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Researcher at Russian plague laboratory dies of ‘unknown’ infection

https://edition.cnn.com/2026/10/04/europe/russia-laboratory-plague-accident-intl
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u/AaronfromKY 7h ago

If it means I don't have to spend 5 hours a week in traffic, fuck yeah

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u/aeschenkarnos 7h ago

Maybe THIS TIME we can keep work from home after the pandemic? Maybe?

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u/Scuba9Steve 6h ago

Nah sorry the defense contractor I work for says we’re essential workers again.

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u/Xerpentine 1h ago

What, you dont like being called a hero and getting free pizza, but not higher pay, while everyone else stays home? Geez.

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u/mudo2000 4h ago

*laughs in commercial real estate broker*

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u/DomusCircumspectis 5h ago

Many of us have kept it, shouldn't have let them take it away from you

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u/buffystakeded 5h ago

Seriously. My boss/company asked if I wanted to come back and flat out said no. They were like, ok, just keep doing your work.

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u/DomusCircumspectis 4h ago

I moved further out so that they would have a harder time getting me back into the office. It worked.

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u/One_Huckleberry_ 5h ago

Blame the people who decided to show all the ways they were not working from home / exploiting the system and upload it to TikTok

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u/valdev 4h ago

Im convinced much of that was staged to create an argument to end work from home.

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u/One_Huckleberry_ 4h ago

You’ve got more faith in people’s stupidity than I do haha

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u/GTAIVisbest 2h ago

WFH is out of the box now, it's only a matter of time before almost all white-collar employees are at least 2-3 days hybrid

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u/alrightfornow 7h ago

A 30 minute commute to work? You're lucky

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u/AaronfromKY 7h ago

It's anywhere from 28-40+ minutes each way. It's soul crushing. I have never had a commute be longer than 20 minutes on a bad day, and especially because I got done doing the same work for like 3 years at home, it's really irritating to have to go into a cubicle to work.

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u/Scuba9Steve 6h ago

Mine is worse now. 47-1hr+ each way 4 days a week. But I was 8 mins or wfh for 4 years prior

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u/PsychRN4K 4h ago

Mine is 47-1hr+ each way 5 days a week. It used to be easier to work from home once a week but then we hired our Team Leader and someone took advantage, so now we're all in the office Monday-Friday every week. Sucks, I'm thinking some other funkiness is going to put me back out on the travel nursing road again soon. I'm looking, there are contracts that look OK...

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u/Scuba9Steve 3h ago

My work is a combination of people who are WFH because they got hired before/during Covid, and then newer people who aren’t being allowed WFH because they weren’t around during that time lol

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u/stankygrapes 5h ago

Audiobooks, my friend! I’ve been doing a 45min commute for 19 years.

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u/Aloha_Tamborinist 4h ago

Assuming you're in the US, the car culture there seems insane. I'm lucky enough to live in a part of Australia where I can cycle about 20-25 mins from home to the equivalent of downtown for work.

I've had jobs in the past where I've had to drive 30-45mins each way and it's exactly as you describe - soul crushing.

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u/mtzeaz 3h ago

Is this supposed to be a joke? Lmao 40 minutes is a short commute.

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u/AaronfromKY 2h ago

Not in any job I want to be part of

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u/I_am_N0t_that_guy 1h ago

You would prefer lockdown over a 30min commute? lmao so weak

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u/Careless-Weather8877 3h ago

lol even if my drive is ten minutes google tells me I average 23.8 hours in meetings. So I guess I have to do my actual job I. The other 16.2 hours

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u/Certified_GSD 3h ago

I have about a 15-20 minute commute to work, depending on traffic, which route I take, and if I want to go fast and assume there isn't a state trooper running a speed trap on the interstate. I used to live even closer and could just take my motorcycle and scoot on the small streets and be at work in six or seven minutes.

Apparently when I tell people this, it's wild. A lot of my coworkers are driving 40-60 minutes for their commute ONE WAY to get to the office.

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u/Canadian-Man-infj 7h ago

Don't do dead, though.

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u/hibbitydibbidy 7h ago

It's just the flu, remember?

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u/User-1653863 7h ago

So I should buy stock in Ivermectin, or..?

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u/justbrowsinginpeace 7h ago

I was in an Agri-store with my 80 year father this summer and I saw Ivermectin related products, so I told him Americans were taking that for COVID. He used to farm a little before he retired and was quite familiar with it for live stock, at first he didn't believe me but when I showed him some videos he laughed so hard he got light headed and the store owner made him sit down and brought him a glass of water. We were worried he might pass out he couldn't catch his breath laughing.

