r/SipsTea • • 10d ago

SMH We all know what this mean

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u/haney1981 10d ago

The Pacific side has had 3 category 5 hurricanes so they are picking up the slack.

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u/Maethor_derien 10d ago edited 10d ago

Yeah, it is just because of the major el nino, it is literally the biggest in recent record, you have to go back to like the 1800's to see one that big and we have no real storm data from back then.

It is expected to cause massive droughts over in the EU and china as well as dumping tons of water on the southwest which we really need to hopefully fill up lake mead but probably still won't be enough.

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u/Xav_NZ 10d ago

literally the biggest in recent record

Possibly the strongest ever even according to my friend that works for NIWA (NZ equivalent of NOAA) ,and anything prior to 1900 would have had nowhere near the ambient SST's we have today this is very much unprecedented and my friend has now told me (many times) that there are no analogues to look back to to know what impacts to expect in the coming months.

In other words.

https://giphy.com/gifs/2Z3lgZOhISkYU

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u/HandToDikCombat 10d ago

Y'all worry too much. We got this. We'll get the arch built, rename the Pacific to the American Ocean, and your lil baby twister, it's just going to be gone. Amazing how it works, really, it's just the best.

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u/Senior_Torte519 9d ago

There are no storms. -Brought to you by the Party of the Storm Wizard.

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u/Charlo0oki 9d ago

Just use a sharpie and make the storms go elsewhere.

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u/No_Boot1478 9d ago edited 5h ago

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Vanish depend orange cause ring teeny

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u/iforgotiwasonreddit 9d ago

Our anti-christ must be broken

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u/BatorBear1970 9d ago

It's on backorder from Temu and also stuck in customs at the Straight of Whoremuse.

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u/patdashuri 9d ago

We have anti christ at home.
https://giphy.com/gifs/n7Y00CYrdpU6aXPlTK

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u/Positive-Strategy-68 9d ago

Reminds me too much of peyton Ruddy

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u/Defiant-Shape-6635 8d ago

So you dislike a guy so much he's the antichrist t also anyone who doesn't froth at the mouth because of his mention is a cultist?

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u/Khailward 5d ago

Quite literally declared AN antichrist by the preeminent Christian faith.

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u/Comprehensive-Mix952 9d ago

I had to show images of that to one of my interns this week. To think that young people have grown up with so much wacky shit from tfg that stuff like "correcting" a NOAA map on national television doesn't even register is scary.

Edit: typos

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u/A_Robit_Brain 9d ago

What if we pour bleach into the storms?

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u/DidAndWillDoThings 9d ago

Have we considered using our big, beautiful nukes?

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u/Spinxy88 9d ago

I've already blanked it from my mind but this is the second comment I've seen today where someone said something about him that sounded too unreal to be true... then it was.

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u/Defiant-Shape-6635 8d ago

That is what all the weathermen learn in meteorology.

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u/Cold-Brother9302 9d ago

And if there IS a storm, Biden did it with the weather machine. Or maybe Obama. No way to tell.

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u/droppinPee 9d ago

“They said it couldn’t happen, but we got rid of hurricanes in the gulf. New Orleans couldn’t believe it, they cried happy tears and said thank you Mr president.”

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u/raven00x 9d ago

would you say he's the best wizard? perhaps a grand wizard?

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u/Bradparsley25 9d ago

If we shut down the radars and weather balloons there won’t be any storms…

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u/Senior_Torte519 9d ago

bit windy and rainy today....

Just weather

https://giphy.com/gifs/13r7Nnon5WofnO

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u/KKK_Abortion_Clinic 6d ago

After all, nothing bad can happen! It can only GOOD, happen! as I always say

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u/alghiorso 9d ago

We can just drink our piss. Haven't you seen water world?

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u/willscuba4food 9d ago

Thought that was Dune.

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u/lightning_pt 9d ago

President djt will just nuke el nino

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u/Amazing-Insect442 9d ago

Lemme get my sharpies out. We can fix it.

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u/Maktub_1754 9d ago

Just need a sharpie! No worries.

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u/patdashuri 9d ago

“And by spring it’ll just kinda disappear, like a miracle”

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u/bumrocky 9d ago

Don't forget to rename the Atlantic "Democra-Sea"

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u/virtuouswraith 9d ago

And we’ll name the Atlantic American Ocean 2

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u/CharismaticAlbino 8d ago

Pretty sure they're just gonna nuke it out of existence, I mean, with a name like El Niño?

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u/HandToDikCombat 7d ago

We're literally going to deport the warming.

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u/NeedingNew 8d ago

the best arc ever. some definatly say. "thats the greatest arc ever".

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u/Pristine_Sherbert_22 8d ago

You’re right. Trump proved we can just change the data with a sharpie. Why didn’t we think of that before!!!

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u/Form_Some 7d ago

Uncanny!

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u/SpaceComm4nder 6d ago

Now that Jezuz brought us Glorious Pwesident Twump, he will just use Nukes to stop any big storms.

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u/Puzzleheaded_Baby_53 5d ago

We already have an Ark here in Kentucky. Y’all need to pick up the pace.

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u/vVSidewinderVv 5d ago

You mean we aren't going to nuke the hurricanes?!

https://giphy.com/gifs/6vVndFK92zRG8Q7CPF

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u/Blonde_arrbuckle 9d ago

Thank you for your attention.

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u/HandToDikCombat 9d ago

You couldn't have picked a less funny jab.

We had low hanging fruit and you still picked one up off the ground.

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u/fdolce 9d ago

Has anyone seen a FEMA coat it any of the disaster sites? Amazing to me no one is talking about lack of aid or even maybe the Pres. touring these sites to make a showing

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u/brutalitopz420 9d ago

You’ve got my vote, HandToDikCombat.

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u/Much-Broccoli4189 9d ago

The platinum dome is on the way and it’ll give us 72-82 daily all across the United States of Trump

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u/Florgio 9d ago

This guy gets America.