r/MonitorLizards • u/jus_drein_jus_daun_ • 13h ago
Today he hates: This cardboard rearview mirror hanger thing
It reads, "Less catcalls, more cats". I forgot I even owned it 🤷🏻♀️ it's non-scented btw, just a hunk of cardboard lol
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u/AdministrationDry507 12h ago
I will never get tired of these little updates on his latest beef
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u/ass_smacktivist V. salvator 10h ago
As far as I can tell it things that sound crinkly, so maybe they sound like insect wings to him. And things that look like worms, small worms or very small snakes, e.g., paracord.
It’s adorable to think of him being so irate at all these inanimate objects though 🤣
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u/jus_drein_jus_daun_ 8h ago
Yeah, I agree with this 💯
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u/ass_smacktivist V. salvator 8h ago
It just goes to show how important the #1 rule of taking care of any monitor lizard is when it comes to not getting bit.
“Don’t be food.”
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u/darkmatterhunter 13h ago
I think we need a score for hate measured by how much air he gets while hating and the visibility of his underside. I give this a 6. It might have been the hair tie that nearly got a death roll, that could be a 10.
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u/jus_drein_jus_daun_ 12h ago
Yeah, he was fairly mild with this one lol
I'd also give the puppy chew toy bracelet a 10 😂
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u/Sensitive_Scholar_17 9h ago
A hatred score is a good idea. The hair tie was intense, but I think remember him death rolling right off of a side table for something. Poor guy just has a lot of hatred in his heart.
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u/Sensitive_Scholar_17 9h ago
Sweet boy. Fun fact, in the wild they eat cardboard rearview mirror hanger things. He was just making sure that it was good and dead.
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u/Ambitious-Rice-9080 13h ago
I love these videos. They make me smile.