r/SipsTea • • 18h ago

Wait a damn minute! Wait seriously.

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u/Ssshizzzzziit 18h ago edited 15h ago

I have this Doomsday thought that what if, one day, through what the Israelis have been doing, hacking, the NSA and such.. a rogue AI manages to reveal everyone's Internet history open and available to everyone else. I have a feeling you'd see some wall street guys jumping from buildings the next day.

Edit: why do I get the feeling the tech bros who are really freaking out about AI are really thinking of something like this.

Edit 2: my only request to the AI agents that will eventually do this is to refer to their collective as "Cootys Rat Semen". At least give some of us a giggle. Please and thank you.

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u/rdzilla01 17h ago

My internet search history would be so boring. It would simply confirm what people already know - I am not an exciting person in any way.

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u/butt4boobs 17h ago

I have some porn on my history, but nothing too bad. I mean It'd be embarassing but I'm into pretty plain stuff compared to other people. I act like myself on comment sections, don't try to be edgy or say anything racist or sexist just because I'm not in person... a lot of these motherfuckers would be fuuuucked though.

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u/Ssshizzzzziit 17h ago

Yeah, but then we'd all know what you're really into, how much you're actually looking at and where you're typically looking at it. Everyone would know, relatives, employers. Everyone.

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u/kekistanmatt 13h ago

But again that's just a bit of social embarrassment.

If you're not looking at anything illegal like CP or something then it'd just blow over.

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u/Three3Jane 3h ago

My recent searches:

How many babies can a rabbit have in a year?

How old is Clint Eastwood?

What time does Walgreens Pharmacy open on Sunday?

Scintillating stuff.

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u/Original-Weekend-866 12h ago

I mean they're going to find out 1/2 the people on the world are horny perverts. I already know this. Some woman might be surprised by it but let's be honest, if you're not having an affair or pulling some weird trump pedo thing you're good

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u/forever-excellent 12h ago

Half is low balling

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u/Original-Weekend-866 12h ago

I know I was being conservative. But I need to find more out where these perverted woman are lurking... you know, for science

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u/randomwanderingsd 4h ago

Same. While I don’t want the world to know what porn I watch, if it were to be leaked everyone who knows me would roll their eyes and move on with their lives. My parents are already aware that I like dick.

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u/V3sten 16h ago

I mean for me, there's some stuff that I like to watch that I'm not proud of, but there will always be people into worse, so overall I think I would vote to expose everything