r/justgalsbeingchicks • u/0-selfrespect • Jul 12 '26

Restricted to Gals and Pals A very valid crash out

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u/shalekodemono Jul 12 '26

I think it's a good thing. 'ANA THE ASS BREAKER' it's intimidating

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u/PsyOpBunnyHop Official Gal Jul 12 '26 edited Jul 13 '26

"Well, if it isn't little miss fart ass."

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u/No_Pin9932 Jul 12 '26

Shit this made me cackle. Got me good fucker, lmfao.

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u/No-Foot-261 Jul 13 '26

Same. lol

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u/ExcitingGuess5457 Jul 13 '26

Me too... Laughed so good my ears popped 🤣

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u/Neverlast0 Jul 13 '26

I could imagine this line like she's walking into work and the work place bully with most of the other staff is just standing near her work station. Well well well...

Like its some 80's movie.

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '26 edited Jul 21 '26

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u/raddishes_united Jul 13 '26

It’s soccer, Greg.

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u/rudnat Jul 13 '26

We need the "Office Space" "" Good Morning Ana PetCu"

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u/Kuuinteru Jul 13 '26

Thanks, you almost killed me with that one, probably my fault for not putting down my phone and focusing on eating 😩😅

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u/SpyderSquash Jul 14 '26

I feel so bad for her, oh mannnn 😂😭

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u/PuzzyFussy Jul 12 '26

Like deadass... 🤣 sorry

Ass breaker is cool af tho

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u/-Fedaykin- Jul 13 '26

First of her name, Breaker of Asses, Farter of the North.

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u/Silver_Grapefruit226 Jul 14 '26

Sounds like a legendary video game character in a parody dark soul series.

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u/themomcat Aug 27 '26

The North remembers…

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u/Speartree Jul 13 '26

She was being polite about it. It's litterally Ana Fartass. The poor dear.

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u/loungesinger Jul 13 '26

Or if you’re just hearing it (as opposed to reading it), her name could mean “Ana farts ass.”

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u/Obvious_Peanut_8093 Jul 13 '26

she sounds like she and i would have a lovely evening together. no further questions your honor.

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u/nbandqueerren Jul 12 '26

Right?! I think that's awesome.

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u/recyclopath_ Jul 12 '26

Yeah I think she should just get buffer and lean into it.

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u/Double-Afternoon-702 Jul 13 '26

a "Pete cul" in french is an expression used to describe someone that is a pain in the ass.. Like "Cunt"... Some names are harder to carry than other

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u/Mind-The-Mines Jul 13 '26

Men wouldn't stop telling people they're named Ass Breaker.

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u/B4cteria Jul 12 '26

Unfortunately, it doesn't mean ass-breaker; pète-cul means "f*cling annoying".

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u/unlordtempest Jul 13 '26

Or 'super hot'. Just saying.

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u/perton Jul 13 '26

Intimidating, or endearing? As someone whose ass has been broken a number of times, if anything I’m intrigued.

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u/UnimpressionableCage Jul 13 '26

She even looks like Ana de Armas

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u/No-Road299 Jul 13 '26

Full agree. Just a hilarious title at worst

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u/OmecronPerseiHate Jul 13 '26

This post is fun because if you don't listen to it then it's just some lady with super puffy lips talking and honestly the puffy lips are fun

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u/Miniature_Colosus Jul 13 '26

Way more terrifying than 'Vlad The Impaler'!

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u/shalekodemono Jul 13 '26

Hahahahaha 🤣🤣 that's a power couple right there. Someone should pitch it to Netflix

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u/Unbentmars Jul 13 '26

Dungeon Crawler Carl fanfic MC right here

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u/Umikaloo Jul 13 '26

Unfortunately, "Peter" means more like "collapse" than "smash"

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u/Jumpy_Fly_1975 Jul 13 '26

Hmmm no. I'm french and a "pète cul" means a reallyyyy annoying person. Not intimidating at all when someone tells you they are "Ana super-annoying" lol

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u/thentheresthattoo Jul 13 '26

Maybe she could marry Dick Assman from David Letterman.

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u/bobbymcpresscot Jul 13 '26

Ana Ass Breaker, fattest of asses, first of her name.

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u/derethdweller Jul 13 '26

Sadly Pete-cul translation would be closer to ball-buster than ass breaker.

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u/Late-Jicama5012 Jul 13 '26

Queen of the Vikings.

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u/ellefleming Jul 14 '26

Right. It's not like you're cutting wind. You're breaking asses. ✊

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u/SiderealSimon Jul 14 '26

Almost no one uses it primarily to mean break though.

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u/No_Mess1504 Jul 18 '26

Dark souls boss name