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STAN / ANTI SHIELD Singer Olivia O'Brien says Pete Davidson is an “absolute joke of a human being”: “i was dating him in 2020 and found out we were no longer together by seeing on snapchat daily mail that he went public with a more famous woman”

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u/iwanttoforkmyself 5h ago

If Pete Davidson was a woman, he'd be labeled as the woman who fucked his way up to the top. He just gets a pass because he's a male. It's one of their privileges.

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u/musubi-n-speedballs we have lost the impact of shame in our society 5h ago

Whose memory he fully cashed in for the Saudis just recently. 🥰  He's such trash. 

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u/iDTVADDICT 4h ago edited 4h ago

I went to one of his shows last year because my friend had tickets and it was so terrible that I fell asleep, but I do remember he made a horrible joke about his dad burning alive and then cracked up at his own joke.

I find it weird when I see him in interviews or around 9/11 talking fondly of his dad while looking melancholy because he frequently uses him as a punch line to vile jokes.
I know he’s a comedian, but I still believe it’s disrespectful AF.

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u/Amaline4 3h ago

y i k e s

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u/Spiritual_Option4465 3h ago

Wow I had no idea. That is vile.

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u/Morialkar call me gal gadot cuz idk how to act rn 2h ago

Like making jokes about the concept of « losing his dad in 911 » is one thing, and I can support that but actually making jokes about his dad ewww

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u/expensivesoup325 George Clooney has a fuck ass bob 2h ago

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u/velvetblue929 3h ago

Damn, he's really fucked up by it.

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u/No-Hall-3485 DC is Hollywood for ugly people 5h ago

that's what i thought when he was commenting on 'girl influencers doing nothing'

the only thing i know about him is the women he's dated and how much lorne michaels loves him for some reason

you're not exactly winning emmys and oscars, peter

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u/bubblenuts101 NICOLE, OVER YOUR RIGHT SHOULDER 3h ago

Ha, I would pay to hear someone heckle him just calling him peter in a stern motherly voice. I think it would reallllllly piss him off.

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u/yourmomdotbiz 5h ago edited 2h ago

And his “aw shucks” bullshit routine. Meanwhile he has a trail of destruction behind him including a daughter 

Thanks for the award! 

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u/Ethan_the_Revanchist I used to snort cocaine off of toilet seats 5h ago

I loved his comedy pre-Ariana Grande. Thought he had a fun voice and his self-deprecating style of humor worked for me, idk. Since then he's mostly just been outing himself as a piece of trash, and his whole comedy schtick doesn't hit the same.

ETA: Also there was a time when he was a big advocate for mental health and addiction resources and seeking help.

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u/Few_Analyst_1179 women supporting women (Taylor’s version) 4h ago

and now he’s on kevin hart’s special making Racist jokes with other bums ☺️

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u/il_the_dinosaur 5h ago

If you hate on him as a guy you're just being told you're jealous by both men and women. So there really isn't any winning

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u/Same-Suggestion-1936 2h ago

He's a fine comedian. He's just the biggest man ho I can think of right at this moment. Like David Duchovny levels of "get your sex/dating life together dude what is going on"

Also yeah I don't really get how he pulls like he does. He's funny and obviously has charisma but idk if the looks are there. And I don't particularly believe the rumor of a big dick, because while I am not a woman no way this many women are going after a guy just because he's funny and might be big

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u/il_the_dinosaur 1h ago

From what I've heard his BPD makes him extremely intense in the beginning of a relationship I think a lot of women of famous women might like this cause of all the vapidness and casual feeling a lot of other famous people give off. But then long term the BPD obviously becomes an issue that's why his relationships burn so fast

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u/gloriousdays 13m ago

He’s not funny when it comes to stand up by any means.

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u/iDTVADDICT 4h ago

A year ago he was performing in my town. I was never a fan but my girl friends had tickets so I went with them for a girls night. He wasn’t funny. No joke, I fell asleep and my friend woke me up when it was over.

