r/PoursTea • • 26d ago

Not My Cup Of Tea❗️ Trump Fiction

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u/Solana54 26d ago

First it I was in Jersey City and the Arabs were cheering, now it’s I went down to Ground Zero. You can’t be in Jersey City and Manhattan at the same time. Pick a lie and stick to it already

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u/sweatboxy 26d ago

Why? Trumpers believe every word he says no matter how blatantly obvious the lie. Trump is simultaneously the greatest victor and the biggest victim.

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u/InsomniaDudeToo 26d ago

Right? He campaigned repeatedly on the word “affordability”, and now that his policies are terrible all of the sudden that word is a Liberal hoax…

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u/Twudie 26d ago

And the ranchers that are bending over to take it raw from the foreign beef are all, "Mr.President, I don't understand your methods."

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u/[deleted] 26d ago

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u/Solana54 26d ago

Hahahahaha

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u/Ohkaz42069 26d ago

I wish he went down there the day after. Nearly everyone who was there the day after has died or is living with cancer. One of this administration's first moves, through DOGE, was to dismantle the fund congress authorized to compensate and provide free health care for the folks that were affected.

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u/Working-Holiday420 26d ago

He also does stolen valor repeatedly. Especially when he implies he served by showing his picture from when he got sent to a military reform school.

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u/Little-Resolution-82 26d ago

He just uses ai to put himself in full uniform and post it online now

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u/Tall_Trifle_4983 26d ago edited 26d ago

No the uniform was for a school for troubled kids he was forced to go attend by the his parents after he attacked a teacher at the private high school Trump was attendtion.

They had them marching and drilling strutting around in pseudo-military uniforms .

Trump was an emotionally disturbed kid but the school really had nothing to do with the real miliiatry.

At age 13, Donald Trump’s father, Fred Trump, sent him to the New York Military Academy (NYMA), a private boarding school in upstate New York having nothing to do with the military; just promising more control and strict atmosphere.

Trump had been getting into trouble at his previous private school, and he was caught carrying a switchblade and was bullying other kids and attacking teachers.

NYMA used military-style uniforms, ranks, drills, inspections, and a strict daily schedule.

It was a private school, but not in any way a. real a branch of the U.S. military, and students were cadets, not soldiers. It was for spoiled troubled kinds from rich families.

Trump attended from 1959 to 1964 and eventually became a senior cadet leader -- you either moved forward or leaved so there was no other choice..

The main disagreement concerns how Trump behaved as a cadet leader.

One former cadet, Thomas D. Jones, recalled Trump as aggressive and said Trump had been involved in confrontations with other cadets. Jones also described an incident involving Trump's discipline of younger cadets.

One important disputed incident

The article in the Washington Post discusses an incident involving hazing. Some former cadets said Trump was involved in or responsible for harsh treatment of younger cadets.

One example: From Trump's roommate Ted Levine, who said Trump became physically aggressive during arguments like one over a poorly made bed and Trump tried to push him thru a second-floor window. Two cadets reportedly had to intervene to save Levine's life. Levine was about a foot shorter than Trump but it did not deter Trump from trying to force out out the window.

The distinction is important because attending NYMA was not any form of military service. Trump later received repeated draft deferments during the Vietnam War and did not serve in the U.S. military due to a doctor's note and the. lastest of bone spurs..

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u/chiclets5 23d ago

I was just going to say this, thank you. It's no longer I was a cadet in military school, now it's I'm a general and I belong standing right next to MacArthur

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u/epicredditdude1 26d ago

Actual TDS is believing the shit that comes out of Trump’s mouth. 

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u/complexdevoid 26d ago

He is going to create jobs. Very specific ones. Psychological will have sections of people specializing in tds. History professors will study the time lines and repercussions. Economics and stasticians will glory on the amount of data available to them. Lawyers and professors will fight for centuries over the legality of what is happening now. And everyone still ask how did this happen? So yeah he has his legacy it just won't look the way he envisioned.

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u/Nowa_Warning2328 26d ago edited 26d ago

Waiting for the AI clip of him in an FDNY uniform carrying a person out of the building.

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u/happyhippy1019 26d ago

🤣 right?

