r/AtlantaHawks • • 5d ago

Highlight Hawks catching strays at…checks notes…Jack Smith’s congressional testimony

I definitely didn’t go to a Hawks game. -a visibly confused Jack Smith

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u/mmmjeep Vince Carter #15 5d ago

Bro was probably more pissed about being accused of being a Hawks fan than being accused of perjury.

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u/Chessh2036 5d ago

😭😂

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u/ATLHawksfan Bob Rathbun 5d ago

I love how the witness is momentarily like “the fuck, did I go to a Hawks game in Atlanta and not remember???”

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u/link3945 5d ago

Happens more often than you think!

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u/Saint_Diego Hawks 4d ago

Not when someone scores 60 though

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u/FryTheDog 5d ago

When he said "maybe the airport" I lost it.

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u/ATLfinra 5d ago

😂😂😂 that dumbass senator. These dudes are fcking bootlickers who will embarrass themselves to curry favor instead of doing basic factchecking. Couldn’t even get the mascot right

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u/Pterodictyl GO HAWKS! 🏀 5d ago

What's that you say? A racist p.o.s. GOP bigot embarrassed themselves on a national stage? Another nazi fuck showcased just how spectacularly stupid they are?

Why, I'm shocked. Just absolutely shocked. Never imagined such a thing could happen over and over and over and over and over again.

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u/Buteo_jamaicensis 💰Cash Considerations 💰 5d ago

Nah it was a compliment, because he knew that if he HAD gone to a Hawks game, it would have been a once-in-a-lifetime experience on par with visiting one of the great wonders of the world, so he damn sure would have remembered it

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u/Recent-Principle-893 4d ago

The Hawks need to have a Jack Smith night this season.

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u/EuroStepJam 5d ago

Context? Who's Jack Smith?

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u/telungoku Bob Rathbun 5d ago

special counsel prosecutor hired by Merrick Garland under Biden to investigate trump’s mishandling of official documents and obstruction charges.

current enemy of the GOP because he uses facts and evidence to prove trump being evil

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u/CoachKillerTrae Aaron Holiday's Towel 5d ago

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u/Born-Tank-180 5d ago

The fact that the game didn’t leave a memorable impression is sobering.

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u/badaccentdoer Nickeil Alexander-Walker #7 5d ago

i knew it was trae young! even when it was fani willis i knew it was trae young!

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u/CougarBacon 5d ago

It was quite the game too. Curry scored 60 but missed the game winning layup in regulation.

Hawks won 141-137 in OT. Crazy!