r/TikTokCringe • u/mindyour • 19h ago

Discussion She almost ruined a proposal.

This was at Crescent Bay Point Park, which allows people to book it special occasions.

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u/Icy_Fish_2154 18h ago

Gotta love the fake $20 with a Bible verse inside.

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u/blahblahshowmeurcat 17h ago

I legit have received these. Used to waitress at a Red Lobster in semi rural Texas when I was super young. Fuck em all.

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u/BurntTFOuttaHere 16h ago

I was a young waitress near Nevada/Utah border where Mormons would sneak over to drink and gamble lol.

One old couple left me a stack of change “pyramid”, stacked by size largest to smallest coin.

Worst part is instead of just being dicks and leaving, they called me over to show me how clever the husband was with his little coin pyramid and pointed out the quarter on bottom, dime on top, 4 coin 41 cent total tip lol. As if he was a 4 year old with a clever idea.

Then… while trapped in this awkward hell… they told me the real tip wasn’t money. The real tip is they want to bear their testimony… I. Hate. Religion.

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u/SymmetricalFeet 12h ago

I was imagining a whole pyramid like a stack of cards or those sport cups, with multiple quarters at the base, not just quarter + nickel + penny + dime atop each other. That's a stack! Not a pyramid!

Also, fuck them because the grocery store doesn't sell produce for testimonies. The landlord won't accept it as rent. Unless Jesus is gonna personally come and hand over bread & fish...

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u/BurntTFOuttaHere 11h ago

Yeh it’s crazy. Like if you wanna leave $5 in quarters, ok lol. But no, this was a tiny pyramid of one coin each lol. And they thought they were clever and cute! Fucking crazy ass religious nutters.