r/SipsTea • u/Electronic-Bus-3494 • 1h ago

WTF His arm is pregnant now!!

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In Ireland, a 33-year-old man injected his own semen into his arm for 18 months to relieve back pain.

The man, who presented to the hospital with severe back pain, drew attention with the swelling in his arm.

Examinations revealed that he had injected semen multiple times in recent periods and had developed a serious infection in his arm.

Following the incident, the man was taken to the hospital and placed under treatment.

Doctors, however, stated that this method has no medical benefit whatsoever.

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u/pinkdreamil 1h ago

So the limit is 17 months?

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u/Junior-Lecture7775 1h ago

Deriving important observation is a sign of great scientist.

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u/Buchlinger 59m ago

The great sementist

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u/brownieson 45m ago

That was awful… I love it.

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u/fauxregard 1h ago

Asking the important questions

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u/AddolFittler 54m ago

I would say nearer 16 months, twenty-five days.

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u/_Ronin_Raccoon_ 1h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/s239QJIh56sRW

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u/Gardainfrostbeard 1h ago

Something something stem cells probably something something

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u/VanillaMuch2759 1h ago

Came in expecting this and you delivered. Bravo.

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u/BreadKnifeSeppuku 1h ago

To relieve his back pain duh?

Doctors used to prescribe cigarettes and opiates like skittles!!!

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u/hungry4nuns 55m ago

Probably because some no-fap manosphere influencer told him sperm are literally like testosterone pellets and every time you jizz you’re losing testosterone.

So instead of the keeping his hands off himself, he found a loophole

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u/Blossom_Dreamy 1h ago

The arm is pregnant and the baby is pure cope.

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u/SkibidiTop 59m ago

if thats where testosterone is why not inject it in the veins. Thats the hatdcore way though, i just swallow.

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u/MessOfAJes85 1h ago

I hope I never find the corner of the internet that gave him that suggestion. 🤢

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u/Magister5 1h ago

It was a semenal work of scholarship, no doubt

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u/Ok6303 1h ago

if i remember correctly, this can cause infertility. The body treats sperm entering the bloodstream as an invasive species, so it creates antibodies in response. This can lead to infertility.

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u/Hefty_Delay7765 1h ago

That’s just nature’s way of ensuring stupid don’t breed 🤪

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u/NOTcreative- 14m ago

Nature not doing a great job

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u/Ancient-Civilization 1h ago

What about swallowing cum

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u/Ok6303 1h ago

lol, no. The stomach acids kill the sperm.

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u/Ancient-Civilization 1h ago

Aw

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u/Surrounded-by_Idiots 1h ago

But look at it this way, there's only so much stomach acid. When there's a will, there's a way.

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u/Jazzlike_Plastic7088 1h ago

You dirty dog

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u/TDStarchild 56m ago

What if it goes down the wrong pipe and reaches your lungs?

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u/Ok6303 54m ago

lol, asking for a friend? 😂 I doubt that would cause an antibody response.

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u/Rerebang5 1h ago

Oh no, that's perfectly healthy.

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u/kukukucing 1h ago

so contraception?

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u/allsheknew 1h ago

That's where my mind went too. Permanent infertility or just infertility for a little while? (Unless they mean sterility)

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u/big_sugi 1h ago

If the body’s creating antibodies to its own sperm, I think it’ll keep doing so as long as the body is creating sperm. So, permanently, I think.

I could easily be wrong, though.

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u/Odd-Faithlessness-33 1h ago

would that mean a permanently inflamed ballsack? 🤔

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u/Terrible_Key3050 52m ago

Ya know I am no biologist or even someone who knows anything remotely about this stuff.... but I kinda wonder if there is an actual means to make a contraceptive through this method in a more controlled way. Like a way to control the process of making antibodies to a sweet spot where it cant be fertile but also isn't actively harming the body and causing pain.

My guess is the answer is something along the lines of it being technically possible but not practical or safe enough to be worth looking into.

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u/Ok6303 50m ago

It actually happens pretty frequently when one gets a vasectomy. I'm not gonna pretend to know all the details, so look into it more, lol

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u/Telemere125 1h ago

Thank god. Last thing we need is more of that idiot running around.

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u/CordlessMobile 1h ago

What about it entering the stomach or colon?

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u/walkdaearth 1h ago

Someone Google if skeet can cross the BBB. Can't have that in my search history man😂

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u/brokerZIP 26m ago edited 17m ago

Our immune system in general doesn't know that sperm exist. So evolution created a wall (hematotesticular barrier) to hide your balls from immune system.

