You’re doing great, they won’t even suspect a thing because of these tinfoils doing the job for us. They can literally know that I’m being 100% serious about this exact message and not do a thing about it.
We'll have a few more before you leave. Pandemics happen fairly regularly, around one every 20 years - that doesn't mean there's 20 years between, Hong Kong Flu and Asian Flu were only ten years apart.
Many political historians like using the four horsemen of the apocalypse as examples of the inevitable outcomes of mismanaged authoritarian regimes and breakdown of bureaucracies for the sake of nationalism.
Famines, plagues, and war are all averted best by funding the relatively unpopular fields of scientific research and diplomacy, whose victories are rarely celebrated or even known by most people, if not entirely subverted with the idea thst "someone would have done it eventually".
Oddly no one ever looks at Napoleon and goes "someone would have conquered continental Europe eventually". And yet, despite being glazed as a great man, the EU managed to unite most of the continent for far longer without any statues or holidays or dramatist biopics or fanfare.
Are we sure he is dead. Like really extra sure he is completely dead and not coming back. Like in the ground 10ft under with concrete and steel and a gunshot wound to the brain stem sure. Cause ah, as a millennial, I just really want to make sure we are not doing this whole thing. We were legit joking with the whole yolo thing.
We're just going to see more and more with global warming and shit. Add into that that pretty much anyone can do gene editing at home, and the growing power of A.I, we may be soon seeing home grown bio terrorism.
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u/platyelminthas 7h ago
How many plagues can one accept in a lifetime?