r/Fauxmoi • • 11h ago

FASHION Olivia Colman walks the runway for Miu Miu during Paris Fashion Week

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u/uknowwhyimhere2 11h ago

She’s walking like she took a wrong turn to her seat and is now just going with it

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u/matlockga 10h ago

While dressed like Sandra Hüller

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u/SizzleanQueen 10h ago

I am howling at these comments. On a side note, Olivia is looking fantastic these days.

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u/dallyan 9h ago

So your typical German woman lol

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u/brechts_piratejenny 10h ago

I'd waddle like a penguin too in those slippers. In fact, this is the exact outfit I wear when I realise I forgot to buy something right before the supermarket closes and I was lucky enough to find two matching shoes.

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u/ExpensiveRange139 10h ago

😭😭😭why so true hahaha

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u/daisyydaisydaisy what an absolutely life changing Coldplay concert 9h ago

At the end of the video she looks like she's about to start laughing

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u/hellolovely1 8h ago

I feel like this is how I'd march down the runway, so I can't throw stones!

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u/jennge 10h ago

You know how people say they want a regular person in the olympics so they can see how good the athletes are by comparison? This is like the runway model version of that 😂😂😂😂

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u/Mermaid_Martini 10h ago

Omg spot on 😂

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u/chickpeaze 8h ago

I kind of love it. I would look like this but more stompy

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u/jefufah he is cringe but he is free 8h ago

Stompy can be fashionable if you do it swiftly with sunglasses on, like no fucks, just stomp stomp stomp 😎

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u/HomeConstant6123 Sylvia Plath did not stick her head in an oven for this 11h ago

I love her, but if I was a professional model and lost a job to Colman, I would be so fucking pissed off

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u/interpol-interpol rosa parks stans 10h ago

idk, celebrities are often contacted in advance to participate in runway shows and have to be specially fitted and prepped. in all likelihood no model lost a job to her over this, and celeb cameos are very common across all shows nowadays. i feel she is getting harsher reactions than other celebrities who have more "model-like" images just because she doesn't look the part, tbh (and i think she looks great!)

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u/AcanthaceaeEqual4286 10h ago

I adore her and I think she looks good, but her walk and demeanor are so hurried and nervous that it feels like such a waste. She is an Oscar winner, she could have mentally at least played the part of a runway model?

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u/THIKKI_HOEVALAINEN 10h ago edited 5h ago

I don’t know, I think this is sorta cool for Miu Miu. They also have a lot of older clientele

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u/HuggyMonster69 10h ago

No traditional model was ever going to get that job. If not Olivia Colman, it would be another celebrity that also doesn’t look like a typical model.

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u/cherrycocktail20 9h ago

It’s not really “losing a job.” They include people like this as part of their vision for the show. It’s like saying a 20-year-old actor lost a job for a role for a middle-aged woman.

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u/LiveInvestigator4876 3h ago

I’m a model and I truly do not care. Celebs are not taking jobs from models lol brands are very intentional when they want to book non famous people to advertise their products

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u/Typical_Essay6593 2h ago

I used to model and was even let go of a contract when the company wanted to use an influencer instead, since that was the growing trend; and didn’t even really care.

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u/psychedelic__cheese 42m ago

I work in casting, and a model definitely did not lose their job over this. Normally, they do this in advance and work with Miuccia to discuss who they want in their show. Miu Miu is also known to have celebs walk in their shows.

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u/Ok-Librarian6629 10h ago

I love her. I will watch anything she does. 

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u/Falafel80 10h ago

Same here! She is fenomenal!

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u/sushicatt420 9h ago

Just not her runway walk. 

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u/Bulky-Bad-9153 5h ago

fenomenal

🫵 portugese

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u/VelocityGrrl39 6h ago

Even Secret Invasion? I’ve watched everything in the MCU at least 3 times, but even I can’t rewatch that. I could barely watch it the first time.

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u/666wife Where is your vogue cover? Act accordingly 🫵 10h ago

She looks like her loved ones were taken hostage

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u/barefootcuntessa_ 10h ago

I was going to say she looks like she’s either about to burst into tears or a fit of uncontrollable giggles.

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u/PlantainPractical928 9h ago

Lets be honest, we all know Olivia, its a giggle she tries to keep in

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u/Minaziz 10h ago

Had they given her heels to walk in her walk would’ve improved significantly. The lower waist isn’t the most flattering either. Good intentions poor execution.

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u/chuckneyejoe controversies: girl 7h ago

i agreeeee asking a non-model to walk in flats is giving people such a handicap

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u/AltairaMorbius2200CE 10h ago

It's giving...Broadchurch?

