r/Fauxmoi • u/Relevant-Peach3997 • 5h ago
STAN / ANTI SHIELD Singer Olivia O'Brien says Pete Davidson is an “absolute joke of a human being”: “i was dating him in 2020 and found out we were no longer together by seeing on snapchat daily mail that he went public with a more famous woman”
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u/No-Hall-3485 DC is Hollywood for ugly people 5h ago edited 5h ago
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u/PierreOnTheEclair Olivia RodriGOAT 5h ago
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u/tylenolchild 5h ago
Dearest Gentle Reader,
The ton is completely abuzz with a most fascinating revelation. It seems that the glittering world of Mayfair has collided with the unpolished charm of the colonies, and the subject of our collective fascination is none other than the Duke of Staten Island himself, Lord Pete Davidson.100
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u/inductiononN I'm not buckling flat sandals, that’s my line in the sand. 4h ago
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u/Significant_Shoe_17 Fuck her and the Goebbel's limp dick she rode in on 51m ago
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u/Outrageous-Mousse-75 5h ago
Didn't Sally Webster teach her better!
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u/Ok-Cryptographer-303 emergency sexy judge 4h ago
Coronation Street is the land of messy bitches of all genders.
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u/itsybitsy_tiaaa 5h ago edited 3h ago
I remember this! It was around the time when bridgerton was so popular. I think this was shortly after season 1 was released.
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u/No-Hall-3485 DC is Hollywood for ugly people 5h ago edited 5h ago
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u/rarecuts 4h ago
Her kids initials? Oofta that's..unhinged
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u/katieb1300 fiascA 3h ago
Oofta, a fellow person of Scandanavian culture. 🎩
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u/bad-and-bluecheese 3h ago
I'm personally a big fan of "oocf" but the -ta really adds a nice flair to it.
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u/Beautiful_Cost_5430 3h ago
That’s BPD
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u/trishyco 39m ago
Yup, I have a child with BPD. Can confirm the casual tattooing of initials of people she’s dated less than a week on her body.
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u/NeonScar 3h ago
I can't forget KimK destroyed Marilyn's dress and I totally forgot she dated him, eeew
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u/Significant_Shoe_17 Fuck her and the Goebbel's limp dick she rode in on 50m ago
Oof it's giving michael scott's photoshopped christmas cards
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u/canththinkofanything never go full dickarus 9m ago
I really hope he got the kids names lasered off or covered up or something 🫣
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u/jeonsgguk 5h ago
My question is WHY do these successful women keep dating him? He cannot be that funny 😭
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u/BeesinChablis 4h ago
Women in Hollywood are insecure. As are men. It's essentially high school - everyone is social climbing.
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u/howispellit 2h ago
I have a theory. I think he brings, "Wow babe. Sounds like you had a rough day. Do you wanna get tacos and margarita and relax?" energy. Which to these super successful woman could be a really nice break for a while. Also someone said line cook energy so also that.
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u/VelocityGrrl39 2h ago
The joke is he must be very well endowed. But women generally aren’t looking for that. They want men who are genuinely funny and good and kind, and I just don’t believe that is him.
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u/chips_and_hummus 2h ago
he’s the type for many women. and he’s famous. and he’s rich. and he’s connected to other rich and famous people. and he has charisma. and he’s funny. and he’s good in bed.
how are you actually confused why he’s seen as attractive by plenty of women?
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u/Particular-Leg-8484 5h ago
I’m so curious what kind of irl rizz he has for repeatedly pulling the most unexpected women??! It can’t be just sex because I know girls need to feel something emotional to get pulled in.
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u/rayword45 5h ago
He's diagnosed BPD and is known for intense love-bombing at the start of relationships.
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u/gloriiosaa controversies: girl 4h ago
he probably doesn't even do it on purpose, it's such a standard bpd symptom for your romantic relationships to go like this. honestly at this point i'm more just surprised that they all seem to think it won't happen to them despite every single previous relationship going the same way... like girl you're not a therapist, you ain't gonna fix him 😭
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u/cashmerefox 2h ago
Have you seen "I Love You Forever?" It's a movie by his ex Cazzie David and is about her relationship with Davidson.
She also talked about how quickly his emotions would turn. David also writes that she was fearful of ending things with Davison (who has been vocal about his struggles with mental health in the past) because "previously, self-harm and suicide threats had come about from trivial circumstances." "David reveals that she finally mustered up the courage to break things off with Davidson, but told him a few days later that she had changed her mind. When she contacted him about it, however, David claims Davidson told her that he was "the happiest" he's ever been and he officially ended their relationship two days later via text. She learned one day after receiving that text that Davidson had moved on with Grande."
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u/ladyhaly (please put brackets in the right place) 4h ago
Yeah, he's talked about the diagnosis publicly since 2017. Small pushback on love-bombing though. That word implies he's doing it on purpose to reel women in. With BPD, the all-in intensity at the start tends to come from fear of being left, which is a lot less calculated and still rough on whoever's on the receiving end. He's accountable either way. I just don't want people leaving this thread thinking BPD and love-bombing are the same thing.
