r/AskReddit • • 59m ago

If you suddenly became rich, what’s the first thing you would do?

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u/BlondeAddictionX 58m ago edited 51m ago

Buy a mattress that costs more than my first car, then sleep in until noon out of principle. Rich people don't set alarms that's the whole point

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u/theglaringmatrix 54m ago

would pay off every single bill in one sitting just to see that big fat zero balance across the board. then probably book a flight somewhere i cant pronounce and eat pasta for every meal

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u/Bored710420 57m ago

Blow and hookers obviously

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u/Petty_Laws 52m ago

Buy every plot of land next to me, displace my neighbours by paying them fair money, and have peace and quite forever in the town I grew in and have loved since ever.

Also, I would use my money to grew small businesses around me related to agriculture, so the produce here is plenty for everyone at cost money, no extra charges.

As someone who cook every meal from scratch, it feels just right.

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u/Strong_Guidance_6437 57m ago

Relocate to somewhere nice. Swiss Alps maybe

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u/ProbablyBunchofAtoms 53m ago

Buy WinRAR license

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u/thekettleenters 48m ago

Stop work. Go on a holiday where we can really plan what we want to do with the rest our lives without telling anyone we’ve now got a lot of money.

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u/ripMyTime0192 57m ago

probably share some of the money

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u/Odd-Cod2516 56m ago

Send my parents their inheritance. $1 each.

Then I'd move out of the fucking US and never look back.

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u/thepickletony 56m ago

travel the world

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u/sachblue 56m ago

Eat 🍮 for a week 😋 Then buy a town

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u/Senior_Ad1298 56m ago

Start lobbying.

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u/LogDangerous7410 54m ago

Probably pay off my parents house

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u/Pretengineer_825 54m ago

Spread it in a ladder of T-bills, live off interest. Never spend the principal

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u/Swimming_Put1506 53m ago

Find a mold free home and the best functional medicine doctor I can. Heal.

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u/Anonymouswhining 52m ago

Honestly? I would find out what legal ways I could harass the guy who physically assaulted me

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u/5173_ 50m ago

eat something really nice immediately! everything else comes after. 😁

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u/swazo89 49m ago

Probably visit switzerland.damn that place is so breathtaking 🥰🥰🥰

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u/fatfarterforever 49m ago

Go grocery shopping and buy nothing that is on sale

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u/emilie1031 47m ago

Help homeless dogs and cats

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u/-Radioman- 44m ago

Move to a quiet spot in Atlantic Canada maybe NB or NS. Build a log cabin on 10 acres and think about starting an electronics business.

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u/SpringStill 43m ago

Pay all my bills and mom’s..
Renovate her home
Buy a few extra houses and rent them
Buy me and my family a home
Go on a holiday (I even skip this years vacation cause I got no money left)
Eat more seafood 🦞
Focus on poor/homeless

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u/roongOl 40m ago

Dentist

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u/PleaseKofi 39m ago

what kind of rich. if Dumb Musk rich, I am funding every election candidate that is anti-Israel in Foreign Policy, cares about making laws to make life easier for the average American and lobbying to impeach most of the current Supreme Court whilst also funding ADs to push class first candidates through a superPAC cos apparently US citizens over 45 vote solely based on ADs.

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u/Every_Heart_760 38m ago

buy a new house/lot and a sports car

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u/Moist_Yak_7832 31m ago

Get whatever surgery or meds I could to help my senior dog get a couple more good years with no pain

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u/EBweB76 31m ago

Buy my family members cars, then invest the rest.
(You didn’t specify: filthy rich, ridiculously rich, etc)
If I were permanently rich, I’d also buy each of them a house.

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u/AYK2026 20m ago

I would go and travel the world and move somewhere nice.

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u/Krishnamohred 53m ago

I lost so much money in life taking risks, will consider that God really exists! 🥰

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u/Ok_Drama_6985 52m ago edited 47m ago

Just talked to my son about this tonight. We agree we would buy back the lake place my dementia ridden parents had stolen from them by a developer. The place was worth 5 million 20 years ago. The guy paid them 250,000. We hired an elder lawyer, but we could not do anything about it. It’s been sold a couple of times, but we want it back and the only way we’ll get it is to win the lottery.

ETA when my parents realized what they had done by accepting such a lowball offer, even in their cognitive decline, they were devastated. The man told them their children didn’t want the place and that his price was very generous. He literally tricked them. It created such complicated pain in our family.

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u/MeatballMan28 48m ago

Fully pay off my dad's house then use the remaining funds to start a charity and focus on helping the impoverished, building houses for the homeless, feeding the poor, buying toys for families that cannot afford them for Christmas, if I am suddenly rich, I'd do everything in my power to get rid of the money while helping as many people as I can. When I run out, I'll just get a normal job and live a simple life again.

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u/jesswitdamess 55m ago

Not working anymore and traveling the world