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u/Electronic_Quote399 22m ago

I'm gonna create something to hide my balls from the people who inject semen

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u/boobmagazine 1h ago

So it’s like alpha-gal but sperm? Do you become allergic to your own cum?

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u/rakuan1 1h ago

So we now know the reason for the back and arm pain:
Back pain: enjoys sex too much
Arm pain: enjoys sex too much, but wanted more

Could have been worse… there’s probably someone out there who’s heard this and got the idea to inject it into their girl’s arm instead…

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u/Electronic_Quote399 24m ago

Well i'm gonna have to check to see if you remember correctly. I do not want to type that into google and click what I find. Asking the AI chatbot should be fine. Let's hope so. Cause I kinda need to know if it does

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u/butterorguns13 1h ago

Probably better for us all if this is correct.

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u/unrivaledhumility 1h ago

Gotcha..if I inject my own sperm into my arm, my eggs will reject it in the future.

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u/Bayamonster 1h ago

A) How did he come (sigh) to the conclusion that semen could help with back pain?

B) Why did he inject semen in his arm to help  with backpain?

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u/_noho 1h ago

He heard of stem cells and jumped to conclusions on what they were and how they worked?

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u/Acceptable-Two5692 54m ago

Straight to the source

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u/Early_Macaroon_2407 1h ago

B) he didn’t want to blow his back out. 

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u/NewManufacturer4252 1h ago

It must have worked if he kept doing it or other drugs or schizophrenia or any other insane things happened

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u/HatWithoutBand 40m ago

I have medical theory, but I didn't test it and don't plan to.

However... He must did it after ejaculating, which sends into your body many hormones, including endorphins and adrenaline. Basically best "painkiller" combo you can dream about being produced by your body.

Then he injected it into his arm, so basically he created a new local "pain generator" for a while (for multiple obvious reasons). Your body is able to recognize multiple centers of pain but usually shifts focus to the most serious one. Taken with many hormones going through his body and new pain center, he could at least gaslight humself into thinking that it helps (because psychology does its own part too).

Or he is just crazy, pick one.

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u/Slierfox 1h ago

Luck of the Irish

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u/Suspicious-Ad6635 1h ago

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u/PuddingUsual7683 1h ago

It's the circle of life. Goes out... Comes back in.

It's the danger of watching too much lion king

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u/captain-cowboy 1h ago

Can you imagine how this played out with Irish hospital staff?  The Irish have no chill.  I was on a plane where the Irish pilot was ripping on a panicking passenger over the PA system.  They probably called his friends at the bar and put them on speaker while they were ripping on him.

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u/Dismal-Vanilla1878 1h ago

Just what benefit did he THINK he would get from that, though? (again, assuming this is at all real, this is Reddit, not the news).

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u/predator1975 1h ago

There is a new fad about injecting unapproved peptides into oneself. Maybe he was trying to get ahead of the game. What if I got all the benefits from my own DNA?

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u/HarryWilbury 1h ago

Yeah it's real from18 Jan 2019 : https://www.abc.net.au/news/2019-01-18/man-hospitalised-inject-semen-into-arm-to-cure-back-pain/10727310

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u/fiahhawt 1h ago

Ahh okay this guy was just regular ol’ nuts, not propagandized by the manosphere nuts

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u/therealdxm 1h ago

Honestly surprised it was Ireland and not Florida.

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u/chromisu 1h ago

So the limit is 17 months and 29 days

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u/Few_Loss5537 1h ago

Maybe he misheard stem cell and sperm cell???

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u/Disastrous_Towel3729 1h ago

What the hell is wrong with people

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u/Acrobatic-Tomato-128 1h ago

Social media enhances mental illness

Ppl can see what other extremes have been done and they wanna surpass

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u/necessarysmartassery 1h ago

This is why we need tests to be able to vote. Not everyone's opinion is equal for obvious reasons lol

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u/No_Database9822 1h ago

Agreed. The thought that my vote counts as much as some room-temp IQ high school dropout makes me seethe

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u/MinuetInUrsaMajor 1h ago

How is biccep formed?

How is biccep formed?

How arm get pragnent?

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u/ToastyToes06 48m ago

My fault for knowing how to read, honestly.

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u/UnexpectedBlahFeels 1h ago

How does someone even get this idea.

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u/EnvironmentalEar724 1h ago

Yeah but does his back hurt

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u/2inchesofterror 1h ago

he heard the benefits of semen retention and somehow ended up way off in the weeds

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u/Oluron 1h ago

Yep, that's enough internet today!

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u/Diastatic_Power 59m ago

I assume the hospitalization was due to the infection he got from not properly sterilizing the venipuncture site?

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u/Dangerous-Celery-766 45m ago

Only the Irish ☘️

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u/AYK2026 1h ago

Where did this idiot got this idea from.

