r/Images • u/ClitorisDickorisDock • Sep 02 '26

Random This tat goes hard!

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2.9k Upvotes

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u/Bananafoofoofwee Sep 03 '26

Username is fire.

2

u/3PCcombo91 Sep 04 '26

Yup! Name checks out! This guy FISTS

30

u/uselesshandyman Sep 02 '26

Sitting on your hand and taking care of business takes an interesting turn.

1

u/Yeoshua82 Sep 04 '26

Is that a threesome or is it cheating?

0

u/Kyubik9 Sep 02 '26

It’s a left hand, chill.

2

u/Alarmed_Outcome3749 Sep 03 '26

Left handed people exist bro 😭

0

u/Kyubik9 Sep 03 '26

Statistic says 4 out of 5 left handed guys, still use right hand.

2

u/ObscureOP Sep 03 '26

I'm right handed, and i use my left

1

u/Alarmed_Outcome3749 Sep 03 '26

Not this lefty and I doubt that's accurate

1

u/Reave1905 Sep 03 '26

I have no idea is this is true or not, but what situation were you in where you needed to look up statistics about which hand guys use to get themselves off to be able to have this tidbit readily available?

1

u/AppointmentCool6915 28d ago

I’m ambidixtrous

1

u/Delicious_Star_4232 Sep 03 '26

I'm right handed but I'm also "left handed"

Feels better.

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u/Kyubik9 Sep 03 '26

Ambidextrous people exist

1

u/Delicious_Star_4232 Sep 03 '26

So I'll just spell the joke out:

I said "left handed" like that because I absolutely crank it with my left hand even though I'm right handed 💦💦💦

I'm ambiDICKStrous

I cant write or do anything else significant with my left hand,

Does it make sense now?

0

u/Kyubik9 Sep 03 '26

I got it the first time! 😂 but thanks, i apprecipitate the follow up.

1

u/KingSpork Sep 03 '26

Not very adventurous I see.

6

u/fantoman Sep 03 '26

GUMMM GUMMM WACKOFF!!!!

1

u/GoPolishYourCrocs Sep 04 '26

I laughed entirely to hard at this

1

u/Hungry_Initiative933 16d ago

You beat me to it

4

u/401LocalsOnly Sep 04 '26

My opinion doesn’t mean much, but that literally the coolest idea for a forearm tattoo I’ve ever seen.

3

u/020600 Sep 03 '26

That's ONE hell of a PIECE.

3

u/Embarrassed-Wave-748 Sep 03 '26

Something tells me this isnt real

2

u/401LocalsOnly Sep 04 '26

What are we looking at here that makes it look fake? (Not giving you a hard time, genuinely asking )

2

u/cafard666999 Sep 02 '26

Jusqu'à la branlette

3

u/supernova2368 Sep 02 '26

Gum gum cum! 😫

2

u/KongKvernhaug Sep 04 '26

If you are 14

4

u/AaronTheElite007 Sep 02 '26

GUUUMMM A GUUUUMMMMMMM!

1

u/ScienceForge319 Sep 03 '26

Mum muuuuuuuum!

1

u/Odd_Masterpiece_835 Sep 02 '26

Best case use scenario.

1

u/Mauro133w Sep 03 '26

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The gum gum beat off 3,000

1

u/GroundbreakingAd8310 Sep 03 '26

Love this one. Soneone did a Mario one year back. Drove me crazy cause ots the wronf damn hand

1

u/Sorry_Relief9496 Sep 03 '26

Dope fr 🤜🤛

1

u/Sufficient_Two_5753 Sep 03 '26

He took a bite of gum gum, obviously.

1

u/Optimal_Whiner Sep 03 '26

"goes hard" "drip"... its all nerd lingo now lol

Anyway, I both love and hate this at the same time.

1

u/the-coinflow Sep 04 '26

I’d never left hand toss again.

1

u/Oh_Lawd_He_commin420 Sep 04 '26

Now it's that guy's hand though..... especially when you're jerking it with that hand

1

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u/DFQreactions Sep 04 '26

Gum Gum C*m C*m! lol...i'm so sorry!

1

u/Ok-Dare-8414 Sep 04 '26

So... Do you wipe with that hand??

1

u/Due-Length-1688 Sep 04 '26

Imagine marking yourself for life with something that silly.

1

u/Far-Obligation-3478 Sep 04 '26

best tattoo ever

1

u/waltharius2 Sep 04 '26

Until you beat your meat....

1

u/Bustybunni2 Sep 04 '26

All fun and games till he goes to jerk off 😂

1

u/shift124 Sep 04 '26

Does luffy pull or tickle?

1

u/Free-Succotash-9488 29d ago

That's my jerking hand

1

u/bryson-iz-daKing Sep 03 '26

best tat ive seen for while love it !

1

u/ScienceForge319 Sep 03 '26

Thats that go medium in your 30s.

1

u/jdoggg247 Sep 03 '26

Must be great when you’re jerking off

1

u/blamacanese01 Sep 03 '26

That’s FANTASTIC!!

1

u/JumpAccurate6637 Sep 03 '26

Top anime tat I've ever seen. They are usually so bad and that one is so good.

1

u/supahotfiiire Sep 03 '26

Dayum. Thatsssss sick

1

u/Reversed_PandaRick Sep 03 '26

Damn, that looks awesome!