r/FiftyFifty • u/[deleted] • Jul 21 '25

[50/50] A Pastry With Strawberry Jam In The Middle [SFW] | A Leg With A Deep Wound [NSFW] NSFW Spoiler

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u/Fer-225 Jul 22 '25

'Tis but a deep scratch

6

u/stellarstelated Sep 03 '25

HOLY CRAP A MPATHG FAN SPOTTED IN THE WILD?!?!?!??!

40

u/andynu2 Jul 22 '25

That looked just like my knee after I cut it with a chainsaw.

14

u/[deleted] Jul 22 '25

Hope you get better 🤞

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u/andynu2 Jul 22 '25

Thanks! It was 30 years ago.

10

u/IdrcAbtMyName-_- Jul 23 '25

LMAOOOO

But did you get better 🤨🤣🤣

4

u/Gloomy-Subject-2984 Jul 26 '25

Looks like my knee from a few years ago when I fell on a unstappled stapple

17

u/Gamerbroz227 Jul 22 '25

I knew what it was but still clicked

7

u/CrystaIiteDreams Jul 26 '25

Unironically curiosity gets the better of me and I always click no matter what, sometimes I regret it, sometimes I don’t, gore doesn’t disturb me really

3

u/Only-One-7812 Jul 27 '25

Same, I’m kinda forcing myself to get used to it to. I might become emt

3

u/fuel_my_addiction Sep 17 '25

I mean if you don’t mind being covered in shit, dealing with insane people, and stupidity then go ahead

3

u/KayKayKando Aug 07 '25

heh........ just a look in my dark and twisted edgelord mind....... you normies wouldnt get it.

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u/[deleted] Jul 22 '25

Wow. That looks tasty!

5

u/Baccoony Jul 22 '25

Just a scratch

3

u/F_2the_UCKFACE Jul 22 '25

That looks 😎 Bad to the bone. do Do do Do do

5

u/Revolutionary-Cow700 Jul 23 '25

juicy

3

u/[deleted] Jul 23 '25

Nice and warm

6

u/Soupbell1 Jul 27 '25

You kneed to get medical attention!!

3

u/N0_70u Jul 24 '25

This is probably one of the more tame ones I've seen in the sub reddit

4

u/Mika69ezy Aug 05 '25

Nothing a band-aid can't fix.

3

u/[deleted] Aug 05 '25

Yeah put some dirt on it and get back out there

2

u/No-Philosophy-6280 Oct 26 '25

Nah, nothing that an icepack can't fix according to my school nurse license

3

u/Hokenlord Jul 23 '25

That looks comfortable

3

u/[deleted] Jul 23 '25

Yep

2

u/doomsdaymelody Jul 25 '25

Honestly not that bad, I've had much worse.

2

u/[deleted] Aug 01 '25

isnt even that bad

2

u/BraveSoldier7575 Aug 03 '25

Oh that looks nasty🥲

2

u/Wandering_Gypsy_ Aug 09 '25

I use to be an adventure until...

2

u/mike-2129 Jul 22 '25

I wouldn't eat that pastry. It has hair on it. Gross ass bakery

1

u/I_AmBetterThanY0u Aug 24 '25

That feeling when knee surgery is tomorrow.

1

u/RomaNoKoneko Aug 26 '25

Worst part of this is feeling your muscle or whatever twitch wierdly while bending or just walking

1

u/GeorgeGlassss Aug 28 '25

Merely a flesh wound! ☝️

1

u/Disastrous-Figure596 Sep 01 '25

both yummy options ^^

1

u/Vixie-pixie Sep 07 '25

Well, that looks like it hurts!

1

u/PianoVase Sep 14 '25

it's not that deep, just put a ice bag in it

1

u/Steviedaqueen07 Oct 04 '25

Are we sure it’s not the strawberry jam in the middle is some pastry shaped like a leg

1

u/Dry_Economist8123 Nov 01 '25

Had something like this but on my arm

1

u/dollshinee Nov 03 '25

The human body is just wild. Hope it heals nicely.

1

u/AdWhole2723 Nov 10 '25

I could tank that

1

u/wicked-macaroni Jan 12 '26

That feeling when you hit your knee on a sharp corner

0

u/Funklab2069 Jul 22 '25

Kinda looks like Jeffrey Epstein, who was friends with Donald Trump who fucks children

1

u/TheBlackF0X Jul 22 '25

Look at that cream! I wonder how long that took to bake?

3

u/[deleted] Jul 22 '25

2 hours