r/mallninjashit • • Jan 08 '26

Notice of new sub rules and updated sub description!

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This is an announcement that the rules and description of the sub have been updated for 2026. Please take the time to read through the rules and familiarize yourself with them before posting. Thank you all for the good content and continuing to make r/mallninjashit a great (if not completely ridiculous) sub. Pic for attention.


r/mallninjashit • • 11h ago

Caption says “Do you like the scythe?” BITCH THAT’S A KAMA

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r/mallninjashit • • 19h ago

‘Outrageous’: Suspect accused of smuggling sword into Cincinnati City Hall acquitted

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r/mallninjashit • • 1d ago

I decided to display my blades finally

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100 Upvotes

r/mallninjashit • • 14h ago

"Bulgarian Alians Commandos" . I found a BIG mcdojo\tacticool cult. Huge network of fake police\bodyguard schools!

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r/mallninjashit • • 1d ago

Father in law just gifted me this

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NICE


r/mallninjashit • • 3d ago

Defending against two handguns at once

66 Upvotes

r/mallninjashit • • 4d ago

Found this beauty at work

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29 Upvotes

r/mallninjashit • • 4d ago

Ashida Kim trying to bypass copyright from star wars, and star trek

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24 Upvotes

r/mallninjashit • • 5d ago

Which one of you did this?

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71 Upvotes

r/mallninjashit • • 5d ago

I don't know what to call this monstrosity.

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r/mallninjashit • • 8d ago

Serious collectors only

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r/mallninjashit • • 10d ago

How much would you buy all of these for?

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105 Upvotes

r/mallninjashit • • 12d ago

the biggest mall-ninja LARP I've ever seen

160 Upvotes

r/mallninjashit • • 12d ago

Belarus special forces "training"--edited with background circus music--!!🤹🎪

253 Upvotes

r/mallninjashit • • 13d ago

What could go wrong fitgiting an unfamiliar knife? 🥷

125 Upvotes

r/mallninjashit • • 14d ago

Kevin Macleod; defense against axe (krav maga)

19 Upvotes

r/mallninjashit • • 18d ago

Flaming s-word

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r/mallninjashit • • 19d ago

"S.P.L. 9th system"

213 Upvotes

r/mallninjashit • • 20d ago

This was recommended to me on YT. If it is previously posted please lemme know Ill delete...

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r/mallninjashit • • 21d ago

Found on Crete

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Top middle dagger kinda sick tho


r/mallninjashit • • 21d ago

Another mall, another shop full of it...

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Now, even though this shop had a load of MNS, I mistimed my clicking and got a blurry mess of a smaller shop that is full of garbage knives 😢 They claim "We are the best cutlery company in Rio Grande do Norte."


r/mallninjashit • • 22d ago

tactical scorpion folder

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r/mallninjashit • • 22d ago

mall ninja kitchen knuckles tool

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Lots more similarly stupid shit on their website.


Reminds me of the "D" shaped handleless hammer, only more useful.


r/mallninjashit • • 25d ago

Thought it was a weird axe.

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