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u/BreakingCanks 1h ago

Testosterone was found out because a person was injecting Hamster Semen into themselves and noticed a significant boost in energy...

Maybe heard the story or just fucking insane like the person that originally found out about testosterone.

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u/Fun-Preference1091 1h ago

Now I have more questions, not less.

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u/head7PM 1h ago

Could’ve gone my entire life without this

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u/Zallocc 1h ago

I too miss the person I was 5 minutes ago.

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u/west0ne 1h ago

 no medical benefit whatsoever

It got him into the hospital, so maybe they'll treat his back pain whilst he's there.

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u/Skandalauge 1h ago

Dude.. it id 5:42 and already enough Internet for today

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u/Objective-Turn2328 1h ago

He should’ve been taken to a mental hospital.

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u/The_Space_Janitor 1h ago

He was trying to get jacked

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u/Reasonable_Simple_74 1h ago

Spiderman refilling web...

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u/unemployed__graguate 1h ago

another win for the blind

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u/ryan__joe 1h ago

Imagine being in pathology, getting a biopsy of someone’s tissue that is necrotic, and finding…. Semen.

What a curveball

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u/Lucky-Mia 55m ago

Eww he had an infected abscess of semen.

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u/ToastyToes06 49m ago

I'm regretting ever being on the internet in the first place

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u/Minimum-Reward3264 1h ago

There was a movie about that

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u/Meaty_Wizard 1h ago

Yes, about two cowboys with bad backs on a mountain. They injected in a different place though.

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u/Candid-Culture3956 1h ago

Is Ireland the Florida of Europe?

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u/CheeseOnKeyboard 1h ago

How does the examination know it was semen that he has been injecting?

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u/Greekklitoris 1h ago

They used their mouths to make sound, like "hey dude, the fuck you did to your arm?" And the other person answer

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u/Kris-Angel_26 1h ago

A nurse shaked his hand and got pregnant.. twins

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u/Sea_Turnip6282 1h ago

How did he come to the conclusion that it would help his back? Must've been SOME back pain to even think about doing that

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u/fittsy14 1h ago

Is this why trump wants to defund stem cell research

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u/Current-Routine-2628 1h ago

So is his arm crunchy like an old crusty cum sock?

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u/DaageQuasar 1h ago

Arm is jacked!

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u/Looney_bin_666 1h ago

What the absolute fuck

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u/unrivaledhumility 1h ago

"I injected my knee with 120 cc's of my faeces..."

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u/boatenvy 1h ago

If this guy ever had a leaking vasectomy he'd know that the body doesn't take fondly to sperm being where sperm ain't meant to be

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u/LunaticAsylum 1h ago

He tried juicing with the Forbidden Juice

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u/lellamaronmachete 1h ago

What a fckn way to finish the night shift

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u/Safe-Ad1933 1h ago

Well at least it's his own. He didn't collect donations.

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u/FromStormToHurricane 1h ago

Double down. He's injecting his nuts directly into the hand he uses for jerking lmfao

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u/TylerH87 1h ago

Wow, instead of a forearm he has a foreplayarm!

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u/Double_You_6356 49m ago

Is this how baby biceps are born?

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u/Nanna_Geddon 17m ago

Hospitalized to treat his arm, for to date there is still no known cure for stupid.

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u/Nuts-And-Volts 1h ago

So 17 months is the limit

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u/schowdur123 1h ago

People are just imbeciles these days

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u/No-Cheek7925 1h ago

tf is wrong with people

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u/ltsouthernbelle 1h ago

He injected semen in his ARM to relieve BACK pain 😒

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u/BlacOnBlackMajik 1h ago

I guess he came with it.

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u/GeneralAd6902 1h ago

Copy cat

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u/unapalomita 1h ago

Is the infection from using the same needle over and over or not washing hands or from the actual semen 💀💀

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u/BrainSqueezins 1h ago

In his arm? I bet that one arm is jacked.

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u/ObviouslyRealPerson 1h ago

Congratulations to his MRSA baby

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u/Level_Traffic3344 1h ago

Nature's lube. Sloppy seconds for the back pain shots

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u/mrsir1987 1h ago

DIY stem cell therapy, I guess? But you’re supposed to inject fetus into your arm not cum.

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u/Sure-Cap5415 1h ago

Hope he doesn’t have a nut allergy

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u/Traditional_Bus_5589 1h ago

He got not Sepsis but Spermsis...

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u/Lava-Chicken 1h ago

Storing secret stash for the future

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u/astralchanterelle 1h ago

I did this when I was 19 and my arm grew a little penais that I had to have amputated