r/news • u/hoosakiwi • 8h ago

Researcher at Russian plague laboratory dies of ‘unknown’ infection

https://edition.cnn.com/2026/10/04/europe/russia-laboratory-plague-accident-intl
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u/trer24 6h ago

I love a clean ass.

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u/abadlook 4h ago

hell yeah, who else likes eating ass

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u/NavidsonsFall 4h ago

"Jesus Christ, who starts a sentence like that? I JUST sat down!"

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u/TheUpbeatCrow 3h ago

I think I was born without the "eating ass" gene, because I never want to do that

Maybe like how for some people cilantro tastes like soap, for me eating ass just tastes like shit

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u/ApprehensiveStill412 3h ago

I once saw a jeep and on the back window it said in huge letters “I EAT ASS” with an outline of a butt. Like wtf dude.

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u/Admirable_Market2759 3h ago

Wow, such judgement.

Can’t a man have a hobby? /s

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u/lilfishylulu008 4h ago

Happy Cake Day!! Also, who doesnt love a clean ass?

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u/Away_Ad_5017 4h ago

Palm, rinse, fingers, rinse, repeat.