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u/PersonMcPeerson 6h ago
Drunken white woman kidnaps law abiding forest citizen, hostage situation ongoing. More at 11.
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u/condemned-noticer 5h ago
possum : minding his business
woman : it's free yoink !
possum : am i now...a pet?
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u/Qu0dEratDemonstrandm 5h ago
The elites don't want you to know this but the ducks in the park are free, you can take them home . I have 458 ducks and I have not paid a penny for them. Sometimes I give away ducks to my family and friends as presents.
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u/koc77 4h ago
My daughter brought a duck with a hurt wing to my house to rehab it...did you know the moment you provide a duck food and shelter they are your duck? We've been feeding this freeloader for 3 years and all she does is complain.
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u/Salt_Profiteer 2h ago
Same. We have a few bird feeders and birdbaths. A couple of them are ground level with a variety of goodies. We've been visited by the same pair of ducks a couple times a year for years now.
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u/Sunners 3h ago
My great grandmother had pet peacocks she liberated from a graveyard.
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u/Rampag169 5h ago
With white women anything is a free pet. They just need to be drunk or oblivious enough to commit to it.
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u/condemned-noticer 5h ago
i'm a white man, i would have yoinked the possum too
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u/Zealousideal_Bet_248 6h ago edited 6h ago
I had a possum adopt me about 10 years back. I would sit outside during the warm afternoons and have dinner. A little guy started coming around. I know i wasn't supposed to feed him, but he tore down my defenses after a few weeks. He started sleeping under my porch, and would come out to greet me when I came home from work. I was loading groceries one day and he came in, and then he never left. This was like four months after I saw him first. He lived for a bit over a year after that, but he was such a sweetheart. R.I.P. Aurelius, gone, but never forgotten
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u/BerryLanky 5h ago
I have a female possum living under our deck. Every year she gives birth and we watch her lug around her brood until they eventually wander off on their own. I don’t feed her because I don’t want her to lose those foraging skills. I’m happy she’s there.
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u/Efficient_Fish2436 4h ago
She won't loose them or become dependant on you if you fed her an entire year straight. Her babies might be... but not her.
Possums are one of the most surviving animals out there. She'll appreciate the treat though. I suggest meal grub from your local zamzows or animal food store, toss some peanut butter on a stick and then stick the worms and grub to it.
Leave it hanging by a string a few inches off the ground where she usually is and she will love it.
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u/justfortherofls 3h ago
Every year? They only live 1 or 2 years.
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u/Successful_Log_3298 2h ago
Probably her daughters and granddaughters and great-granddaughters who learned from their ancestors where they can safely have their broods.
Their natural lifespans are very short because they are vulnerable to predators and diseases. I read that there is one population living on an island without predators that has evolved a somewhat longer life expectancy.
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u/Lobotomized_Dolphin 3h ago
I don't mean to bum you out, in fact I think it's (to me anyway) more wholesome and special; possums have very short lifespans in the wild, like 2-3y tops. You're probably harboring multiple generations of possums having their broods under your deck at this point, which is awesome!
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u/Enter_Chandman 6h ago
I used to play my 360 out on the back pourch on summer nights (big thanks to the person that decided that room needed windows that get nearly direct sunlight for 98% of the day) and one night I head my chip bag move and looked down to see a opossum! It did its whole song and dance and I picked it up walked it to the other side of the yard and set it down. Didn't see it again for a couple days. Fast forward to the next visit, I saw it before it got to me and tossed it a chip. This became our nightly activity for the duration of the season.
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u/MothChasingFlame 4h ago
To be honest, of all the animals you're not supposed to feed, possums get a pass. They live two or so years, aren't dangerous, and aren't infestors. Thank you for giving them such a lovely life.
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u/DataSquid2 2h ago
They can have fleas, just be aware of it. I agree they don't infest, but once you have a swarm of babies inside with no mama things get weird.
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u/dewey510 5h ago
Where did he do his business? Litter box?
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u/Zealousideal_Bet_248 5h ago
Yes. Apparently some will rather do their business on water, so transitioning can be difficult. He went right away though. I had a cat pass away earlier that year, so I still had a litter box and some litter. He seemed particularly clever, I mean, he figured i was a sucker and that he could get food and shelter out of me
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u/HBJones1056 5h ago
This is such a great story. I’m so glad you got a chance to have one of these guys as a friend. They’re so sweet but they don’t live very long. We were forever having to get new “ambassador animal” opossums at the zoo I worked at and it would always tear us up to have to say goodbye.
