After surgery update: surgery was fucking successful! I now have dozens of fucking staples holding my head together! Fucking left ear hurts and I can't fucking chew solid food yet.

Fucking update: you fuckers are fucking amazing! Thank you for all the fucking positive vibes! Fucking surgery is May 7. It's an olfactory groove meningioma. I had a minor fucking TIA (Google it) and my doc ordered a fucking CT scan that revealed this fucking thing. The pic is an MRI image of a slice of my fucking brain near the bottom. Likely fucking benign.

Fucking found a fucking brain tumor and have to fucking get it fucking removed! FUCKFUCKFUCK!

Too bad for the cheetah' fucking legacy

Mine is "Wonderful Christmastime" by Paul McCartney. Fuck that song.

Take this fucking stick and sit on it

Fuck!

Say what, I don't give a fuck,

Apparently Im sleeping w a fucking coworker🤣🤣

Just why the FUCK

Longer fucks may incur a fine

The fucking world we live in....

that's bullshit, this whole thing is bullshit, that's a scam, fuck the mods, here's 95 reasons why:

[insert 95 reasons why /j]

i'm also a mod (barely) but i did not have part in this decision

at least people can still post like fucking normal

^{- that one mod who has like no permissions cuz i tried to sort flairs once}