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u/awyastark nextdivorce@divorce.com 4h ago

lol I didn’t look at the username and I was like “Damn he’s putting folks to sleep all over the country maybe I should look into this for my insomnia”

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u/gloriousdays 12m ago

It was so bad right? My friend got us front row. I know of him because I dated his friend… I was so bored. It was awful!

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u/SchemeBrave1820 3h ago

It’s the “old boys club” doing what it always does: promoting and protecting mediocre men. Because if he was a woman, he would have already been called everything but a child of God. He would be considered a ho, a pass-around, someone who’s sleeping their way around Hollywood, you name it. Men (and plenty of women) would never run out of words for a woman who behaved the way he does.

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u/Reasonable_Day9942 3h ago

I mean I feel like people in general has been labeled as someone who fucked his way to the top. Here and on like 90% of anything I have ever seen of him is just people talking about how he’s only known cause of his dating history

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u/No-Hall-3485 DC is Hollywood for ugly people 5h ago edited 5h ago

lmaoooo is there a single woman who has dated this man who didn’t come away from the relationship absolutely hating him?

the 'more famous' woman being phoebe dynevor aka daphne bridgerton who just had the biggest show on netflix

he's really just a starfucker

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u/PierreOnTheEclair Olivia RodriGOAT 5h ago

OMFG HE DATED FUCKING DAPHNE FROM BRIDGERTON???

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u/tylenolchild 5h ago

Dearest Gentle Reader,
The ton is completely abuzz with a most fascinating revelation. It seems that the glittering world of Mayfair has collided with the unpolished charm of the colonies, and the subject of our collective fascination is none other than the Duke of Staten Island himself, Lord Pete Davidson.

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u/RogueKitteh Lol, and if I may, lmao 4h ago

Read this in the voice and everything

https://giphy.com/gifs/YRuFixSNWFVcXaxpmX

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u/becca22597 4h ago

He is at best a Baron. 

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u/inductiononN I'm not buckling flat sandals, that’s my line in the sand. 4h ago

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u/Significant_Shoe_17 Fuck her and the Goebbel's limp dick she rode in on 51m ago

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u/kaitlyncaffeine 5h ago

literally my face 😂 they looks so wrong together lmao

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u/Outrageous-Mousse-75 5h ago

Didn't Sally Webster teach her better!

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u/Ok-Cryptographer-303 emergency sexy judge 4h ago

Coronation Street is the land of messy bitches of all genders.

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u/gemini1568 4h ago

Tbh that period feels like a fever dream

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u/LilyLils15 4h ago

Soap? That’s generous

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u/itsybitsy_tiaaa 5h ago edited 3h ago

I remember this! It was around the time when bridgerton was so popular. I think this was shortly after season 1 was released.

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u/No-Hall-3485 DC is Hollywood for ugly people 5h ago edited 5h ago

and then after her he dated kim k and tattooed her kids initials onto his body

he even made appearances on the kardashians

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u/rarecuts 4h ago

Her kids initials? Oofta that's..unhinged

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u/katieb1300 fiascA 3h ago

Oofta, a fellow person of Scandanavian culture. 🎩

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u/bad-and-bluecheese 3h ago

I'm personally a big fan of "oocf" but the -ta really adds a nice flair to it.

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u/Beautiful_Cost_5430 3h ago

That’s BPD

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u/trishyco 39m ago

Yup, I have a child with BPD. Can confirm the casual tattooing of initials of people she’s dated less than a week on her body.

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u/Mifffed 1h ago

no wonder kanye hated him

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u/tylenolchild 5h ago

why did he do this 🤦🏼‍♀️

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u/inductiononN I'm not buckling flat sandals, that’s my line in the sand. 4h ago

He's embarrassing

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u/inductiononN I'm not buckling flat sandals, that’s my line in the sand. 4h ago

He's embarrassing

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u/Bunsandbeans1213 4h ago

My girl is a lawyer

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u/Baxtru 2h ago

Amazing. Especially since four years later, she still isn’t one. Awful thing to tattoo on himself

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u/NeonScar 3h ago

I can't forget KimK destroyed Marilyn's dress and I totally forgot she dated him, eeew

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u/Baxtru 2h ago

Don’t forget that he also had her name branded into his skin. She went on Ellen’s show to brag about it and the audience was properly horrified.