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u/Teaisserious 5h ago
I used to have one that would come by everytime I lit up the fire pit. It wouldn't get too close, but close enough to enjoy the warmth.
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u/TooManyUsernamesHelp 6h ago edited 6h ago
I unfortunately understand her excitement deeply.
However, I wouldn’t take it home.
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u/punch912 6h ago
They are great animals and pets but it is heartbreaking the forever part is only 3 to 4 years :(
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u/OtherUserCharges 6h ago
Wow you weren’t kidding. In the wild it’s only 1-2 years. It’s crazy these things are still around with such terrible genes.
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u/punch912 6h ago edited 5h ago
And they literally almost never bite the wild ones the hiss and play dead. And their temperature runs too cold so the very rarely get rabies. And they def cling on to people once their domesticated. They do a good job at eating problem bugs as well.
Edit: changes from never get rabies to rarely.
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u/Witty_Ad_898 4h ago
Terrible genes? They’re still around with only a 1-2 year lifespan. Those are great genes. They must be extremely successful at producing new productive adults.
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u/CantCatchMeSpez 5h ago
A short lifespan doesn't equal "terrible genes". Evolution just doesn't really follow the things humans value.
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u/asdrabael1234 5h ago
They fill the same niche as rats. They'll eat pretty much anything and they have lots of babies. The playing dead prevents a lot of predators from eating them because they also smell bad. It's also why their body temp is too low for rabies. If you're stiff and cool to the touch, you're a lot less appetizing to eat.
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u/Primus567 5h ago
She posted an update. Apparently she found her downtown around a lot of cars and people. She has since released her at her moms house which is in the woods.
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u/Marsuello 5h ago
Idk what happened with him but a few months back we had one that was super chill who would hang out during the night. Absolutely no fear. I’d throw out scraps of food I didn’t finish and I’d walk outside to him happily munching away. Could walk right up to him and he’d just continue chomping. One night I had the rooms top half of the door open and could hear crunching so I went to look. Looked down and right at the step of the door the lil dude was enjoying a succulent meal. Started talking to him and he just looked at me, finished his meal, scratched his ear, then scuttled away.
I hope he’s doing well
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u/Shalaco 6h ago
okay the update has some much needed context https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZPL862BoS/
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u/plusharmadillo 6h ago edited 6h ago
Summary for those who don’t care to watch—possum was in a downtown parking lot surrounded by cars. She called a wildlife rescue and confirmed it wasn’t illegal or bad to displace a possum. She then snagged the possum and took it to her mom’s, where she released the possum into the woods.
I would never in 10,000 years grab a possum with my bare hands, but it sounds like things prob turned out ok for the possum at least
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u/MrTheodore 6h ago
Why not? They eat fleas and ticks, so they're gonna be free of those. They are immune to rabies. Also like, they play dead, so yell loud if you really gotta move one and are afraid it will bite you
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u/CantCatchMeSpez 5h ago
They don't actually eat ticks. That study was completely bunk.
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u/plusharmadillo 6h ago
I love possums for all the reasons you’ve mentioned and more! However, I grew up in a rural area and very much learned to not chase or touch wildlife without some precautions. I keep a towel in my car that I’d want to use for this to bundle that cutie up so I didn’t have a panicking animal loose in my car, for example. I’m glad this lady helped the possum, but I would not have gone about it bare-handed and trusting that I could put any wild creature unrestrained in my car
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u/WhoPoopedMyPants420 5h ago edited 4h ago
They are immune to rabies.
Just to be clear, rabies isn't the only potential downside from a wild animal bite. Like it's nice to take the worst case scenario off the table but that shit still sucks
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u/malevitch_square 6h ago
I wouldn't say they are immune to rabies. While rare, documented cases of opossums contracting rabies do exist. Any mammal can technically get the disease, but it is exceptionally uncommon in opossums.
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u/Slumunistmanifisto 6h ago
I relocated a mole, then read up on said mole later.
I relocated the best pest control my yard and probably the neighbors yard could ask for.
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u/Witty_Ad_898 4h ago
Studies of possum diets and stomach contents have found that fleas and ticks are not a significant part of their diet. They consume them while grooming, but are not more fastidious than any other mammal.
