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Researcher at Russian plague laboratory dies of ‘unknown’ infection

https://edition.cnn.com/2026/10/04/europe/russia-laboratory-plague-accident-intl
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u/The_Schwartz_ 6h ago

Picked one helluva week to start reading The Stand...

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u/Skreeethemindthief 6h ago

Picked a hell of a week to stop sniffing glue.

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u/somecow 6h ago

Have you ever seen a grown man naked?

And don’t call me shirley.

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u/TheFrenchSavage 6h ago

Have you ever been in a Turkish prison?

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u/Bored_Orangutan 6h ago

Do you like movies about gladiators?

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u/This_Wolverine4691 5h ago

You like movies about gladiators?

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u/NicknameKenny 6h ago edited 5h ago

See what you can do with this printout!

EDIT: See what you can make of this!

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u/redbanjo 5h ago

I can make a broach, or a pterodactyl...

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u/Mr_Pogi_In_Space 5h ago

The tower! The tower! Rapunzel! Rapunzel!

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u/plateglass1 4h ago

There’s a sale at Penney’s!

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u/AlCapone111 5h ago

You ever been to a Turkish prison?

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u/andreasbaader6 6h ago

Can I still be frank?

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u/TrickyChildhood2917 5h ago

Do you like gladiator movies?

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u/Parker_Hemphill 4h ago

Billy, do you like gladiators?

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u/RWDPhotos 6h ago

Picked the wrong week to stop doing amphetamines

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u/newMike3400 6h ago

What’s a hospital ?

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u/AnimalDandruf 6h ago

It’s a large building with patients but that’s not important right now

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u/Actual-Package-3164 5h ago

I picked a helluva week to stop blowing autopilots

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u/AnimalTap 6h ago

You not a real one if you don't still do this 👆

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u/blackngold256 4h ago

Picked one helluva week in general

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u/ProfessionalFly5194 4h ago

What kind of plane is it?

Oh, it's a big pretty white plane with red stripes, curtains in the windows and wheels and it looks like a big Tylenol

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u/total_brodel 6h ago

I was reading it while I had Covid and I was driving to Colorado

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u/Technical-Agency8128 5h ago edited 5h ago

That’s pretty crazy. I was watching tv on November 21, 1980 while reading the book at the point when the Vegas hotel exploded. I looked up to see the MGM grand on fire on the news. That freaked me out. I was 14. And I just looked it up and the MGM grand is the hotel in that book. I just thought it was a random hotel. Talk about synchronicity.

Edit: while I was writing the above a family member had the tv show Best Medicine on and it’s the episode on the plague. The synchronicity is off the charts lol

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u/TrackVol 3h ago

!RemindMe! in 18 months when the world is on fire and we are all hiding in our basements, looking for rats for nourishment

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u/BoringMisteak 1h ago

Reading while driving.

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u/total_brodel 1h ago

I did a mixture of reading and listening on audiobook for the stand since I was traveling.

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u/Debalic 6h ago

I read it about thirty times in high school, haven't touched it since then.

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u/DeliriumTrigger 6h ago

Why on earth wouldn't you want to read a story about an extremely contagious virus being released from a government laboratory and a charismatic pseudo-fascist promising salvation while punishing those he views as disloyal?

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u/Debalic 6h ago

The 90s were a more innocent time.

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u/The_Schwartz_ 5h ago

When fiction can be just a little too on the nose..

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u/Technical-Agency8128 5h ago edited 5h ago

It was released in 1978 and I read it in 1980. Very different times. But it was an amazing read.

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u/DeliriumTrigger 5h ago

Of course, but that doesn't change the circumstances of the last decade and how that could affect people's willingness to engage with a fictional story that has story beats that hit a little too close to home.

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u/Technical-Agency8128 5h ago edited 5h ago

It’s a story of survival.

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u/DeliriumTrigger 4h ago

Again, not disagreeing. Someone in an abusive relationship might not want to read a story about an abusive relationship even if the protagonist survives.

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u/Technical-Agency8128 5h ago edited 5h ago

Same. It was junior high for me in 1980 when I was 14. I couldn’t put that book down. Maybe it’s time for a reread 😱

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u/Debalic 5h ago

So you haven't read the extended version? There was a re release with a few chapters added; I read both but couldn't say what the differences were.

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u/HechoEnChine 5h ago

I read the book and extended back to back in the mid 90's. There is a lot more background and story of secondary characters. My feeling was that it was good but I understood why they were cut.

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u/Technical-Agency8128 5h ago

I heard about the extended version. Will have to get it now.

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u/TheOGPotatoPredator 4h ago

Outstanding book. The way people lost their fucking minds always seemed very realistic.

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u/The_Schwartz_ 3h ago

Parallels are becoming easier to draw by the day.

It's fine. Everything's fine.

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u/clorox_cowboy 6h ago

Awww, man, I’m on my like third reread of it right now!

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u/AnimalDandruf 6h ago

Definitely one of my favorites!

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u/testtdk 6h ago

Better hurry and finish, before we all get plagued!