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u/nivea_nimbus 10h ago

The Ellie Mill-ah Collection

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u/hindcealf graduate of the ONTD can’t read community 1h ago

To me, it's more Sophie Chapman circa Peep Show S1.

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u/Diva_of_Disgust not good enough penis 1h ago

It's giving rainbow rhythms.

https://giphy.com/gifs/8KdAXwrfwMl1e

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u/klaboklab 10h ago

well, at least we get to see what the fit looks like for the average person

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u/OneBigTomato 10h ago

She can't help but be grounded and real.

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u/TheNocturnalAngel 10h ago

Love her but don’t love anything about the styling.

They didn’t glam her at all and the outfit is bland af.

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u/Three3Jane 8h ago

The slipper style shoes (Birks?) and the leather skirt is...not good.

Hell, they could have put some lug soled loafers on her and elevated the daylights out of that fit.

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u/Global_Buddy_2210 10h ago

W ell.. she's walking and there's a runway

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u/nonsequitur__ 10h ago

Love her and love seeing someone closer to my own age, height and so on wearing the clothes. Will defo make me more likely to look at their stuff. She looks fantastic too!

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u/comrade_mewtwo 10h ago

Love Olivia! To me, the walk evokes "exasperated mother who's decided to just get the mail herself after repeatedly asking her teenage son to get the mail multiple times"

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u/spacebot11 10h ago

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u/Ghee-Buttersnaps- 9h ago

I will always upvote this. Side note-I once walked past Ramona on Madison Ave. She is tiny.

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u/hellolovely1 8h ago

Her eyes always look so crazed.

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u/TheSaltyAstronaut 8h ago

It looks like they told her not to swing her arms and this was honestly her best attempt not to.

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u/8thGlass controversies: girl 10h ago

More of this please!!!! People of all ages should find inspiration in fashion that represents them. More body types, more ages, more genders!!

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u/snapdragon1313 10h ago

Love her so much!

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u/RogueSleuth_ 10h ago

It’s giving Carrie Bradshaw on sex and the city lol! But either way I love this and her!!

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u/musememo 10h ago

She’s walking like someone who’s annoyed that they have to follow through on a promise.

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u/Low-Victory9195 i ain’t reading all that, free palestine 10h ago

It’s giving ‘See me after school.’

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u/slyseekr I’m a communist you idiot 8h ago

I think she just got up to go to the loo?

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u/Dry-Charge1171 9h ago

'Just going to pop to the vending machine for some mixed nuts and a lion bar, do you want anything?'

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u/kneepaindespot 9h ago

Honestly I actually ended up liking her walk. It's very age and nationality appropriate. Zero fucks given and she wears it proudly. That's all I need from people in fashion. We applaud the crazies as long as it's the skinny young bitches doing it and this is just that but in the opposite direction. I fuck hard with the skirt sitting exactly where it is most comfortable with my tummy and not where it looks aesthetically pleasing. That's where my skirt sits when I jnhale a single piece of food

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u/ShirtuShanks 9h ago

I’m disappointed, only because she has pulled off way more out-of-left-field outfits while looking stupid hot, and this just looks like… Jensen Huang but woman 

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u/salaciousBnumb 8h ago

I love seeing my walk represented on the runway.

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u/eloquent_owl 8h ago

Love her! This is a lot more impressive than nepo babies on runways.

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u/Guilty_Armadillo583 7h ago

I saw a Graham Norton episode where she was talking about playing the Queen. She talked about not being able to walk like anything other than a farmer.

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u/SydJP 6h ago

but why did they put her in that?? she looks like Ms Trumbull, they did her dirty…

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u/Warbirdpacrim1 5h ago

Love that woman’s acting and what I see of her in public.

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u/Maia-Odair i ain’t reading all that, free palestine 10h ago

I really like her but that's just not good also the shoes are ugly

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u/ummmmm-noo 8h ago

Bless her

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u/Fair_Air2879 5h ago

I wonder if Gillian Anderson would’ve been there this time if not for her play 😮‍💨

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u/FrankesteinsLog313 3h ago

Why bother ?

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u/KaleidoscopeIcy3555 2h ago

She could do no wrong

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u/salaciousBnumb 8h ago

I love seeing my walk represented on the runway.

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u/eugeneugene ben affleck’s back tattoo 5h ago

clomp clomp clomp clomp

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u/4-3defense 10h ago

She is the 2025 Pedro Pascal

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u/MrDonutSlayer Hi Grindr, it's mother... 10h ago

This walk is not it.

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u/purple-pademelon 10h ago

I’m so sorry, I’m half asleep and thought this was Elon Musk