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u/RaygunMarksman 6h ago
Ok, went from thinking she's a bit slow to respecting the well-intentioned crazy.
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u/DazB1ane 6h ago
She could’ve mitigated all the comments by just saying in her video or in the description “it was in a dangerous area and this was just for one night before I released it back into the forest”
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u/PunchRockgroin318 5h ago
Worked with a lotta possums over the years (my dad worked on wildlife rehab/education) and they’ve all been absolute sweethearts. This does not mean you should pick up wild possums, they have big ass canines and are fully capable of putting large holes in your hands.
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u/FrogWhoAteMoon 6h ago
The first rule of the fight club is:
*You do not fuck with wildlife!!!* You do not pick it up, you do not take it home, you leave the wildlife wild.
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u/Longjumping_College 6h ago
There's a baby possum in my back yard and it's really hard to ignore it. My god is so adorable just doing it's thing and trying to hide
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u/FrogWhoAteMoon 6h ago
A hedgehog lives next to my parent's porch. He strolls by in the evenings when we sit outside. It's *extremely* hard not to bother him. her. we don't know.
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u/Smyley12345 6h ago edited 6h ago
My wife had hedgehogs living in their hedge when she was a kid. They would put a bit of cream in a saucers and watch the juveniles drink it.
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u/A-Real-Fungai 6h ago
The world put a bit of cream in a saucers and watch the juveniles drink it.
The whole WORLD did that!?
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u/Smyley12345 6h ago
What an odd autocorrect
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u/A-Real-Fungai 6h ago
Maybe. I like to think of this as a shared world event.
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u/Smyley12345 5h ago
I mean in a very real sense the universe put cream in those saucers, so we have all got that going for us.
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u/RaygunMarksman 6h ago
I had a juvenile one for a while that seemed to be living around my house. It was really cute, but I figured it knew what it was doing, even though it wasn't as skittish as it probably should have been around people.
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u/Dusty_Old_Bones 5h ago
There was an adult one on top of my fence post recently. I just stared at it and told it over and over again how cute it was. I sure as fuck didn’t try to touch it.
Oh and even more recently, my dog discovered a baby hiding in my flower garden. He was just looking at it and when I went over to see what it was, I thought, oh no it’s dead…. Wait a minute it’s playing possum!! It was trying so hard to look dead- mouth open, lying on its side, limbs all crooked. But the eyes were shiny and very much alive. I shooed my dog away and saw it scurry under the fence a minute later.
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u/NonorientableSurface 6h ago
The camp we frequent with our scout group has now found a somewhat not afraid of humans red fox living on the campgrounds. We now have extremely HARSH statements with our kids about not touching wildlife.
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u/Hammerschatten 6h ago
Someone posted context, apparently they did this after talking to a wildlife rescue and then yoinked it to bring it from an inner city to a forest
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u/FrogWhoAteMoon 6h ago
Yes! I am very much in favour of this, however, people are idiots, and I would have appreciated if she would have accompanied the yoinking with a disclaimer of sorts. Even if it's just at the end of the video.
I cannot stress this enough: People are idiots. People emulate what they see. People will not watch the followup video.
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u/Sorry_Engineer_6136 6h ago
Especially when that wildlife has a freeze response to being perceived :(
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u/Ok-Addition1264 6h ago
It takes a lot for them to break out that trick though.. they'll hiss and bite long before that.
There is a holy war happening in my backyard between a family of them and some skunks (they all smell like skunks now and none of them gaf)
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u/Mysterious-Purple-45 5h ago
I just watched this and then the follow up because wtf. Apparently she was concerned about its safety downtown in amongst a bunch of drunks and people driving around. She took it to her moms, fed it blueberries, and let in go in the woods near her moms. She alledgedly got the OK from some sort of animal rehabilitation place. So while super odd and not something I would recommend she at least didn't keep it for long.
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u/hugosamro 5h ago
This needs to be higher, so people stop wondering and losing their heads out of concern for the lil dude.
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u/Correct_Day_7791 6h ago
Remember 2 American presidents have had opossums as pets
Herbert Hoover had one named Billy in 1929 At the time Billy possum was a common children's stuffed animal competing with teddy bear (we know who won)
And Benjamin Harrison had 2 in 1889 named Mr. Protection and Mr. Reciprocity (named for the at the time slogan of the Republican party)
So officially 4.44% of all American presidents have had opossums as pets
Not that crazy really they make great pets compared to other "wild" animals
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u/_Mulberry__ 5h ago
If it came up that a candidate had a pet opossum, I would find it very difficult to vote against them. I mean, how could anyone with a pet opossum be bad?
