Perhaps you haven't been paying attention to the typhoons that have been hitting Hawaii this year, including one that's bearing down on them right now.
Hawaii rarely gets hit with typhoons.
In case you also didn't know this, a typhoon and a hurricane are the same thing.
It's obvious he stole the democrat weather machines along with the Jewish space lasers and is using them to remove hurricanes, there is no other explanation.
The next small hurricane comes and we will get this from plumpy donald. “We will call it ‘Hurricane America’ and itll be the biggest hurricane in history and believe me, nobody know hurricanes like I do. Oh itll be the most devastating. Look. I have really important people, hundreds of them.. maybe even thousands of the smartest people all talking about it. Its really something.”
And if there is one he'll just get out his magic sharpie and direct it away from the United States and back out to sea, which is also now named the Trump America Ocean.
Clearly renaming the Gulf has scared all the hurricanes from coming our way. I would, in all seriousness, not put it past him to direct NOAA (or whomever gets to name storms) to only give them weak names in the belief it will deter them.
“Oh look, Sleepy Joe Biden hurricane is weakening the the Atlantic, another win for Trump!”
It's because Democrats control the weather and now that King Trump has ended the tyrannical reign of those evil DUMB-o-crats we have safer shores and clear skies
There are people who believe the democrats weather mod storms using local doppler radar. Individuals began to vandalize them, like they were flock cameras or something, lolol....sad but true.
One hurricane that hit a red state, can't remember when but recent. I also read some dumb shits blaming democrats for a flash flood that killed a group of campers in Texas. how fucking stupid can these people be?
Remember when he had to move an I coming hurricane with his sharpie? I guess this year he can claim that the burning coal and climate change are good because we've been able to end the scourge of hurricanes
In all seriousness, I wouldn’t be surprised if he takes credit for it.
CLimATe cHaNGe iS a GooD ThING!!!!!
In all seriousness, this is a common theme of denier's arguments. I remember Rush Limbaugh talking in 1990-something, saying "If humans can change the temperatures, we should stop those -10 degree days in Wisconsin".
Actually trump pulled US out of the population control treaty. We no longer allow to use foreign national disasters to keep the population down. We had to come up with another way. The numbers suggested they create ICE. We would still have casualties but it would be much less then say category 3 or 4 hurricanes coming in. Once u see the bigger game that’s being played. Everything else is blah. Two party government they aren’t going to help went the power doesn’t come back on. You really think that they don’t have a contingency plan. What do you think of them down mountain bases are for. They are just going to let humans be humans. They just creep back into the dark cracks of the Earth and we will kill each other up here on the surface then we’ll send up the cleanup crew. We r on the seventh cycle. What’s crazy is that the ones for us were smarter yet we somehow pick up the rubble and they ruined. I still make something new of it so it’s not as smart as the ones before us but so incredibly impressive.
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u/LF25047 10d ago
Trump banned all hurricanes from American shores. If they try to make landfall he deports them. No foreigners of any kind.
In all seriousness, I wouldn’t be surprised if he takes credit for it. 😆