r/Catswithjobs • u/Hot_Gur5980 • 2d ago
Purrfessional napper Guys should I fire our Landscaper?
He’s sleeping on the job.
Note: my yard, but not my cat. He visits a lot.
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u/CountChuckNorracula 2d ago
He's not sleeping, he is flattening the soil so you don't trip and die in your own yard. Needs a raise
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u/BroadNightSky 2d ago
Your cat but without the negatives like waking up to being served by a butler instead of a horse's severed head
He needs love. After all this hard work, how can you say no? 😂
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u/BroadNightSky 2d ago
Where's the 4 o'clock tea break that British builders normally have because alot of homeowners are kind enough to offer tea and biscuits, coffee or juice because of politeness?
Give him a snack break
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u/Hot_Gur5980 2d ago
That sounds nice. I will go and have a tea break with him. He was kind enough to visit after all.
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u/CoffeeBe4Chaos 2d ago
Fire this landscaper... are you kidding me?!! He's going above and beyond other landscapers by testing your soil for you! He's very purrfessional! 👍😺
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u/rabbitsthename 2d ago
I dunno. Its pretty hot lately. Maybe give him a cold churu and he'll go back to work.
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u/BroadNightSky 2d ago
Are you even allowed to give cats sugar
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u/rabbitsthename 2d ago
Churus are a type of cat treat! Hee hee. Its not made out of sugar, silly :3
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u/BroadNightSky 2d ago
Oh, I've never heard churus, I Honestly thought you meant churro
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u/rabbitsthename 2d ago
No but I do call it a "dessert" for cats. Close enough! Hee hee. Maybe look it up and see if there are any cat treats
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u/clearnightsky333 1d ago
Great. Now I’m craving a churro. (Cool that our Reddit names are similar).
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u/BroadNightSky 1d ago edited 1d ago
I chose it because of broad Street Birmingham UK mixed with crooner vibe like a play on words
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u/Bunnnnii 2d ago
Why would your landscaper you hired live there? I think he has a r/legalcatadvice case of his own against you. 🤔
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u/ialwaystealpens 2d ago
How do you know it’s not lunchtime? And depending what state you’re in, he could be on his legally allowed break.
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u/laughifyouarewise 2d ago
Looks like they've done a nice job... Msg me their number I'd gladly hire them.
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u/Such-Mountain-6316 2d ago
I don't think so. Looks like the company did a great job. Even this cat approves. 🤣🧡
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u/AlternativePrior9559 2d ago
Not your cat?
🤔
For now
😂
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u/Hot_Gur5980 2d ago
He has owners down the street, but he seems to spend most of his time in our yard and our neighbors yard. He will come right into the house if we let him.
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u/EveningMinute 1d ago
That there is passive pest control. 😼 An underappreciated job.
One of my favorite class of pictures is "not my cat" in people's places. Especially inside houses... 🤣
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u/PopularDisplay7007 1d ago
Leave him alone. He seems comfortable.
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u/qualityvote2 2d ago edited 2d ago
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