I wonder if DeGrey will show up?

Wake up

Do windmill crusher on instinct. 

Thunderclap the lights on

Watch rook hugger's tutorial for the 435th time, just in case. 

Get up from bed

Landslide to the bathroom 

Forward A the door. 

Wash face with the salty tears of those unfortunate enough to stand in Rook's path. 

Yell "unshakable!" into the mirror. 

Earthquake down the stairs. 

Go to the kitchen 

Eat a balanced breakfast of glue and rocks (this buffs Rook's combat potential). 

Vines upstairs 

Boot up 12 year old laptop. 

Search for new Rook tech

Find sick landslide combo. 

Start up fantasy strike. 

Practice throwing cpus for half an hour. 

THE TIME HAS COME

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Disconnect Ethernet cable to maximize Rook's power level. 

Que up for casuals

Be matched against Setsuki, twice Rook's level. 

ROUND ONE, FIGHT! 

Start the round with landslide, just like sirloin taught. 

It catches her divekick, just as predicted

neutral A some extra dirt in her face. 

Throw the rest of her life points away. 

ROUND TWO, FIGHT! 

Landslide 

Checkmate buster

ROUND THREE, FIGHT! 

Landslide 

Landslide 

Landslide 

ROUND FOUR, FIGHT! 

Landsli-

Opponent has quit the match

Understandable, as she couldn't handle the barrage of impeccably spaced, perfectly timed landslides.

Mingle on casuals. 

Wreck innocent souls with some galaxy brain play. 

Close fantasy strike and open discord.

Search "Rook"

Nearly die of sodium overdose.

Open reddit, post some blessed landslides.

A Setsuki comments on the post asking for some tips against Rook.

"lmao landslide is - 4 on block, just throw him" 

That's enough for the day. 

Jump neutral A the power button. 

Jump forward A to the bed. 

Ground super the custom made Rook figurine. 

Assume head crush position. 

Close eyes slowly, knowing of the inevitable nerf Armageddon that will come.

Any other Rook mains here? 🗿

Hello, I'm Darches, one of the lead designers for the upcoming game Super Fantasy Strike Turbo HD Remix. I've been working closely with David Sirloin himself. I have to say, he is a well-done game designer! Today, I will be talking about some of the larger changes in this upcoming sequel.

Mechanical changes

• Crouching is finally in the game! Just kidding. But we've added taunts! Taunting will give the opponent +25% super meter.
• To make the game more exciting, all counter-hits will send the opponent flying into a wall-bounce, no matter how trivial the initial hit was.

Grave

• Grave did not need big changes, but he DID need modern fashion and a more interesting projectile. There was also a design oversight where he used a different element from his sister. This has all been fixed. I hope you enjoy the new Grave.

Jaina

• Jaina's rehabilitation was successful! She no longer hurts herself when performing Dragonheart.

Geiger

• To make Geiger more unique and further improve his concept of time control, he'll now have time-traveling frame advantage. He'll now always be +0 frames on hit, and his (dis)advantage frames will be stored. When the opponent wakes up from a knockdown, they're hit with the (dis)advantage frames.

Argagarg

• Argagarg turned out to be the least popular character and least accessible character. We also received thousands of angry emails from Rook players. He will not be making an appearance in the sequel.

Setsuki

• Players love Setsuki's Ninja Port, so we made it even more interesting. It now allows you to choose whether you want to cross up or not, and you can cancel the end into a normal grab to keep the opponent guessing! We hope you have fun with the improved Ninja Port.

Valerie

• Valerie's breast physics have been improved.
• She now leaves large paint trails with every attack that obscure the screen. Paint a masterpiece and destroy your opponent behind it!

Rook

• Rook was low tier and had situational supers. Coincidence? I think not. His supers have been slightly adjusted to improve their versatility. Here's an example of his improved Head Crush, where he now flies forwards:

Midori

• We noticed that Midori wasn't playing fair! His specials offer unusual mobility for a grappler and an effective counter to nearly every attack in the game. To prevent Midori from spamming these things and punish him with a larger hurtbox, he will now start every round as a dragon.

Lum

• Lum's random items upset some players and fireworks were deemed too powerful. To stay in the meta, his new item toss will always give mini-Rook. Lum also received updated graphics!

DeGrey/Quince

• DeGrey finally defeated Quince, so effectively they're both dead. They won't be in the sequel. But fear not, for we're adding Bal-Bas-Beta! Fantasy Strike has been in dire need of a robot character anyway. There are more characters on the way, but it's a secret for now. 😉

Onimaru

• Onimaru was deemed a little weak and his Engrish was offensive to some. Additionally, we realized that Fantasy Strike was not a real video game without a certain character... We solved all of these issues by adjusting Onimaru's moveset and adding new alt skins. Each palette swap will cost 2000 gems.

Looking ahead

Stay tuned, because in the next update we'll be taking a look at expanded cross-play with microwave ovens and printers! But not Xbox. We're too cool for Xbox.

Update: New Stages!

It's been almost a year since the last update, and we're still keeping things under tight locks. However, we're proud to announce that Fantasy Strike 2 will feature more diverse stages with platforms to create more exciting fights and dynamic combos. You'll even be able to play with more friends at once so nobody is left out! Here's an example of a new stage:

The Jäger Fuchs saga (full transcript)

Jäger Fuchs gained a reputation for joining the Discord, asking to ban players for cheating (with no proof), then vanishing. It's not clear if their issue was caused by their skill or internet connection, but some of the resulting dialogue was pretty funny.