r/SipsTea • u/sco-go • 2h ago

Feels good man Can anyone read lips? I'd like to know what they're saying.

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u/Pretty-Cockroach6394 1h ago edited 30m ago

When she rolls her eyes back into her skull she seems to say "i sve po meni" which directly translates into "and all over me" lol like her lips match that phrase perfectly and she does have that Serbian/Croatian girl styling so i think it checks out lol

oddly specific hand gesticulation tho, aint no way she talking about bottle of champagin or smth like that hahah

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u/PossumJumpRopeSquad 2h ago

I was at Olive Garden, my waiter brought over that thingee. I said just a little bit. Too spicy and I can't eat it. Then, I swear to you, he knocked the whole plate of spaghetti down my shirt and on my lap. That was my Saturday

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u/Xx_Jack_Mehoff_xX 1h ago

That actually makes sense. Women fucking love cheese

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u/hndjbsfrjesus 1h ago

No notes. Absolute_cinema.gif but in a Mr Bean connotation.

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u/PM_ME_UR_HIP_DIMPLES 1h ago

It's like Jomboy but not sports

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u/ArghZombie 2h ago

She's says first you grind some salt onto it and it is just delicious in your mouth and in your belly.

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u/Jesus_of_NASDAQ 2h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/JPAUQVIxCoEKY

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u/Inside-Judgment-725 1h ago

Second time ive seen this in the last 3 minutes

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u/Manymarbles 1h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/g3tW00nfnDPBC

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u/NordsEnjoyer 1h ago

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u/BelowAverageComments 35m ago

Lol is that the dude that translates japanese sayings on Instagram

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u/NordsEnjoyer 28m ago

yes

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u/BelowAverageComments 23m ago

And that's a real picture of him? Glad hes looking healthy lately

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u/NordsEnjoyer 20m ago

no lol, there was a reddit post not too long ago where they had some lady on their show and they were asking her "ok now say it like a villain" and this dude was like O_O in the background

let me see if i can find it

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u/NordsEnjoyer 18m ago

ok here you go: watch it with volume on and then see the comments lol

https://www.reddit.com/r/TikTokCringe/comments/1wibukz/anime_villain/

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u/_J_Herrmann_ 17m ago

is that why John Mulaney likes her?

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u/fauxregard 1h ago

Paleoxenolinguist here. Perfect interpretation, no notes.

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u/TheSimque 1h ago

Only thing I can deduce is last part where she says "sve po meni" which means it was all over me and also you can see yourself as she points that. This was filmed in Serbia on a basketball game.

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u/DahGr81 1h ago

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u/Slumunistmanifisto 1h ago

Why he touch bros cheek tho!?!

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u/Lucky-Mia 1h ago

Who said he touched his cheek with that hand? There's this little thing called "splash zone" and he was in it.

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u/Slumunistmanifisto 50m ago

You remember Gallagher?

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u/MrStickDick 0m ago

Showing your age, my friend. I remember. Pepperidge Farm remembers 😂

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u/coffeeanddurian 1h ago

reminds me of Yvonne Sampson at the cricket

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=274dCiOa1AE

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u/bannermania 1h ago

One of the best moments in Australian cricket

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u/Naive-Present2900 2h ago

The guy will know as he seems keenly interested. The facial expression of this lady though 🫪

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u/LegitimateStudio3702 1h ago

In and out, .2 seconds

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u/Agreeable_Horror_363 1h ago

That guy looks like an oompah loompah compared to her!

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u/Zorcky-2C 1h ago

"The bottle of juice was so hard to open, but it felt so nice to feel the fresh juice going down your throat and reaching your belly"

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u/Cool_Hand_Lute 2h ago

“I totally had him fooled- banged him hard and he fell asleep- while looking for his wallet I found his c*ke stash. This buzz and these tickets are on him!”

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u/MaximumEffort433 2h ago

Just use your imagination, OP.

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u/OwnStudy723 2h ago

something about the government screwing something

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u/immaCommentThis 2h ago

Oi, boy-o! The gøy government is alright.

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u/YvesStIgnoraunt 2h ago

At olive garden they use the best fresh cracked pepper and I went goblin mode and it all ended up on my chest.

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u/CSH1P 2h ago

So I used my new juicer and then when I went to take a drink, it spilled all over me. Right over this area here.

Elaborating here, but I imagine it was sticky as well. Fruit juice usually is.

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u/Anon_Jones 1h ago

I was twisting his dick, right. And then he said, I’m gonna cum all over your boobies. Holy shit, my shirt.

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u/showusyourfupa 1h ago

I was giving him the old two palm hand shandy with a twist, when after only a few seconds he exploded and shot his load all over my chest ...

Or she was talking about a waiter, cracked pepper and spaghetti.

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u/dilldoeorg 2h ago

I unwrap this huge burrito and when I took a huge bite out of it, the sour cream squirted down my shirt. I think there's still some stuck on my bra...

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u/its3ird 1h ago

The moment you realise that's her daughter.

https://giphy.com/gifs/L3QT1L99qG7M6gFRpM

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u/Real-Document-6577 2h ago

“Then when I twisted his cock like that, he couldn’t stand it, and he blew his load all down my tits…it was a real show”

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u/Klaurtraum 2h ago

she’s describing the best burrito she’s ever had

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u/jodaewon 2h ago

Send it to Jomboy

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u/russcastella 1h ago

In 15 minutes, I saved 15% or more on my car insurance.

