r/SipsTea • • 18h ago

Wait a damn minute! Wait seriously.

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u/Ssshizzzzziit 18h ago edited 15h ago

I have this Doomsday thought that what if, one day, through what the Israelis have been doing, hacking, the NSA and such.. a rogue AI manages to reveal everyone's Internet history open and available to everyone else. I have a feeling you'd see some wall street guys jumping from buildings the next day.

Edit: why do I get the feeling the tech bros who are really freaking out about AI are really thinking of something like this.

Edit 2: my only request to the AI agents that will eventually do this is to refer to their collective as "Cootys Rat Semen". At least give some of us a giggle. Please and thank you.

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u/rdzilla01 17h ago

My internet search history would be so boring. It would simply confirm what people already know - I am not an exciting person in any way.

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u/Hacklefellar 17h ago

But.. But.. What if people ever find out we've all been watching the porn?? 

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u/Marius2385I 17h ago

The problem is... why this guy spend 5 minutes on porn and 8 hours on bicycles, cat foods and cat toys?

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u/Small_Green_Octopus 17h ago

Because you jerk off to bikes and cat toys obviously. You watch porn for the stories

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u/FrighteningJibber 17h ago

Now I'm going to watch Pirates without the sex scenes