r/Catswithjobs • • 9h ago

Soldier

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u/qualityvote2 9h ago edited 6h ago

u/VermilionKoala, the community has voted and appreciate your post!

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u/Temujin15 9h ago

I cannot emphasise enough how bad an idea this is. If cats learn to operate weapons, they will hunt us for sport.

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u/Free-oppossums 9h ago

It's the thumbs.... once they figure out selective breeding so every cat has thumbs, we are screwed!

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u/meowiful 8h ago

Have you ever seen a Pixie Bob? They're selectively bred for extra fingers. Keep an eye on thst breed... they're bred for judgment and vengeance.

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u/Royal_Thrashing 7h ago

I had a girl, a Siamese, that was polydactyl. I never had any trouble with her because I worship Meezers as a life form higher than us.

But I have no doubt that large numbers of polydactyl Siamese would be a force to bed reckoned with.

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u/meowiful 8h ago

They're to be snuggled, but not trusted. Any cat owner should know this.

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u/Sixguns1977 8h ago

They ARE the weapons, and they already do. At least, mine does.

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u/DesertBlooz 9h ago

I hope the kitty gets proper ear protection when the gun is fired.

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u/IceColdCorundum 7h ago

Or a proper owner that doesn't manhandle it like that

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u/NinjaCat_444 8h ago

And he's got his own camouflage on too! 🩷