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u/katiw46 6h ago
I understand the urge to snuggle in my soul, but my rational brain has to be a party pooper and insist that I don't touch the wildlife. It sucks. I have a real fucking cute groundhog family that lives on my property and I say hi to them everyday and admire their wiggly butts from afar, but alas, I have never given to the call to pet them. It also helps that they smell terrible.
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u/TheOneAboveYou 6h ago
White people only have one fear and that’s minorities
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u/Nihilist_Hermit 5h ago
To be fair, they also kept them as pets too for awhile. White people are weird
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u/mnemonikos82 3h ago
That is... not technically incorrect... but still feels weird to read it put that way.
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u/jellofixit 6h ago
When your Tic Tok famous you can grab them by the opposum, they just let you!
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u/reverend_nacho 6h ago
I have about 8 or 9 of these bad boys patrolling my yard for food every night
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u/AncientCrust 6h ago
I have possums and raccoons coming around. My cat is friends with them. He fights other cats though.
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u/generally_unsuitable 6h ago
I used to live in the foothills and we had possums every damn night for as long as I can remember. I lived in a 5 room college flop with a big backyard that had two couches and a BBQ. We'd just sit out there every night shooting the shit, watching the possums scamper along the fence top.
We named them all "muffin." And when people would come over they'd always freak out when they say them. We'd have to calm them down "Yoooooo, relax. It's just muffin. " They're pretty mellow little critters.
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u/RexDeDeus 6h ago
I once found a possum that an eagle or something had dropped from the air and had 4 broken legs.
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u/BigBeefDipped 5h ago
Bro dropped a fun fact
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u/Dk3kf84ijf 5h ago
Right lmaookk did not expect that, guy played high-school sports with that throw
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u/Snacknuss321 5h ago
she really did take it home lol this little guy is like "yo wtf is even going on"
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u/notdurtydan 6h ago
She is so so lucky she didn't get bit
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u/muklan 6h ago
While they dont get rabies, they still have REAL sharp teeth.
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u/Hollyhop_Drive 6h ago
They don't get rabies?? How???
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u/NECoyote 6h ago
It’s there running temperature. It’s not conducive to the rabies virus. It makes them less likely to harbor the virus. I could be wrong, but that is what I have read.
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u/Firstnamecody 6h ago
It's very rare, I think because of their lower body temp or something but it is possible.
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u/Mindofthequill 6h ago
If you've ever encountered an opossum they are much more likely to engage flight rather than fight. They'll hiss if scared, or even play dead (playing opossum as it were) literally a response they have no control over, tonic immobility.
They have nasty teeth sure, but I have never encountered someone who's been bit by one.
Also they're extremely resistant to rabies.
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u/AncientCrust 6h ago
They have the most teeth of any American mammal but really weak bite strength. They don't bite much. My sister got bit by one and it didn't even break the skin. She was moving it out of her garage and it wanted to stay lol. Pretty rare occurrence.
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u/Mindofthequill 6h ago
Interesting I actually didnt know that about its bite strength, cuz like you look at it and you're like DAMN thats a set of jaws on that guy
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u/AncientCrust 6h ago
Not only do possums rarely bite, they're pretty bad at it when they do. Even though they have a ridiculous amount of teeth for a mammal, their bite strength is pitiful. They're just not fighters.
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u/KingCrimson43 6h ago
Possums are known to not bite, they play possum
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u/YouWereBrained 6h ago
It’s a myth. They absolutely can bite.
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u/Otterbotanical 6h ago
I've seen videos of guys with gloves on basically saying "hey so, their hiss is literally their last line of defense" and then be grabbed a captured one and stuck his gloved finger (gently) in it's mouth. It didn't bite, just looked real pathetic at it. They really do freeze when things get too hefty. Plus they really do make great pets when you get one from a baby
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u/Immortal_Enkidu 6h ago
My kids and I have caught dozens of opossum and have never been bit. They are super chill animals.
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u/KingCrimson43 6h ago
Of course they physically can bite.... They just typically don't do that.
