r/SipsTea • u/Darth_Ronin • Aug 21 '26

SMH Another foreign object was thrown onto a WNBA court

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u/empty_graph Aug 21 '26

Took them over a minute to get one dildo off the court

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u/otownbbw Aug 21 '26

I wouldn’t want to touch it either…who knows where they plugged it to smuggle it in 🤮

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u/MortCrimm Aug 21 '26

Soon they will have a trained K-9 on standby for “dildo retrieval”. Like a Bat-Boy for dildos…..

I am pretty sure more people would go to WNBA games to watch Rufus retrieve dildos than who go to the games for the sport….

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u/Nufonewhodis4 Aug 21 '26

I've personally watched more clips of the dildos than any actual play. The foul montage again that one white chicken (finger pointing one, not the other famous one) comes in second

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u/Peripatetictyl Aug 21 '26

I mean, we all know it was one of two places, and exactly where for half the demographic.

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u/SunGreene42 Aug 21 '26

You wouldn't be touching it if you just wrap that towel around it like someone finally did, you'd only be touching the towel.

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u/otownbbw Aug 21 '26

True…but the towel tried not touching it as well

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u/DrowningInFeces Aug 21 '26

No one wanted to be the dildo retriever until that guy stepped up.

Announcer: "What a hero" lol

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u/Last_Weeks_Socks Aug 21 '26

They probably just couldn't see it. We know WNBA refs have sight problems.

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u/tENTessee Aug 21 '26

They probably left it, as it was more exciting to the crowd, than the game.

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u/TheOtherGuttersnipe Aug 21 '26

You'd figure after the 10th dildo thrown they'd have an assigned dildo retrieval technician on staff

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u/itsnotyouitsme420 Aug 21 '26

I’ll never think about a quickie the same again

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u/foley800 Aug 21 '26

But angel was so proud of herself when pointing out who she thought did it! Is there a trophy for that?

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u/iamthebirdman-27 Aug 21 '26

The way she shoots make her a not so credible witness.

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u/Scfbigb1 Aug 21 '26

Its a WNBA dildo, it has to be deconsecrated first.

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u/Lost_Found84 Aug 21 '26

Given how long it takes to get one out of office…