Wizard insurances

[u/DroneOfDoom]

You know, I don't think that the account who made the Shrek reblog was really random...

Not gonna check, tho.

[u/Leipurinen]

We’re sure the dental wasn’t negotiated into the contract? The first 1000 teeth is well above industry standard. Not something a corporation is likely to concede of its own volition.

[u/ConfusedJohnTrevolta]

Last time we gave the wizard dental insurance they used the extra teeth to hire ork mercenaries and waged proxy wars on each other, eventually resulting in outlawing of soldiers for hire. Of course the legal loophole was to register them as pmc's which caused dramatic shifts in ork society as defense contractors were now considered part of the merchant class which removed the social stigma. However the sudden devaluation of teeth as a fiat currency, crashed the ork economy resulting in massive inflation, literally. Ork warlords started growing drastically in size to fit more teeth in their mouths and orifices.

[u/AlexAlho → u/ConfusedJohnTrevolta]

Yes, yes a very articulate expression of the ramifications of

and orifices.

Nani the fuck‽

[u/DroneOfDoom → u/AlexAlho]

To facilitate unbirthing, anal, and cock vore. Don't they teach kids anything in school nowadays?

[u/YarnHoardingDragon]

Does the inn-sewer-ants cover din-chewers?

[u/hammererofglass → u/YarnHoardingDragon]

It's all part of reflected-sounds-as-of-underground-spirits.

[u/Starchaser_WoF]

Can we address the elephant in the room?

[u/AlexAlho → u/Starchaser_WoF]

Tamilda forgot how to change back and it's now, supposedly, permanent. We're still working on it.

[u/MightyBobTheMighty → u/Starchaser_WoF]

Greg: "No. No, we cannot."

[u/idiotplatypus]

Still doesn't cover eye care or mental health services