r/news • u/hoosakiwi • 8h ago

Researcher at Russian plague laboratory dies of ‘unknown’ infection

https://edition.cnn.com/2026/10/04/europe/russia-laboratory-plague-accident-intl
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u/starrpamph 6h ago

This time I’m doing the multi million dollar ppp loan forgiveness like everyone else did

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u/withanother 5h ago

im ready to become a small business that sells resin related items and YES i will be overcharging

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u/ryaaan89 5h ago edited 3h ago

I’m at least going to refinance my house at 2% again.

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u/Formal_Albatross_836 6h ago

Yeah I have a business now and didn’t during Covid. Republican greed, here I come!

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u/starrpamph 6h ago

Literally man. Those people had the exotic car dealerships in a fit trying to fill orders.

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u/Hadrian23 6h ago

Get it and Be the next Elon musk! Warning: side affects may Incluxe, botched penis surgery, body build like a cardboard box, spouting white nationalist talking points, throwing a siege heil on live television, sueing anyone who looks at you funny, paying people to play your diablo 4 character, begging people to like you, and your children despise you.

Consult your doctor if "PPP is for you."

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u/starrpamph 5h ago

Why does he look like he has a 93 gallon trash can in his chest

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u/thegoodnamesrgone123 4m ago

Man I had a business and I was like, I don't think I qualify for that. I was very dumb.