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u/Significant_Shoe_17 Fuck her and the Goebbel's limp dick she rode in on 50m ago

Oof it's giving michael scott's photoshopped christmas cards

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u/canththinkofanything never go full dickarus 9m ago

I really hope he got the kids names lasered off or covered up or something 🫣

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u/jeonsgguk 5h ago

My question is WHY do these successful women keep dating him? He cannot be that funny 😭

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u/BeesinChablis 4h ago

Women in Hollywood are insecure. As are men. It's essentially high school - everyone is social climbing.

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u/howispellit 2h ago

I have a theory. I think he brings, "Wow babe. Sounds like you had a rough day. Do you wanna get tacos and margarita and relax?" energy. Which to these super successful woman could be a really nice break for a while. Also someone said line cook energy so also that.

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u/ludo_ 4h ago

He’s goofy and cute in a tooolbag way. He’s the perfect rebound man. Not a husband man.

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u/VelocityGrrl39 2h ago

The joke is he must be very well endowed. But women generally aren’t looking for that. They want men who are genuinely funny and good and kind, and I just don’t believe that is him.

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u/Ok_Assignment9937 3h ago

And it can’t be his looks. I just refuse to believe that.

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u/chips_and_hummus 2h ago

he’s the type for many women. and he’s famous. and he’s rich. and he’s connected to other rich and famous people. and he has charisma. and he’s funny. and he’s good in bed. 

how are you actually confused why he’s seen as attractive by plenty of women?

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u/Particular-Leg-8484 5h ago

I’m so curious what kind of irl rizz he has for repeatedly pulling the most unexpected women??! It can’t be just sex because I know girls need to feel something emotional to get pulled in.

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u/rayword45 5h ago

He's diagnosed BPD and is known for intense love-bombing at the start of relationships.

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u/gloriiosaa controversies: girl 4h ago

he probably doesn't even do it on purpose, it's such a standard bpd symptom for your romantic relationships to go like this. honestly at this point i'm more just surprised that they all seem to think it won't happen to them despite every single previous relationship going the same way... like girl you're not a therapist, you ain't gonna fix him 😭

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u/Athena-Grande I’m just a cunt in a clown suit 3h ago

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u/cashmerefox 2h ago

Have you seen "I Love You Forever?" It's a movie by his ex Cazzie David and is about her relationship with Davidson.

She also talked about how quickly his emotions would turn. David also writes that she was fearful of ending things with Davison (who has been vocal about his struggles with mental health in the past) because "previously, self-harm and suicide threats had come about from trivial circumstances." "David reveals that she finally mustered up the courage to break things off with Davidson, but told him a few days later that she had changed her mind. When she contacted him about it, however, David claims Davidson told her that he was "the happiest" he's ever been and he officially ended their relationship two days later via text. She learned one day after receiving that text that Davidson had moved on with Grande."

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u/Missyrissy510 4h ago

LMAO why did I think “Big Penis Disorder”

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u/sinerdly 1h ago

According to Ariana, he, uh, also has that🤭

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u/ladyhaly (please put brackets in the right place) 4h ago

Yeah, he's talked about the diagnosis publicly since 2017. Small pushback on love-bombing though. That word implies he's doing it on purpose to reel women in. With BPD, the all-in intensity at the start tends to come from fear of being left, which is a lot less calculated and still rough on whoever's on the receiving end. He's accountable either way. I just don't want people leaving this thread thinking BPD and love-bombing are the same thing.

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u/sleepysky98 4h ago

He’s line cook hot and funny, I unfortunately understand.

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u/rainbownthedark 4h ago

Uh? It could very well be just sex (though I think it’s about PR and attention)—women have causal sex all the time. Not everyone needs an emotional connection to have sex with someone.

