Zaslav on June 12, 2025, for his work on the company’s plan to split into two publicly traded entities (one housing WB’s HBO, HBO Max and studios business; the other largely composed of the linear TV network business along with Discovery+ and other assets). The WBD split into two companies did not proceed because of the deal to sell the company to Paramount Skydance.

When the Paramount-Warner Bros. merger closes, Zaslav is set to receive a “golden parachute” payout of at least $550 million.

Over the years, Zaslav and his lieutenants made job cuts across the company as they looked to reduce costs and improve operating efficiency. For full-year 2022, Warner Bros. Discovery had a pro-forma EBITDA (earnings before interest, taxes, depreciation, and amortization) loss of about $2.1 billion. In 2025, it generated EBITDA profit of $1.4 billion and has been on track for double-digit percentage growth in subscriber-related revenue growth in 2026.

Jackass. Someday, I hope he fucking rots.

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u/Norix596 Jogo's Mysterious Adventure 11h ago

He really embodies everything wrong with the perverse tax and business incentives of the current era.

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u/KingMario05 Gimme a solo Tails game, you fucking cowards! 9h ago

Agreed. Let's just home Baby Ellison somehow isn't even worse.

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u/dabir 1h ago

Of course he's worse, he's all that and he's stupid as hell and he's ideologically motivated to be evil and spread evil

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u/Noirsam (He/Him)東城会 11h ago

Say hello to the new boss same as the old boss.

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u/[deleted] 9h ago

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u/Regalingual Bigger than you'd think 11h ago

Please let the door hit you on the ass on the way out.

…Preferably repeatedly.

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u/seth47er I shall learn the secrets of Nuln Oil. 10h ago

And by ass we mean exposed neck...

So he'll have a nasty red mark on his neck and NOTHING ELSE would happen.

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u/jockeyman Stands are Combat Vtubers 10h ago

When the Paramount-Warner Bros. merger closes, Zaslav is set to receive a “golden parachute” payout of at least $550 million.

Once you get to a certain point in the business world, it's just physically impossible to fail.

You can be the most inept fuck imaginable and there'll still be a fat bucket of money waiting for you on the way out.

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u/MetalJrock A Hopeless Sonic/Spider-Man Fanboy 10h ago

The ultimate monkey’s paw. We got rid of Zaslav at the cost of a monopoly.

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u/KingMario05 Gimme a solo Tails game, you fucking cowards! 9h ago

We won. And all it took was destroying Warners... likely forever.

Was it worth it?

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u/-BluBone- 8h ago

Its been a fun few years of Zaslav destroying television. I can't wait to see how much worse it gets.

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u/KingMario05 Gimme a solo Tails game, you fucking cowards! 8h ago

They have $80 billion (!) in just debt, soo... buckle up.

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u/LifeIsCrap101 Banished to the Shame Car 11h ago

How many billions of dollars in a golden parachute did he get?

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u/ToastyMozart Bearish on At-Risk Children 10h ago

A little over half. Fucking absurd the way these idiot executives get rewarded for routinely ruining everything they touch.

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u/LifeIsCrap101 Banished to the Shame Car 10h ago

God fucking damn it

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u/KingMario05 Gimme a solo Tails game, you fucking cowards! 9h ago

There will be no justice until he meets the Lord.

And like so many other vultures... he's just gonna land somewhere else.

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u/Havictos SILENCE BREEDER, The Bloodline Must Continue 7h ago

The concept of the golden parachute is so fucked up.

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u/TJLynch [dramatic flashlight] 7h ago

I feel like the things I want to say about Zaslav will get me in trouble with Reddit admins.

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u/KingMario05 Gimme a solo Tails game, you fucking cowards! 6h ago

Same lol

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u/Capable-Education724 11h ago

Wonder if they can use his leaving as a tax write-off.

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u/KingMario05 Gimme a solo Tails game, you fucking cowards! 9h ago

I hope they try. Fuck it. Why not?

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u/Anonamaton801 Proud kettleface salesmen 10h ago

Don’t watch that step on the way out asshole

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u/Palimpsest_Monotype Pargon Pargon Pargon Pargon Pargon 11h ago

I wonder if when he left he got an honorary getup that resembled what a movie director wore in the forties, complete with a little wooden folding chair and a fucking shout-cone.

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u/KingMario05 Gimme a solo Tails game, you fucking cowards! 9h ago

I hope he didn't. Just to rub it in.

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u/ComprehensiveMix727 11h ago

Someone’s laughing to the bank

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u/akss421 9h ago

This dude sucks

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u/KingMario05 Gimme a solo Tails game, you fucking cowards! 9h ago

He doesn't suck, actually.

He sucks ass. Big difference there. And trust me... he's earned it.

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u/Mrgrayj_121 woolie in the shocker throne goes hard 11h ago

Wgat a smeghead

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u/ContraryPython Disgruntled Carol Danvers fan. Local Hitman shill 10h ago

Fuck this guy

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u/KingMario05 Gimme a solo Tails game, you fucking cowards! 9h ago

A-fuckin'-men.

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u/warjoke 9h ago

He deserves a Looney tunes villain sendoff

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u/KingMario05 Gimme a solo Tails game, you fucking cowards! 9h ago

Ideally from one crafty coyote. Justice must be his!

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u/5YearsOnEastCoast danganronpa isn't a phase, it's a lifestyle 11h ago

I'm pretty sure why no one on board tried kicking him out before was because he had a dirt on them.

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u/KingMario05 Gimme a solo Tails game, you fucking cowards! 9h ago

Had to have, right? Only way it makes sense...

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u/DarthButtz Ginger Seeking Butt Chomps 9h ago

Don't let the door hit you on the way out, Dave.

One second thought, nah, let it hit you.

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u/KingMario05 Gimme a solo Tails game, you fucking cowards! 9h ago

Hope an employee hits him with it. If you're getting canned anyway, do it in style!

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u/LeMasterofSwords Y’all really should watch Columbo 8h ago

Kindly fuck off forever Zaslav

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u/dfighter3 Cthulu with robo-tentacles 2h ago

man fuck him