r/LeopardsAteMyFarm • • 6h ago

so MAGA farmers chased off immigrant farmworkers because Trump said they were taking American jobs, now they can’t find anyone to pick their crops. Funny how the pick-yourselves-up-by-the-bootstraps crowd suddenly needs someone else to do the work

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u/beefncheddar1 5h ago

They’ll just incarcerate more African Americans and use the prisoners as farm labor.

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u/PowerDump_69 5h ago

Let's see how motivated the prisoners are to make every possible bushel by the pound the way migrant workers were, and how many are available, the farmers are fucked and they did it to themselves.

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u/flip69 5h ago

Correction they did it to the entire nation.
We’re all in this lifeboat together and what they and every other red hat has done is done to us all.

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u/Soggy-Beach1403 4h ago

To the entire world. In the long run, third-world nations will have massive starvation and hunger. Republican voters will masturbate to images of that and continue to support the GOP.

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u/flip69 1h ago

Anyone that does that lacks empathy for their fellow human being.. that’s how atrocities happen.

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u/yellowcloak 18m ago

One slight thing Trump has done kinda...sorta...right was to open up more food imports. If my office labor has to compete with foreign workers, why can't a cowboy's?

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u/Waiting4Reccession 2h ago

Will be another bailout coming especially with elections on the horizon.

These guys should be losijg their farms and we should have nationalized farms decades ago instead of nonstop bailouts and subsidies. Probably cheaper by now.

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u/Comet_Cowboys 5h ago

This is how we got diahrea lettuce.

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u/Mastiiffmom 4h ago

That came from GOP regulation slashing. It used to be a requirement to provide Satellite portable toilets and wash stations for farm workers. Not anymore. Just shit on the lettuce & don’t bother washing your hands. We’re good.

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u/MsMarvelsProstate 54m ago

Nah that doesn't get people sick to this scale. Regulations were relaxed so far that farms are watering crops with water that just barely doesn't qualify as sewage water.

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u/sparklynugz 5h ago

where do you think anybody out there shits?

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u/VegetableMethod624 2h ago

Back in the day…right there in the field.

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u/MistakesTasteGreat 4h ago

If we want to eat their lettuce

The bowels is where they'll get us

Diarrhea. Diarrhea.

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u/CaptainDildobrain 1h ago

"That just sounds like slavery with extra steps!"

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u/Successful-Doubt5478 26m ago

First you will pay through your nose for food.. Some of you will starve.

Some farmers will go bankrupt and give away their land.

I am guessing the slave labour shows up when the new landowners are set up.

I hear Vance invested in one of those companies a year or so ago.