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u/Grrronaldo 6h ago
Opossums are sweethearts they rarely ever bite and just show their teethsies or involuntary go possum
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u/greywatermoore 6h ago
I literally just had a dream that I found a possum in my house and when I picked her up to take her out, she wrapped her arms and legs around me and was hugging me so I had to keep her.
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u/Aedora125 5h ago
My parents raised a few possums when their mom had been killed in the road. They kept a few of them for their lives due to injuries. The girls made good pets and used the litter pan. The boys became very bitey.
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u/Wolfguard-Halfdan 4h ago
Damn, she just possumknapped that mother that was looking for food for it's babies.
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u/Narayani1234 2h ago
My husband found a dead possum on the road a few years back. When he went to move the carcass to the side of the road, he discovered that her pouch was full of baby possums; about five were still alive. So he gathered them up and brought them home. At the time, we were in an upscale rental home that had a fancy chef's oven that had a bun warmer in it. So we put the baby possums in the bun warmer. I then told people that we found the babies and they were in the stove, haha. As soon as possible, we took them to the wildlife rehab center.
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u/AdCharming4857 5h ago
in grad school i was dating the hottest girl ever, and (no shit) she saw a skunk out her second story dorm window and ran outside and pet it...she pet a skunk
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u/Lamplorde 4h ago
Every drunk white girl thinks she is a Disney Princess...
And half of them are correct.
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u/AnsibleAnswers 3h ago
Stop picking up wild animals. Leave them alone. They don't deserve to be harassed. It's not having fun. It doesn't want to cuddle.
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u/lesbophobia_hammer 5h ago edited 4h ago
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u/Dumbass_Saiya-jin 4h ago
Australian Possums are Goobers, American Opossums are Gremlins. Know the difference. That being said, I love them both.
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u/letigre87 3h ago
American Opossums might look like Satan's sleep paralysis demon but they're super sweet. They'll hiss and play dead but once that fails they just kinda go with the flow. They rarely bite and their body temp is too cold they rarely contact rabies.
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u/Moo_Kau_Too 3h ago
if you keep pestering an australian brushtail possum, they can rip open your face.
oh, and they carry a flesh eating bacteria too.
ringtails are chil, so are sugar gliders and leadbeatters too.
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u/IllNinja5329 2h ago
So both Australian and American types can be deceiving. Australian possums are cute but not nice, and American opossum are scary but nice. Good to know
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u/TheNewGirl1987 5h ago
How dare you, they are not evil, they are silly little guys!
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u/DrudanTheGod 6h ago
For anyone curious. She let it go in the woods after feeding it blueberries.
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u/Exothermic_Killer 2h ago
Hey so, this is a crime. In every US state. Also a great way to contract several diseases
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u/Difficult_Talk_7783 6h ago
I’m going to assume it’s been fed and talked to by many drunk lady’s and maybe men.
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u/Cool_Butterscotch_88 6h ago
scrolled up to make sure i wasnt watching it on a sub that would mean she's getting mauled.
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u/Itchy_Tumbleweed_417 6h ago
My cat was on my lap when I was playing this video, my cat thought she was talking to him. 😂
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u/BigBagBootyPapa 6h ago
Awesome creatures; can’t get rabies, eat most pests we complain about invading our homes or hurting us or our pets (tics are top of their lists, along with grubs, but as insect eaters they take care of a long list), and they’re not aggressive. Shoot, they literally play dead to avoid danger instead of fighting (unless they have to, like while taking care of newborns, which most animals do). Outside of that, they, and bats, are superheroes as far as protecting us from disease and insect invasions.
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u/WhoIsThis567 6h ago
Being a grown adult and taking a healthy, wild animal home is stupid. I get that they’re cute, but most adults know to not take a healthy wild animal home
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u/S7arForGD 6h ago
That thing is sick for sure. Worse yet, it's kidnapping wildlife.
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u/mrsdoubleu 5h ago
Great. Take him/her away from everything they've ever known and adopt a wild animal. I hate humans.
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u/fusillade762 5h ago
I live in the sticks. The possums around here will rip you to shreds if you tried to pet them. I guess city possums are more mellow. I leave them possums alone, they do a lot of good work eating pests.
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u/Aromatic-Turnip7371 6h ago
She kidnapped this fucking possum. Its babies will starve to death now.
Edit: I read further down and heard she released it afterwards. Thank goodness everyone involved is ok
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