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u/aeschenkarnos 6h ago edited 6h ago

Funny thing is it sort of works, but the reason why isn’t because it does anything directly to the virus in the human body. The original study showed that ivermectin in vitro inhibited virus reproduction. No shit. The problem was that the concentration of ivermectin required to do that, was forty times the lethal human dose.

They decided, in my view intelligently and responsibly (it’s a crisis, why not try anything that’s reasonably harmless) to trial it at human tolerance levels, to see if it helped. It did help, but what the cookers miss is that it helped most in places like India, Indonesia, and African nations, where intestinal parasites are endemic.

Of course if you get rid of your parasites, you’re going to suffer less from Covid, recover faster, etc. You’ll also feel better, sleep better, run a shorter timed hundred metres, dance with more verve, be more productive at work, blah blah.

It was also effective in certain areas of the United States. We all know which areas. Those same areas that show higher percentages of alcoholism, other drug addictions, obesity, teenage pregnancy, shorter lifespans, bedsores, lower literacy, and voting Republican.

So the dumbfuck degenerate cooker Trumpletons did their experiments, noted the positive results, and came to the wrong conclusion.

A similar experiment was conducted with vaccines, and of course concluded that vaccination lowers the duration and severity of the infection (if not directly the likelihood, although having people around who carry it at lower severity for lower duration reduces infection likelihood). The cookers angrily rejected this experiment, preferring their own.

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u/Severe-Magician5981 6h ago

Has to be a dogwhistle when bro tries to describe majority black areas and throws in the “voting republican” at the end to cover it up.

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u/Enlightened_Gardener 5h ago

You know as an Australian I automatically assumed he was talking about white trailer trash.

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u/Severe-Magician5981 4h ago

Those don’t actually apply to “white trailer trash” on a larger scale, just because they still tend to have more resources and opportunities. A general pattern for the states he’s describing is that they have a lathe underserved black population that brings all the numbers down:

  • Life expectancy of black vs white population has a five to ten year difference in most states
  • Teen birth rate is twice as high for black girls than white girls
  • Black adults are significantly more likely to be obese than white adults, especially black women compared to white women. It’s even more striking in kids — black kids are twice as likely to be obese as white kids
  • Black adults are more likely to die of overdose than white adults, though this doesn’t discriminate and indigenous Americans are actually most likely
  • Black Americans have a significantly lower literacy rate than white Americans, with 36% of black adults having low literacy skills, compared to only 12% of white Americans

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u/aeschenkarnos 2h ago

Why is this the case?

Because white trailer trash vote Republican, because Republicans use racism to get their votes.

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u/Tocwa 6h ago

What’s wrong with voting 🗳️ Republican? Not all of them are as bad as Trump..some are respectable like Massie and MTG

Trump kicked them out of the party..that should tell you they weren’t part of MAGA

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u/GeneralPatten 5h ago

What's wrong with voting Republican? The fact that even Massie and MTG voted with Trump 90% of the time is what's wrong. They only care about the Epstein files and wars of choice.

While those are important things, they could not care less about health care, a woman's right to autonomy, separation of church and State, due process for ALL peoples within our borders, the social safety net, environmental protections, education programs...

You want more reasons?

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u/Tocwa 4h ago

But Sharia Law and the Islamist takeover is perfectly okay?

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u/GeneralPatten 4h ago

OMFG... LMAO! OMFG... For real? I've never come across a bigger straw man in my life! Where the fuck are you coming up with the delusion that the US is, in ANY way, threatened by an Islamist takeover and sharia law?!? Give me ONE example of said threat.

For what it's worth, I'm about as supportive of an Islamist takeover with Sharia Law as I am with a Christian takeover and Christian Law. Both can equally fuck off as far as I'm concerned. And, the fact is... a Christian takeover is an exponentially larger threat to freedom these days.

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u/placebotwo 2h ago

None of that is happening, meanwhile Christian Nationalism (which is Sharia Law) IS currently happening in the United States.

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u/Awkward_Pangolin3254 1h ago

The things that aren't happening?

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u/Dry_Grapefruit_3711 6h ago

Ivermectin doesn’t do anything for COVID, but it’s a pretty common anti-parasite medication for humans. It’s just as willfully ignorant to say no human should be taking ivermectin as it is to say ivermectin cures COVID.

