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u/SlapHappyPappi 1d ago
Fuck yeah. Best way to start the day is with a big "fuck u", a massive "fuck right off", and colossal never "fuckin return fuckerace". ENJOY fuckers.
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u/Typical-Tune-8858 1d ago
Every fucking morning, my darling kitties wake me up at 6 am for their breakfast. No fucking exceptions.
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u/Foolmeoncefuckyou 1d ago
Are you fucking married? I feel like I’ve met my fucking soul mate on fucking Reddit of all fucking places
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u/Salty-Plantain-4299 12h ago
I start my fucking day with dry heaving for 30 min and rage at the fact I woke up to another day.
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u/Ok-Pass-8786 3h ago
The first fucking thought I’ve been having every morning lately is “Why didn’t I look at that room for rent six months ago?” Seriously.

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u/BoysenberryStill3389 1d ago
6am??? That's me at fucking 5am. FUCK IT