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u/awyastark nextdivorce@divorce.com 4h ago

He was nicer and cuter in person when I met him while I did standup but not THAT much nicer and cuter.

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u/Walking_the_dead 5h ago

I dont understand how this man keeps getting these women

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u/eatingclass highly unanticipated caucasian collaboration 4h ago

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u/n0tz0e 5h ago edited 3h ago

Lol I remember this. this was after her SNL appearance.

He learned from Ariana that dating a famous woman is how to become more famous. He's basically admitted it during an interview

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u/wacdonalds go pis girl 5h ago

She dated his goofy ass?

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u/BanditIsMyDad 3h ago

that’s even more insane than the Denise Welch/Taylor Swift crossover

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u/SnackAston-Reese 5h ago

I wonder if he met Sally?

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u/pompeii1009 My lore is crazy 5h ago

Highly recommend her new album, especially the song “I Would Call But I Don’t Hate Myself Anymore”

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u/Ronin_Man 5h ago

iconic song title

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u/sdbabygirl97 sorry to this man 5h ago

with that title, hell yeah

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u/TradeBeautiful42 5h ago

I’ve never heard of her but I’d check out a song by that name!

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u/glitterlining 4h ago

I used to be obsessed with “I hate u, I love u” by her and gnash, I can’t believe I haven’t checked her other music out yet bc her voice in that song is lovely

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u/NeverEndingBender 4h ago

Omfg that’s her? That song was so iconic to me in high school

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u/doesanyonekno 2h ago

that's the only thing i know her from.. cannot believe it's been over a decade 😭

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u/wanderrslut ISO: Ariana’s lost blaccent 4h ago

Her song, "We're All Going to Die" went platinum in my house. She's a great songwriter.

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u/booksandbenzos the Zendaya of my industry 5h ago

That song title 🔥🔥🔥

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u/plastic_venus I’m mentally ill but in the exact opposite direction 5h ago edited 5h ago

Pete “I’m only known for the women I date and trotting out stories of my dead dad when I’m not performing comedy shows for the government that likely funded the group that enacted the event that caused said death” Davidson? That guy?

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u/Netwinn 5h ago

True…but! If he got paid by those that “allegedly” killed his dad…isn’t that reparations??

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u/682463435465 4h ago

reparations requires admitting wrongdoing and apologizing for it

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u/domredditorX 3h ago

Also, I can't believe pete can put a price on his father's life like that. $300,000 for the brutal death that caused a lifetime of trauma??? 300grand is the price of your dignity and pain?? Lmao yeah right

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u/Homesickhomeplanet 1h ago

that’s a lot less than what I would have guessed was paid for that. Damn, dude sold out for less than mc mansion money

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u/thankyoupapa 5h ago

Anyone considering dating this man should read Cazzie David's book, theres a chapter about her relationship with Pete and it's disturbing.

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u/Swimming-Ad5544 5h ago

What does she say about him that’s disturbing?

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u/thankyoupapa 5h ago

That he would often have fits of rage where he would destroy furniture and anytime she tried to end things with him he would threaten to hurt himself. So she felt stuck in the relationship

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u/lilgnargoyle 5h ago

Then he dumped her to date Ariana Grande and she found out in a very similar way while on an airplane with her dad, Larry David, and apparently sobbed into his lap the whole flight iirc.
https://giphy.com/gifs/RfeEiovGYkkvpOdBYQ

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u/awyastark nextdivorce@divorce.com 4h ago

The level of restraint for LD to not make an episode of Curb ripping this man to shreds!

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u/Mundane-Fail5015 3h ago

Cazzie dumped him, according to herself, in her book.

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u/Wooden_Worry3319 5h ago

She said he was "the happiest he had ever been," and then he dumped her two days later through a text.