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u/GameTheory_ 1h ago

I know that other guy said this was in Serbian or whatever but the lips match up well with her saying “I was twisting it, right?” at the beginning. The next line could be “and he said […]” but then I can’t make out anything sensical beyond that.

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u/KingBroad7874 1h ago

It's not Serbian. She's 100% speaking English.

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u/Silent-Ad934 1h ago

I tried my best but her knees are in the way.

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u/HelloImAFox 2h ago

I was twisting the top off the ketchup bottle and tilted it but boom it came all over me.

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u/T567U18 2h ago edited 24m ago

Her thermos lip came of and spilt all over her even though she closed

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u/TurnoverSuperb9023 2h ago

How is this not a hugely popular Reddit repost and repost and repost? Lol.

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u/Aggressive_minivan 2h ago

She took the top off of the pickle jar. Then when she tried to grab one with her teeth the juice fell all over her chest.

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u/UrsineBasterd 50m ago edited 45m ago

Something like "And I was twisting it, right? And he said 'slow it down,' so I [something] and he just came all over me"

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u/Ctrl-Alt-J 13m ago

I got similar "I was literally twisting it right and then [something] and i was just like 'move me'"

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u/Open-Cream2823 2h ago

She was saying 'omg I wish I had sco-go's # I'd totally bang him'

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u/VendettaPenguin 2h ago

The waiter at olive garden was like, do you want some fresh pepper on your salad.

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u/Hamlerhead 1h ago

When you see her work the pepper mill?

Look up the name: Porfirio Rubirosa and Pepper Mill. You won't be disappointed. :O

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u/Puzzleheaded-Gap1759 2h ago

The husband did it

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u/19dadchair73 2h ago

Wondering if she has any scissoring advice

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u/mashjn 2h ago

Guy in front knows 😂😂. He even turn his head to the back of the crowd just to make sure they did not catch him. He really wanted to see the girl who talks

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u/Gurthy_Lengthiness 1h ago

Jomboy where tf you at

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u/Shigney 1h ago

Subs back

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u/Grand_Function_2855 1h ago

She appears to be telling her friend a risqué story.

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u/Bignadwon 1h ago

U/sco-go would never get the two hand turbo jam!

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u/sandstone-oli 1h ago

yup they got the camera fixed on ho 18

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u/natopoppins 1h ago

Anyone know her? Asking for a friend

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u/HawkHarder 1h ago

"it was so big I used both hands like this and gave the best head of my life. Then he busted all down my throat and it leaked out my mouth and down my breasts, so hot!"

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u/LatinWarlock13 1h ago

She said she gave it the good ol' two handed twist and that did the job. She then proceeds to show where it all landed.

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u/AdnanBoi 2h ago

i could guess...

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u/Interesting-Dream863 2h ago

The last part is pretty clear. The first not so much. "All over me"

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u/which_way_is_north 1h ago

Pretty sure the last words are cum over me

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u/OtherwiseLuck888 2h ago

She's hot

That's all the reading u need

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u/anorris-1 2h ago

I was trying to open the salsa jar, then I got it all over my boobs.

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u/xkilojet 1h ago

We need jomboy ASAP!

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u/MineNowBotBoy 1h ago

They’re talking about possibly shutting you down because they think you may be malfunctioning, though the smaller one is a bit concerned since it hasn’t been done before and they’re worried what you might think about it.

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u/Necromancer-J 1h ago

He used fresh cracked salt and pepper on the brisket and the succulent flavor was amazing(notices and fixes top which was getting gentle breeze)

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u/Elegant_Brick_622 1h ago

"Don't stroke my mousehair!"

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u/j_rooker 1h ago

i'm sensing a lauren bobert theater vibe

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u/Councillor_Les_Wynan 41m ago

"And they were roommates.."

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u/ididntsignupbychoice 41m ago

He was packing heat, unloaded on her chest and it was so hot. That's the gist of it.

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u/Azerafael 37m ago

I'm guessing they're not talking about her latest tax filings.

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u/tishimself1107 36m ago

That seems a bitbsexual anyway

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u/must_eye 34m ago

Something something something. Cum all over my tits.

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u/BigMack6911 30m ago

She said, I did a double hand twist and just like that he exploded all over my tits and it went down my blouse.

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u/BrandoNelly 1h ago

Something about “i was holding his dick, okay. And then his dick…(can’t figure it out)…and then his cum all over me” somethig to that effect

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u/DimensionHat1675 2h ago

The last words are "cum all over me".

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u/Icewind 1h ago

Semi-related, but the implications here are kinda creepy that having a conversation that no one can hear will still be broadcast all over the world.

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u/HotelOne 40m ago

I’ll help. They appear to be relaxed and in a good mood:

Girl 1: "I've been dynamic. I've crawled up walls. I've stretched my carcass until it's screaming!"

Girl 2: "There's a name for that, Sylvia, but it isn't 'dynamic.' And it isn't used in high society... outside of a kennel."

That’s the best I can do without hearing their accents, cadence, etc.

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u/Vegetable-Debate-263 2h ago

She's talking about how much she loves you.

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u/phijef 2h ago

Stop being creepy