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u/dumpster_fire_diva76 2h ago

I know people who would go to the feed store for antibiotics because they couldn't afford a doctor visit. Instead of driving people to take medication they can easily harm themselves with, why not ensure all Americans have healthcare? We outspend every other wealthy nation on the planet on healthcare costs, but we're the only country in the top 40 without universal healthcare. Oh, and vaccinate your kids. Autism is hereditary.

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u/CocconutMonkey 7h ago

Hydroxycloroquine is my jam

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u/boris9983 7h ago

If dipshits take those two for another disease they don't work for, then at least the rest of us will have enough antibiotics to survive.

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u/janosslyntsjowls 4h ago

Hey now not being able to get my prescription plaquenil/hydroxycloroquine for arthritis isn't cool either

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u/Mr_E_Monkey 5h ago

I'm hopeful that my investment in suppository LEDs doesn't go to waste.

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u/Ok_Confection_10 7h ago

Buy stock in toilet paper and hanny sanny

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u/Scuba9Steve 6h ago

No try meme stocks and meme coins instead

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u/ViewedFromTheOutside 6h ago

This time it’ll probably be some anti flea medication for cats …

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u/CantPullOutRightNow 6h ago

And anal bleach.

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u/StevieMJH 5h ago

Is that safe to use with that one medication that causes fatal taint swelling?

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u/StevieMJH 5h ago

Pillows, probably.

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u/Infinite_stardust 5h ago

Just stick a lamp up your ass

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u/XxIcEspiKExX 4h ago

And end up with a moth problem? Have you seen the cost of electricity these days?

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u/monster_bunny 4h ago

I was just talking to my spouse about this. There’s a bunch of stuff that my brain covered up. I’m not sure if it qualifies as PTSD or traumatic but it’s wild how much I had already forgotten.

So many people died. Horrific and alone. Behind plastic and PPE while the Four Tops would play over grocery store speakers and we’d try to make hand signals with the cashiers because we were all learning how to mask properly. Local restaurants just trying to stay afloat with tents and string lights and limited menus.

Curbside and contactless. Cocktails to go.
Scrubbing hands after getting home and always only one of us at a time. Washing clothes constantly just because we went to Walmart. Sanitizer from breweries, toilet paper economies.

And healthcare workers just doing their best while fuck faces preached on podcasts. No noise from the street. Parades for children’s parties. My neighbors grandma couldn’t use an iPad but a nurse held one up to her bed and that’s how they said i love you and goodbye.

Makeshift morgues.

I’m not sure we learned much.

But we had dolphins in the water and some of the most beautiful shots of a smog-free cities. That was nice.

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u/sbd2010 7h ago

A little horse dewormer will surely fix it.

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u/Tryhard_3 6h ago

*reloading shotgun*

"At least I didn't catch the flu."

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u/LA_Ramz 4h ago

Never go full Dead

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u/Acrobatic-Pool1474 7h ago

My heart breaks for you. 5 hours is soul crushing

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u/miscsb 7h ago

30 minutes each way is a pretty average commute

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u/Zestyclose_Car_4971 6h ago

30 minutes there, 30 minutes back. 5 hours.

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u/Cereal_Bandit 6h ago

I just switched locations at my job and it added 5 minutes to my 30-minute commute and I feel this. I used to drive through a state park :(

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u/Zestyclose_Car_4971 6h ago

It’s not even a joke lol, when I changed recently I had to start watching literal minutes or I would get home too late. It doesn’t make sense but it does.

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u/Del_Duio2 4h ago

Yeah I spend about an hour in the morning and easily an hour and a half or 45 minutes home every day.

I’d take 5 hours in traffic a week TOTAL in a heartbeat

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u/Careless-Weather8877 3h ago

Puts on makeup and showers. Well that’s a hour.

Drives during the worse traffic because of it. Omg

This is how they sound

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u/SuzyLouWhoo 6h ago

10 hours for me. An hour each way 5 days a week. I get through a lot of audiobooks.

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u/SafsoufaS123 7h ago

What? Not only me but most people I know that commute have commutes that last longer, even double half an hour trips. Try 10 hours.

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u/yeah__good__ok 6h ago

is your soul double crushed?

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u/whoopsno 4h ago

Even though your thing might suck worse, that doesn't mean that someone else's thing doesn't suck too.

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u/Jean-LucBacardi 6h ago

I spend 16 hours in traffic a week. 🙃

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u/xtanol 6h ago

Get a motorcycle and it'll be the best part of your day!