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u/rainbownthedark 4h ago
Uh? It could very well be just sex (though I think it’s about PR and attention)—women have causal sex all the time. Not everyone needs an emotional connection to have sex with someone.
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u/awyastark nextdivorce@divorce.com 4h ago
He was nicer and cuter in person when I met him while I did standup but not THAT much nicer and cuter.
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u/Walking_the_dead 5h ago
I dont understand how this man keeps getting these women
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u/eatingclass highly unanticipated caucasian collaboration 4h ago
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u/pompeii1009 My lore is crazy 5h ago
Highly recommend her new album, especially the song “I Would Call But I Don’t Hate Myself Anymore”
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u/TradeBeautiful42 5h ago
I’ve never heard of her but I’d check out a song by that name!
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u/glitterlining 4h ago
I used to be obsessed with “I hate u, I love u” by her and gnash, I can’t believe I haven’t checked her other music out yet bc her voice in that song is lovely
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u/doesanyonekno 2h ago
that's the only thing i know her from.. cannot believe it's been over a decade 😭
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u/wanderrslut ISO: Ariana’s lost blaccent 4h ago
Her song, "We're All Going to Die" went platinum in my house. She's a great songwriter.
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u/plastic_venus I’m mentally ill but in the exact opposite direction 5h ago edited 5h ago
Pete “I’m only known for the women I date and trotting out stories of my dead dad when I’m not performing comedy shows for the government that likely funded the group that enacted the event that caused said death” Davidson? That guy?
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u/Netwinn 5h ago
True…but! If he got paid by those that “allegedly” killed his dad…isn’t that reparations??
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u/682463435465 4h ago
reparations requires admitting wrongdoing and apologizing for it
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u/domredditorX 3h ago
Also, I can't believe pete can put a price on his father's life like that. $300,000 for the brutal death that caused a lifetime of trauma??? 300grand is the price of your dignity and pain?? Lmao yeah right
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u/Homesickhomeplanet 1h ago
that’s a lot less than what I would have guessed was paid for that. Damn, dude sold out for less than mc mansion money
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u/thankyoupapa 5h ago
Anyone considering dating this man should read Cazzie David's book, theres a chapter about her relationship with Pete and it's disturbing.
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u/Swimming-Ad5544 5h ago
What does she say about him that’s disturbing?
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u/thankyoupapa 5h ago
That he would often have fits of rage where he would destroy furniture and anytime she tried to end things with him he would threaten to hurt himself. So she felt stuck in the relationship
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u/lilgnargoyle 5h ago
Then he dumped her to date Ariana Grande and she found out in a very similar way while on an airplane with her dad, Larry David, and apparently sobbed into his lap the whole flight iirc.
https://giphy.com/gifs/RfeEiovGYkkvpOdBYQ37
u/awyastark nextdivorce@divorce.com 4h ago
The level of restraint for LD to not make an episode of Curb ripping this man to shreds!
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u/Wooden_Worry3319 5h ago
She said he was "the happiest he had ever been," and then he dumped her two days later through a text.
Next day, she learned that he was with Ariana Grande through some gossip website. He'd uploaded images of himself to Instagram showing that he'd covered his Cazzie tattoos. She was devastated. On the plane to her sister's college graduation, she was held by her dad as she "shook uncontrollably in his arms for the entire flight." She curled up in the hotel's bathroom, crying and sucking on her weed pens. She woke up "screaming in agony," her dad pulling her from the bed to stop her spiraling, "SIZIE, COME ON!" "YOUR ANCESTORS SURVIVED THE HOLOCAUST!"
Pete said “they actually began their romance the night of the Met Gala”, so definitely before his and Ariana’s respective breakups.
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u/miridot 4h ago
I feel for Cazzie of course (and hope she’s doing much better now!), but from a distance, a helpless dad yelling, “Come on!! Your ancestors survived the holocaust!!” at a girl while she’s sobbing crying throwing up over Pete Davidson is so funny. The fact that the helpless dad is Larry David is just the cherry on top.
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u/PenPrestigious8842 Vicky, the demons are calling me 4h ago
Ok but as an aside that is extremely Larry David, I can hear him perfectly
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u/itsmemrmeseeksssssss we have lost the impact of shame in our society 5h ago
tracks with ari’s history
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u/langsamlourd 4h ago
Knowing how vengeful Larry (or his character) is, I'm surprised he didn't somehow destroy Pete's career or something after that.
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u/yrrrrrrrr 5h ago
My only issue with him is that he’s not that funny.
All he does is start laughing 13 seconds before he says his punchline so everyone thinks this should be funny.
His time is over.
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u/Nomza 5h ago
Seems he learnt everything he knows from Jimmy Fallon School of Comedy.
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u/your_mind_aches 3h ago
Jimmy does have quite a lot of talent though, specifically in impressions and the musical comedy stuff.
I can't think of any time when Pete really showed his talent off in any meaningful way on SNL or another role that I can remember.
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u/JenningsWigService secretly gay and the son of fidel castro 2h ago
Hot and unpopular take but I think on SNL Fallon was funnier.