Next day, she learned that he was with Ariana Grande through some gossip website. He'd uploaded images of himself to Instagram showing that he'd covered his Cazzie tattoos. She was devastated. On the plane to her sister's college graduation, she was held by her dad as she "shook uncontrollably in his arms for the entire flight." She curled up in the hotel's bathroom, crying and sucking on her weed pens. She woke up "screaming in agony," her dad pulling her from the bed to stop her spiraling, "SIZIE, COME ON!" "YOUR ANCESTORS SURVIVED THE HOLOCAUST!"

Pete said “they actually began their romance the night of the Met Gala”, so definitely before his and Ariana’s respective breakups.

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u/miridot 4h ago

I feel for Cazzie of course (and hope she’s doing much better now!), but from a distance, a helpless dad yelling, “Come on!! Your ancestors survived the holocaust!!” at a girl while she’s sobbing crying throwing up over Pete Davidson is so funny. The fact that the helpless dad is Larry David is just the cherry on top.

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u/PenPrestigious8842 Vicky, the demons are calling me 4h ago

Ok but as an aside that is extremely Larry David, I can hear him perfectly 

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u/evhan55 this is exactly why the doves cry 2h ago

Omg it reads like a joke 😳

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u/itsmemrmeseeksssssss we have lost the impact of shame in our society 5h ago

tracks with ari’s history

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u/langsamlourd 4h ago

Knowing how vengeful Larry (or his character) is, I'm surprised he didn't somehow destroy Pete's career or something after that.

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u/oohkt 5h ago

Do tell.

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u/gogosox82 That's a lot of beans you nasty ass bitch 5h ago

tea please

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u/Competitive-Mud-9860 4h ago

Came here to say this, glad to see you have it handled

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u/yrrrrrrrr 5h ago

My only issue with him is that he’s not that funny.

All he does is start laughing 13 seconds before he says his punchline so everyone thinks this should be funny.

His time is over.

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u/Nomza 5h ago

Seems he learnt everything he knows from Jimmy Fallon School of Comedy.

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u/your_mind_aches 3h ago

Jimmy does have quite a lot of talent though, specifically in impressions and the musical comedy stuff.

I can't think of any time when Pete really showed his talent off in any meaningful way on SNL or another role that I can remember.

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u/yrrrrrrrr 1h ago

He’s more like someone everyone feels sorry for so they are nice to him

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u/JenningsWigService secretly gay and the son of fidel castro 2h ago

Hot and unpopular take but I think on SNL Fallon was funnier.

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u/Relevant-Peach3997 5h ago

Old deuxmoi post although b list is generous

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u/Nervous_Insect5976 5h ago

I mean, what more can you say about a man whose father was murdered by terrorists financed by Saudi Arabia and then goes to perform for a comedy festival designed to launder their image on the global scene?

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u/mrsyoungmazino 5h ago

He's not even funny. He comes off as not smart & with no substance.

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u/stupidjapanquestions 5h ago

He also has a face that looks like he'll spill bong water on the carpet at a house party.

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u/itallchecksout99 4h ago

This comment is funnier than anything he has ever written

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u/shayetheleo (please put brackets in the right place) 4h ago

So specific. So accurate.

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u/westcoast234 open the schools 5h ago

Haven’t most of his celebrity relationships ended this way? I know Cazzie David experienced something somewhat similar when he started dating Ariana Grande

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u/gogosox82 That's a lot of beans you nasty ass bitch 5h ago

I really just don't understand how he gets these beautiful women to date him. Dude is not even that funny

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u/eatingclass highly unanticipated caucasian collaboration 5h ago

Straight white guys have the best pr

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u/verchiels kendall roy pre-album drop 5h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/l4Jz7ASv0R6I8TG8w

I completely forgot he dated Kate Beckinsale. The man's dating history is interesting to say the least. I feel bad for Olivia, Cazzie and the others

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u/pannonica decaffeinated omertà bullshit 5h ago

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u/Nothingcomesup controversies: girl 5h ago

I guess his next gig will be the one about snowflakes, because younger people don't find him funny anymore.