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u/ifiwereonlylesshandy 26d ago

Trump and altruism are mutually exclusive.

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u/Aggravating-Bug121 26d ago

He's been telling people that he's a businessman, that he knows how to run hotels and casinos, and can sell you anything, then tells every interviewer that he's a billionaire worth 10 billionaire dollars. I can't get over the fact that he scammed the IRS of taxes he owed.

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u/AnimeChica3306 26d ago

This bothers me the most pre - presidential win. How stupid is the IRS. They go after small hardworking upper middle class people who a lot of the time are innocent but cant go after the big fish that would give them millions of missing money.

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u/big_pp_man420 26d ago

They dont have the funds to go after the big fish.

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u/hugoriffic 26d ago

Video shows Trump near Ground Zero giving interviews, not clearing rubble or helping with recovery.

He later claimed he had 100+ men working there and personally helped clear debris, but fact-checkers found no evidence supporting those claims. A retired FDNY battalion chief who was there said he had no knowledge of Trump or his employees being at the site.

Trump was near Ground Zero. There’s no documented evidence that he participated in the rescue or recovery effort.

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u/Lorddoctorjava 26d ago

I wish donald the pedophile did go down to ground zero on 9/11.. at least we wouldn't be dealing with him now...

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u/Salty_Penalty3119 26d ago

He’s an idiot

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u/AdorableStrawberry93 24d ago

That's what I've been saying for years!!

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u/LocalInactivist 26d ago

Trump showed up at ground zero a week later. He sat in his limo doing an interview with German television.

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u/ManReay 26d ago

Not an ounce of shame in this man.

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u/sam56778 26d ago

And yet he wonders why he was snubbed for the 25th anniversary of 9/11. All he wants to do is turn the remembrance of the victims into a political circus of self aggrandizement. What a pathetic loser.

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u/LayneLowe 26d ago

Has Trump ever done any physical labor in his entire life?

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u/Dapper_Dude69 26d ago

Donald Trump rapes children. 

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u/Tactical_Hotdog 26d ago

"enter of New York..."

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u/happyhippy1019 26d ago

He's a real piece of work

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u/jakeor94eqi 26d ago

Wow, I had no idea that the claim that his building was the tallest after the towers fell was also bullshit. Although it makes sense given his track record

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u/Lighthouse_on_Mars 26d ago

He was in a plane with a bunch of models, running away from NYC in case there were more attacks!

This British model told the story on the talk show not too long ago! She was living in a model house in New York at the time and they were all trying to get out of the city.

She ended up not making it on the plane because she was a POC apparently. Later she was glad as she heard the girls were pressured? I forgot the whole story.

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u/ItaJohnson 26d ago

Trump working “long and hard”?  I suspect that could only be said truthfully if he was on Epstein island.

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u/New-North-2282 26d ago

Trump has never worked hard in his life

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u/Special_South_8561 26d ago

He never lied, he was just too stupid to know the difference.

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u/Leights68 26d ago

Disgusting!

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u/Katydid829 26d ago

Like his birther lie regarding Obama. His entire persona is a house of cards getting ready to topple, ergo his recent mental state.

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u/Moon-Monkey6969 26d ago

🤥 his nose is so big! Like no one has ever seen. His pants have been on fire 🔥 like no other president. Shameful 🤦🏽

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u/Competitive_Rip3704 26d ago

but didnt humans vote for this guy? … not once but twice??😂😭

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u/Sea_Sundae5901 26d ago

More of the same with this liar! People have to learn to ignore individuals such as him!

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u/fafafooeyb 26d ago

Everything below 42nd street was closed off. People who lived in the area couldn't even get back to their apartments. Any random people just wandering around down there was just going to disrupt 1st responders.

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u/Sophiedenormandie 26d ago

Something he never has been - long and hard.

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u/Tactrix1 26d ago

Trump wouldn't know how to tell the truth if it was tattooed on his orange forehead.

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u/Pypsy143 26d ago

Now he’s claiming he was in the rubble and two firefighters pulled him out.

There is no low that is too low for this abomination.

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u/1970SS396 But, on the other hand, 25d ago

As president he signed long-sought legislation to permanently fund compensation for 9/11 first responders, a concrete act of assistance decades later.