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u/Nervous_Insect5976 5h ago
I mean, what more can you say about a man whose father was murdered by terrorists financed by Saudi Arabia and then goes to perform for a comedy festival designed to launder their image on the global scene?
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u/mrsyoungmazino 5h ago
He's not even funny. He comes off as not smart & with no substance.
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u/stupidjapanquestions 5h ago
He also has a face that looks like he'll spill bong water on the carpet at a house party.
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u/westcoast234 open the schools 5h ago
Haven’t most of his celebrity relationships ended this way? I know Cazzie David experienced something somewhat similar when he started dating Ariana Grande
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u/gogosox82 That's a lot of beans you nasty ass bitch 5h ago
I really just don't understand how he gets these beautiful women to date him. Dude is not even that funny
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u/eatingclass highly unanticipated caucasian collaboration 5h ago
Straight white guys have the best pr
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u/verchiels kendall roy pre-album drop 5h ago
https://giphy.com/gifs/l4Jz7ASv0R6I8TG8w
I completely forgot he dated Kate Beckinsale. The man's dating history is interesting to say the least. I feel bad for Olivia, Cazzie and the others
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u/Nothingcomesup controversies: girl 5h ago
I guess his next gig will be the one about snowflakes, because younger people don't find him funny anymore.
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u/Murph523 alleged dog 4h ago
Anyway let’s talk about how awesome his exes are doing because I don’t want to keep hearing about him
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u/bambiisher 4h ago
Pete is the kind of guy who dosent think its a relationship unless explicitly told
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u/kittyrine 4h ago
and he’s not even attractive so i truly don’t know how this all happened
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u/cereal_state 4h ago
Pretty sure he dumped Larry David’s daughter for Ariana Grande. Dude is a walking ick
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u/Hefty_Heron3028 tumblr ecosystem ambassador 4h ago
I never got the hype on this dude. He’s not even funny 🤷🏻♀️
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u/bambibonkers 4h ago
not a pete davidson fan or anything but i remember a few years ago she went on a podcast and talked about him, saying they were hooking up essentially when they were in the same city and never officially dated, made it seem very casual. i wonder if things changed in retrospect for her. as women we definitely gain perspective as we get older.
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u/Charbarzz ted cruz ate my son 1h ago
She was also in a situationship with Logan Paul for years.
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u/youshantnome okay lucky you 49m ago
Oh gawd that’s like the worst taste in men I can imagine excluding serial killers.
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u/ItBegins2Tell 4h ago
I’ve always wondered how he gets with these wildly famous, conventionally attractive women. I guess he’s just not my type. 🤷🏻♀️
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u/Bbychknwing fuck ass season 7 rachel bob 3h ago
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u/Mammoth__Duck 3h ago
She also went out of her way to confirm she did not date him four years ago when people were speculating back then. Seems so weird to bring this up now when she said the opposite four years ago https://pagesix.com/2022/07/01/olivia-obrien-says-she-never-dated-pete-davidson/
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u/aldersonn_ 4h ago
because bringing milquetoast relationship drama up a full 6 years later is a MUCH better look, obviously
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u/Mammoth__Duck 3h ago
It's even worse cause she already said in 2022 that she never claimed to date him https://pagesix.com/2022/07/01/olivia-obrien-says-she-never-dated-pete-davidson/
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u/apeocalypyic 5h ago
Msybw they should stop dating him then
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u/prfmjjong 4h ago
I really don't know what other women see in him this is like all he's known for now
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u/cashmerefox 2h ago
There are some who think Cazzie David wrote "I Love You Forever" based on her relationship with Davidson.
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u/Aggravating-Many9145 4h ago
He truly has some nerve bashing women when we only know him for dating famous women. Dog on women for doing "nothing", I couldn't even tell you a thing this man has done besides serial date women & gain fame from said women. Trash
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u/Mammoth__Duck 4h ago
Reminder that while Olivia O'Brian did claim that Petr cut things off over text, she's already said back in 2022 that she "never claimed to date anyone". It sucks that's how it ended, but it didn't seem like they were officially dating. https://pagesix.com/2022/07/01/olivia-obrien-says-she-never-dated-pete-davidson/
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u/SansVetra 1h ago edited 1h ago
Ugh, this slimeball
Oh I mean… hey you guys better chill or else James Gunn will defend him on Twitter again à la chrisp ratt
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u/fakeblondeponytail 1h ago
He reminds me of that other one that thinks he's funny but is just altrightpiped... he has/is a haunted doll or something, you know the guy
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u/Verucaschmaltzzz high body count hair 39m ago
I hadn't heard of Olivia O'Brien before and just googled, she is beyond gorgeous. He is always with women that are miles out of his league, it's baffling.
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u/gloriousdays 13m ago
People forget him and Chris were on Girl Code together and Carly and him got together. He’s always been a loser
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u/Key_Tour_9365 13m ago
He’s said he had borderline personality disorder and this is classic BPD behaviour, love bombing then ghosting ad nauseum









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u/iwanttoforkmyself 5h ago
If Pete Davidson was a woman, he'd be labeled as the woman who fucked his way up to the top. He just gets a pass because he's a male. It's one of their privileges.