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u/non_Beneficial-Wind 6h ago

Had it in my hands no less than 2 hrs ago.

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u/StarCi 6h ago

Reading The Stand right now as well.

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u/Aranthos-Faroth 6h ago

Fan-fuckin-tastic book

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u/Latter_Key8112 6h ago

Don’t Fear the Reaper

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u/LittleCrimsonWyvern 6h ago

That’s pretty epic.

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u/insufficient_nvram 6h ago

I picked a helluva week to stop sniffing glue

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u/backmost 4h ago

Okay maybe it’s just me, I bought a copy of The Stand Uncut edition at a cheap used book store back in 2010 and I couldn’t for the life of me get through it. I get he wanted a more curated experience to give the whole story, but I feel there’s a reason some things are left on the cutting room floor. 

Trashcan Man was kinda cool I guess 

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u/TheUpbeatCrow 2h ago

There's a scene near the beginning where Frannie and her mom have it out over her pregnancy that was cut from the abridged version. I can't imagine leaving that scene out; it was so compelling and such a descriptive way to tell Frannie's story.

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u/allanb49 3h ago

Got to chapter 8 yet

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u/Latter_Key8112 2h ago

Literally one of my FAVORITE. BOOKS. EVER.

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u/thelittleluca 1h ago

The Stephen King book? I just got it but haven’t started.

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u/Tarengo 45m ago

Baby, can you dig your man? He’s a righteous man!

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u/Silent_Anybody5253 6h ago

Am watching the show for the first time right now

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u/Agitated-Score365 6h ago

The Mini series was awesome. I think I still have it on VHS.

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u/CastTrunnionsSuck 6h ago

M O O N, that spells ..

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u/curiousbydesign 6h ago

I'm trying to find a book. Apparently it's like what happens with widespread super diseases or something. They make certain college subject tracks read it. I can't remember the book title but I absolutely want to get a copy.

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u/lushico 6h ago

I’m reading Demon in the Freezer and thinking, at least it’s not smallpox. That we know of

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u/Technical-Agency8128 5h ago

Really. I have the smallpox inoculation but I wonder if it would still fight it off. So many don’t have it now which is scary. Wonder if they should start it up again. Or maybe it would be different to where there is no immunity. I need to think about skmethjng different now lol

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u/lushico 5h ago

I haven’t finished the book yet but the US did make huge amounts of the vaccine after the anthrax attacks in 2001. I’m pretty sure they have a plan in place. Unfortunately inoculation doesn’t last that long, but hopefully you wouldn’t die from it!

What’s worse is that it seems there is a certain gene that they can “turn on” to disable immune response in the host, in which case vaccines won’t help.

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u/Technical-Agency8128 5h ago

Yeah they would definitely try to get around the vaccine. We’re all in it together. Fun times 🤩

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u/Careless-Resource-72 6h ago

Captain Trips

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u/gottacatchemsome 6h ago

Bump-de-bump

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u/Marciluphigus01 6h ago

Captain Tripps! Captain Tripps! Captain Tropps!

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u/HamsterSeparate 6h ago

I mean… I’m not saying I have less anxiety since moving a few days walk to Boulder but also I have less anxiety since moving a few days walk to Boulder

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u/Oily_Blob 6h ago

very appropriate read for these times

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u/Sivalon 6h ago

Thought we were gonna live through it with COVID

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u/DoubleJumps 5h ago

I started two days ago...

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u/its_kgs_not_lbs 5h ago

I really enjoyed the series when it was on FX. I've heard the book series is far better. May have to get into it.

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u/Bungee-Gum-1 5h ago

hell yeah i’m on page 1100. godspeed, soldier

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u/HechoEnChine 5h ago

He never has a second cup of coffee at home.

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u/Maniacal-Maniac 5h ago

I happened to be watching Outbreak right now as well

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u/Swampfox515 5h ago

I started reading The Stand in December of 2019…

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u/YuenglingsDingaling 5h ago

Pickes one hell of a week to read Biological Warfae by Annie Jacobson.

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u/thedaveness 4h ago

I just finished the show 12 monkeys 😵‍💫😨☠️

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u/Medical_Throat_7804 4h ago

lol I was rereading it the first week of Covid. Had to go to work (healthcare) and showed up and a bunch of crows were just chilling in the parking lot. It was fabulous 😂

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u/The_Schwartz_ 3h ago

I don't shy away from much, but that particular set of circumstances would've made me nope right tf out

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u/LeftSky828 4h ago

The long or short version?

I love when King ends a chapter with “and they’d never see each-other alive, again.”

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u/The_Schwartz_ 3h ago

My first run through the extended version. An invitation to King diving deeper into character dev? Yes please

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u/LordButtworth 4h ago

Funny thing is I have been listening to Annie Jacobson on like every podcast recently warning about a pneumonic plauge outbreak.

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u/Ueueteotl 6h ago

Hahahahaha! Oh buddy. Yeah… yeah…..

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u/nrrrdgrrl 5h ago

laws yes

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u/Mr-A-1991 4h ago

One of King's great works.