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u/Murph523 alleged dog 4h ago

Anyway let’s talk about how awesome his exes are doing because I don’t want to keep hearing about him

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u/bambiisher 4h ago

Pete is the kind of guy who dosent think its a relationship unless explicitly told

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u/kittyrine 4h ago

and he’s not even attractive so i truly don’t know how this all happened

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u/reddituser748397 4h ago

What kind of magical dick is pete slinging?

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u/cereal_state 4h ago

Pretty sure he dumped Larry David’s daughter for Ariana Grande. Dude is a walking ick

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u/Hefty_Heron3028 tumblr ecosystem ambassador 4h ago

I never got the hype on this dude. He’s not even funny 🤷🏻‍♀️

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u/bambibonkers 4h ago

not a pete davidson fan or anything but i remember a few years ago she went on a podcast and talked about him, saying they were hooking up essentially when they were in the same city and never officially dated, made it seem very casual. i wonder if things changed in retrospect for her. as women we definitely gain perspective as we get older.

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u/Charbarzz ted cruz ate my son 1h ago

She was also in a situationship with Logan Paul for years.

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u/youshantnome okay lucky you 49m ago

Oh gawd that’s like the worst taste in men I can imagine excluding serial killers.

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u/ItBegins2Tell 4h ago

I’ve always wondered how he gets with these wildly famous, conventionally attractive women. I guess he’s just not my type. 🤷🏻‍♀️

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u/Bbychknwing fuck ass season 7 rachel bob 3h ago

This is wild because he went out of his way to publicly say he did not date her like 4 years ago. Not at all a diss on her, but idk why he decided to single her out when he’s had sooo many dating rumors. Not famous enough maybe?

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u/Mammoth__Duck 3h ago

She also went out of her way to confirm she did not date him four years ago when people were speculating back then. Seems so weird to bring this up now when she said the opposite four years ago https://pagesix.com/2022/07/01/olivia-obrien-says-she-never-dated-pete-davidson/

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u/aldersonn_ 4h ago

because bringing milquetoast relationship drama up a full 6 years later is a MUCH better look, obviously

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u/Mammoth__Duck 3h ago

It's even worse cause she already said in 2022 that she never claimed to date him https://pagesix.com/2022/07/01/olivia-obrien-says-she-never-dated-pete-davidson/

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u/fromyoutheflowers 1h ago

Than misogyny? Yeah it is

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u/apeocalypyic 5h ago

Msybw they should stop dating him then

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u/prfmjjong 4h ago

I really don't know what other women see in him this is like all he's known for now

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u/Spacey_Kitten_ 3h ago

Somehow I knew he was a scumbag the second I laid my eyes on him.

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u/cashmerefox 2h ago

There are some who think Cazzie David wrote "I Love You Forever" based on her relationship with Davidson.

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u/Aggravating-Many9145 4h ago

He truly has some nerve bashing women when we only know him for dating famous women. Dog on women for doing "nothing", I couldn't even tell you a thing this man has done besides serial date women & gain fame from said women. Trash

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u/Mammoth__Duck 4h ago

Reminder that while Olivia O'Brian did claim that Petr cut things off over text, she's already said back in 2022 that she "never claimed to date anyone". It sucks that's how it ended, but it didn't seem like they were officially dating. https://pagesix.com/2022/07/01/olivia-obrien-says-she-never-dated-pete-davidson/

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u/SansVetra 1h ago edited 1h ago

Ugh, this slimeball

Oh I mean… hey you guys better chill or else James Gunn will defend him on Twitter again à la chrisp ratt

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u/fakeblondeponytail 1h ago

He reminds me of that other one that thinks he's funny but is just altrightpiped... he has/is a haunted doll or something, you know the guy

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u/Verucaschmaltzzz high body count hair 39m ago

I hadn't heard of Olivia O'Brien before and just googled, she is beyond gorgeous. He is always with women that are miles out of his league, it's baffling.

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u/gloriousdays 13m ago

People forget him and Chris were on Girl Code together and Carly and him got together. He’s always been a loser

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u/Key_Tour_9365 13m ago

He’s said he had borderline personality disorder and this is classic BPD behaviour, love bombing then ghosting ad nauseum