Went out with a guy who did the whole gentle voice in front of my friends, then shoulder-checked a cat off a porch because it was “in the way.” Smiled after, like I’d be impressed he doesn’t take attitude from something that weighs nine pounds. I didn’t argue. I just watched him explain it. The explanation was the creepy part. Men who need to win against a cat will eventually need to win against you. I blocked him before the Uber dropped me off. The cat was fine. He was the small one.
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u/hoPamela 2h ago
Went out with a guy who did the whole gentle voice in front of my friends, then shoulder-checked a cat off a porch because it was “in the way.” Smiled after, like I’d be impressed he doesn’t take attitude from something that weighs nine pounds. I didn’t argue. I just watched him explain it. The explanation was the creepy part. Men who need to win against a cat will eventually need to win against you. I blocked him before the Uber dropped me off. The cat was fine. He was the small one.