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u/sharmander15 5h ago

Extra bonus: you won’t have to worry about going to work for too long if you take said bike on the highway

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u/AsunderXXV 6h ago

And being paid $1,000 a week just having a blast online with all my friends XD.

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u/redtron3030 5h ago

This time we got AI. They will just fire everyone instead of RTO.

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u/MrOwlBeback24 6h ago

Dont worry. It'll all be better in November.

Thats when GTA 6 comes out.

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u/cafeteriastyle 6h ago

You must not live in Nashville lmao

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u/blufox4900 5h ago

That's one monkey's paw way of getting cheaper gas lol

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u/thathaw 5h ago

Preach brother

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u/Few-Indication3478 3h ago

Ew why are you making me add up my car time. Give me the disease if we’re doing lockdown

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u/girthbrooks1 6h ago

Only 5!? Just one hour each day?! Man I’d be thrilled! I spend 1.5-2 hrs a day commuting.

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u/MildlyAgitatedBovine 6h ago

Get a motorcycle! If you live, you'll thank me.

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u/4mla1fn 6h ago

we still have sourdough starter.

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u/Jaruut 5h ago

As a truck driver, I support this.

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u/orangesandonions 5h ago

Only 5 hours? Psssh, lucky

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u/Jonesbro 5h ago

That sounds like a you problem. Live closer to work

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u/AaronfromKY 4h ago

I live 13 miles from work. I used to live closer and then I was WFH and we RTOed

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u/itscochino 5h ago

Just 5 hrs a week? That's light.

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u/LoseNotLooseIdiot 5h ago

5 hours a week

Rookie numbers.

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u/ButReallyFolks 4h ago

IF you live and are lucky enough to work from home…

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u/Renegade_Soviet 6h ago

Brother I drive 3 hours total everyday. 5 hours in a week is soft

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u/AaronfromKY 6h ago

Bragging about a shitty commute isn't gonna earn you a trophy or award. Hope it's worth it for you

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u/Renegade_Soviet 6h ago

Bragging? My dude, complaining about a 5 hour per week commute is like complaining that your car only gets 40 miles per gallon

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u/AaronfromKY 6h ago

My car gets 26 MPG in traffic, but point taken. We all deserve better work-life balance

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u/inagious 7h ago

Takes like these man, you’ll take suffering for everyone to save you a commute, maybe get a new gig.

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u/pishtalpete 7h ago

I love the idea that this guy is standing next to a big red button stroking his chin going "hmmm I doo hate traffic thought"

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u/inagious 7h ago

Literally, do I want the world to suffer? Uhhhh ya i save my commute!

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u/sbd2010 7h ago

Most people actually do prefer to be at home and not stuck in traffic OR at work. We should be reverting to WFH where possible bc of the gasoline shortage like yesterday anyway.

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u/inagious 7h ago

Global pandemic getting us there is acceptable though? Selfish af lol

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u/sbd2010 7h ago

Well I never said that.

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u/inagious 5h ago

Read the comment you are defending then my guy lol coming at me when you don’t even know what you’re saying then

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u/sbd2010 5h ago

It’s called a conversation my guy. Adding my 2 cents doesn’t mean I am defending the comment I replied to.

Literacy rates. Plummeting.

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u/GonWithTheNen 4h ago

What gets me about this whole exchange is that you simply stated people's work preferences and the other person said you were "coming at" them.

It's becoming more and more common for people to think that they're being argued with unless someone agrees wholeheartedly with them - and that's as scary as the abysmal literacy rates.

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u/sbd2010 4h ago

It absolutely is. Idk if they’re all bots or we genuinely have this many people who forgot what the original point of social media was.

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u/AaronfromKY 7h ago

I've been trying to. I managed to get a WFH gig in 2021 after 20 years working in grocery stores and about a year ago they went up to 5 days a week RTO. It fucking sucks, and I just don't know if I can find something closer or what have you, because I will not start over somewhere else, I have skills and experience and I basically feel like the 27 years I have worked (since I was 15) should be worth so much more than $55k a year. I made more in 2018 and it's been stagnant to downward even since even moreso with inflation.

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u/inagious 7h ago

Hey dude I hope you are able to find something else or things improve with your work. I don’t need another global pandemic though thanks.

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u/Rohit_BFire 5h ago

Please no. There are you know ACTUAL REAL jobs that require going out of the house to make a living

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u/AaronfromKY 4h ago

I know that, I had a retail grocery store job for 20 years and my last year was 2020, during the pandemic. I know people who died from the virus. So yeah I will stay my ass home if I can and not abuse workers who can't.